froggy
@frogboy.bsky.social
how that make you feel white boy.
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froggy
@frogboy.bsky.social
· Nov 24
i once kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but when i ran out of bubblegum, i got confused and started eating ass. many such cases
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
i always thought they were cool for building a Hilton in Hanoi and torturing a bunch of people there, but i take it all back
Hilton said it is breaking from a franchise that was accused of canceling ICE agents' reservations at its Minneapolis-area location
Hilton To Break From Franchise Hotel Accused Of Canceling ICE Agents' Bookings
www.huffpost.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
i always thought they were cool for building a Hilton in Hanoi and torturing a bunch of people there, but i take it all back
you think Mario ever wanders the streets of New Donk City and tells someone he wants to shoot them so bad his dick's hard
December 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you think Mario ever wanders the streets of New Donk City and tells someone he wants to shoot them so bad his dick's hard
many have asked me "froggy what was it like being a hot young twink in the year 2012." thank you for asking. i was dodging the casting couch like i was in Jamiroquai
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
many have asked me "froggy what was it like being a hot young twink in the year 2012." thank you for asking. i was dodging the casting couch like i was in Jamiroquai
not only did Han shoot first, he fast tracked entry to the Kingdom of Heaven by shooting his adversary directly in the balls
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
not only did Han shoot first, he fast tracked entry to the Kingdom of Heaven by shooting his adversary directly in the balls
it's messed up they're allowed to play 🎵 wake me up! before you go go 🎵 in the grocery store after Zoolander's friends died in that freak gasoline fight incident. show some respect
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it's messed up they're allowed to play 🎵 wake me up! before you go go 🎵 in the grocery store after Zoolander's friends died in that freak gasoline fight incident. show some respect
me when i wear the infamous symbol of the Nazi 3rd SS Panzer Division for almost two decades, and then people yell at me for it and people in my campaign start resigning
October 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
me when i wear the infamous symbol of the Nazi 3rd SS Panzer Division for almost two decades, and then people yell at me for it and people in my campaign start resigning
"early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise" well where's my fucking money, Ben Franklin. where is it
September 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise" well where's my fucking money, Ben Franklin. where is it
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Saddest thing in the world is a cartoon mouse cutting off paper-thin slices of a single bean for his dinner
November 10, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Saddest thing in the world is a cartoon mouse cutting off paper-thin slices of a single bean for his dinner
tell them i died like i lived: one hand on the throttle of my jet ski, the other one cranking my hog
July 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
tell them i died like i lived: one hand on the throttle of my jet ski, the other one cranking my hog
when my cat walks into my room just to bite me for no reason
July 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
when my cat walks into my room just to bite me for no reason
it's because it's the only way i can feel anymore
Here’s Why Men Are Pointing Loaded Guns at Their Dicks
Internal fighting among gun owners has led to one of the dumbest memes of all time.
www.vice.com
May 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
it's because it's the only way i can feel anymore
there's a skunk in my neighborhood, and based on the smell i think he's got some really good weed
May 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
there's a skunk in my neighborhood, and based on the smell i think he's got some really good weed
a gooner is someone of low birth. if they're highborn, you call them an edgelord
March 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
a gooner is someone of low birth. if they're highborn, you call them an edgelord
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When you see this guy going around town in his little car, do what I do and say "From one lowly worm to another, keep on truckin', brother!" - Drew4484
February 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
When you see this guy going around town in his little car, do what I do and say "From one lowly worm to another, keep on truckin', brother!" - Drew4484
might have been into furry porn at some point but my recollection's a little fuzzy
February 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
might have been into furry porn at some point but my recollection's a little fuzzy
check out my new sweater. you may need to install Counter-Strike: Source to see it properly
January 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
check out my new sweater. you may need to install Counter-Strike: Source to see it properly
i'm sorry, but as a large language model created by OpenAI, i cannot "suck it nasty style" until "your balls look like a sun-dried tomato." please let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
December 31, 2024 at 4:25 AM
i'm sorry, but as a large language model created by OpenAI, i cannot "suck it nasty style" until "your balls look like a sun-dried tomato." please let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
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just noticed my vizier's email address is [email protected] should i be concerned
December 16, 2024 at 7:43 PM
just noticed my vizier's email address is [email protected] should i be concerned
everyone at the function: damn it slice wizard, you can't have any more slices
me:
me:
"A full pizza sits in an open pizza box on the counter. A person takes a slice and walks out of the frame."
December 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
everyone at the function: damn it slice wizard, you can't have any more slices
me:
me:
fuck this guy!! you can take my Japan Real Hole pocket pussy out of my cold, dead hands!!!
December 9, 2024 at 7:08 PM
fuck this guy!! you can take my Japan Real Hole pocket pussy out of my cold, dead hands!!!
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remembering that weird Jeopardy producer who tried to become permanent host even though no one knew who he was. one of the most bizarre acts of hubris of all time
December 5, 2024 at 4:23 PM
remembering that weird Jeopardy producer who tried to become permanent host even though no one knew who he was. one of the most bizarre acts of hubris of all time