Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
Emotional Support Husband
Built for comfort, not for speed.
Built for comfort, not for speed.
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Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Look, I love Drag Race but I really was not expecting hairy ass during the runway.
Ewwwww.
Ewwwww.
It’s my best friend Pat’s 60th birthday today. I met him on the bus to first grade in 1972, and he’s been the constant in my life ever since.
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s my best friend Pat’s 60th birthday today. I met him on the bus to first grade in 1972, and he’s been the constant in my life ever since.
The Godfather. I was supposed to be asleep in the back but I was watching through the gap in the bucket seats. When they got to the horse head scene, young Matt yelled “HOLY SHIT”.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Godfather. I was supposed to be asleep in the back but I was watching through the gap in the bucket seats. When they got to the horse head scene, young Matt yelled “HOLY SHIT”.
60 trips around the sun. Feels pretty good.
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
60 trips around the sun. Feels pretty good.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Not exactly a gift of the magi situation, but my father in law and I just gave each other the exact same pocket knife.
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Not exactly a gift of the magi situation, but my father in law and I just gave each other the exact same pocket knife.
Name your fav non James Bond spy movie.
Hopscotch
Three Days of the Condor
The Spy who came in from the Cold
Eye of the Needle
The Fourth Protocol
Marathon Man
The Amateur
Hopscotch
Three Days of the Condor
The Spy who came in from the Cold
Eye of the Needle
The Fourth Protocol
Marathon Man
The Amateur
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Bridge of Spies
The Sum of All Fears
Hunt for Red October
Patriot Games
North By Northwest
Argo
Bridge of Spies
The Sum of All Fears
Hunt for Red October
Patriot Games
North By Northwest
Argo
Name your fav non James Bond spy movie.
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Name your fav non James Bond spy movie.
Hopscotch
Three Days of the Condor
The Spy who came in from the Cold
Eye of the Needle
The Fourth Protocol
Marathon Man
The Amateur
Hopscotch
Three Days of the Condor
The Spy who came in from the Cold
Eye of the Needle
The Fourth Protocol
Marathon Man
The Amateur
Missing my dad today, on what would have been his 82nd birthday.
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Missing my dad today, on what would have been his 82nd birthday.
Missing the old man today. Merry Christmas, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Missing the old man today. Merry Christmas, everyone.
Presents wrapped, now it's time for the annual viewings of "A Christmas Story".
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
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December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Presents wrapped, now it's time for the annual viewings of "A Christmas Story".
Olive is in her festive holiday outfit.
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Olive is in her festive holiday outfit.
How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:
59 years, 359 Days
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
59 years, 359 Days
Time to share a random old pic.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Time to share a random old pic.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
It's starting to feel a little Christmassy up in here.
youtu.be/9u6aGXVAuWw?...
youtu.be/9u6aGXVAuWw?...
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's starting to feel a little Christmassy up in here.
youtu.be/9u6aGXVAuWw?...
youtu.be/9u6aGXVAuWw?...
This is my very handsome boy Magic. He’s a shy guy so I rarely get pictures of him.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is my very handsome boy Magic. He’s a shy guy so I rarely get pictures of him.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
This is Spinal Tap has been my favorite movie since I saw it first run in the balcony of the Varsity Theater in Lawrence in 1984.
This is just unfathomable.
This is just unfathomable.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is Spinal Tap has been my favorite movie since I saw it first run in the balcony of the Varsity Theater in Lawrence in 1984.
This is just unfathomable.
This is just unfathomable.
SHOTGUN!!
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
SHOTGUN!!
Kansas City Chiefs legend...Ron Jaworski?
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kansas City Chiefs legend...Ron Jaworski?
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
Raul Malo had a voice for the ages. He could sing a sad song with the nest of them, but right now this feels right.
youtu.be/q4fskhYudCY?...
youtu.be/q4fskhYudCY?...
The Mavericks - Dance The Night Away (The Prince's Trust Party In The Park 1998)
YouTube video by King's Trust Music
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Raul Malo had a voice for the ages. He could sing a sad song with the nest of them, but right now this feels right.
youtu.be/q4fskhYudCY?...
youtu.be/q4fskhYudCY?...
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
My dad loved instrumental music, it's one of the things he passed down to me. Please enjoy all 8 minuts of Melting Pot, by Booker T and the MG's and enjoy the genius of Steve Cropper. May his memory be a blessing.
youtu.be/wPAwForZRGA?...
youtu.be/wPAwForZRGA?...
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My dad loved instrumental music, it's one of the things he passed down to me. Please enjoy all 8 minuts of Melting Pot, by Booker T and the MG's and enjoy the genius of Steve Cropper. May his memory be a blessing.
youtu.be/wPAwForZRGA?...
youtu.be/wPAwForZRGA?...
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Social Distortion
Junior Brown
Reverend Horton Heat
Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys
Los Straitjackets
Social Distortion
Junior Brown
Reverend Horton Heat
Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys
Los Straitjackets
5 concerts I’ve seen
Marty Stuart
Rancid/Bad Religion
Dwight Yoakum and Willie Nelson
Nelly Furtado
The Pogues
Marty Stuart
Rancid/Bad Religion
Dwight Yoakum and Willie Nelson
Nelly Furtado
The Pogues
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Senses Fail
SeeYouSpaceCowboy
My Chemical Romance
Taking Back Sunday
Better Lovers
Senses Fail
SeeYouSpaceCowboy
My Chemical Romance
Taking Back Sunday
Better Lovers
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Social Distortion
Junior Brown
Reverend Horton Heat
Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys
Los Straitjackets
Social Distortion
Junior Brown
Reverend Horton Heat
Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys
Los Straitjackets
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.