Immortan Joe Mazzulla
@fremenjake.bsky.social
I just want to see some good fucking tennis
This app is actually not bad for sports but good lord everything else is just exhausting idk how you guys do it
I would rather just not use social media. Which actually could be a massive boon I suppose
I would rather just not use social media. Which actually could be a massive boon I suppose
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This app is actually not bad for sports but good lord everything else is just exhausting idk how you guys do it
I would rather just not use social media. Which actually could be a massive boon I suppose
I would rather just not use social media. Which actually could be a massive boon I suppose
I think it’s fine Zohran met with Trump because that’s the reality of being the mayor of New York but this rules lmao
Mayor Michelle Wu said she has no interest in confabbing with President Trump as New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani did last week while in Washington:
“I’m not interested in a bromance with the federal regime,” Wu said.
“I’m not interested in a bromance with the federal regime,” Wu said.
Mamdani can have his ‘bromance’ with Trump, but Mayor Wu says she’s ‘not interested’ - The Boston Globe
Last Friday’s meetup between President Trump and New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani raised eyebrows on both sides of the political aisle.
trib.al
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think it’s fine Zohran met with Trump because that’s the reality of being the mayor of New York but this rules lmao
Alright man take a deep breath
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Alright man take a deep breath
It’s very annoying I can’t see this at a chain but here we go!
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s very annoying I can’t see this at a chain but here we go!
Very excited by how everyone is talking about Mad Men because it’s coming to HBO in December
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Very excited by how everyone is talking about Mad Men because it’s coming to HBO in December
Ok I finally am watching Chair Company and I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ok I finally am watching Chair Company and I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes
That was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen by Joe Flacco
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen by Joe Flacco
Hard to be too upset about this game because my evening is going to consist of a large pizza and EU5 and that’s like Christmas baby
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hard to be too upset about this game because my evening is going to consist of a large pizza and EU5 and that’s like Christmas baby
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This story is nuts.
"ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."
"ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."
#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This story is nuts.
"ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."
"ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."
FINALLY SOME GOOD AI CRITICISM I AM SO HAPPY
Gotta lock in it’s only a few hours until Pluribus
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
FINALLY SOME GOOD AI CRITICISM I AM SO HAPPY
Gotta lock in it’s only a few hours until Pluribus
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Gotta lock in it’s only a few hours until Pluribus
I’m still kind of in shock that there are still people out there who think there are girl movies and boy movies. And I’m even more shocked by the fact it’s usually women who say this!
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’m still kind of in shock that there are still people out there who think there are girl movies and boy movies. And I’m even more shocked by the fact it’s usually women who say this!
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Its biggest sin is that for a movie that is basically a prequel to the movie that invented Technicolor, it looks like shit.
(There are other sins too but that’s the biggest one)
Good performances though. The whole movie would be dogwater without them
(There are other sins too but that’s the biggest one)
Good performances though. The whole movie would be dogwater without them
Wicked is such an awful movie but it is very funny that nobody feels like getting screeched at by name searching deranged fans so basically we all agreed not to talk about it online
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Its biggest sin is that for a movie that is basically a prequel to the movie that invented Technicolor, it looks like shit.
(There are other sins too but that’s the biggest one)
Good performances though. The whole movie would be dogwater without them
(There are other sins too but that’s the biggest one)
Good performances though. The whole movie would be dogwater without them
hey now don’t call us out like this
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
hey now don’t call us out like this
Wicked is such an awful movie but it is very funny that nobody feels like getting screeched at by name searching deranged fans so basically we all agreed not to talk about it online
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Wicked is such an awful movie but it is very funny that nobody feels like getting screeched at by name searching deranged fans so basically we all agreed not to talk about it online
Oh man Pluribus is a masterpiece
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh man Pluribus is a masterpiece
In a stunning turn of events I have defeated Spain as Portugal but to do so I took out loans that will take me a generation or more to repay and also I demanded some of their land to humiliate them but actually they are useless so now I am being punished for that.
EU5 10/10 game no notes
EU5 10/10 game no notes
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
In a stunning turn of events I have defeated Spain as Portugal but to do so I took out loans that will take me a generation or more to repay and also I demanded some of their land to humiliate them but actually they are useless so now I am being punished for that.
EU5 10/10 game no notes
EU5 10/10 game no notes
I really really really like EU5 lol
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I really really really like EU5 lol
I love Bond and grew up loving Bond and I like every single actor who has ever played Bond so don’t screech at me but I do think Craig is far and clear of the pack when it comes to best Bond
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love Bond and grew up loving Bond and I like every single actor who has ever played Bond so don’t screech at me but I do think Craig is far and clear of the pack when it comes to best Bond
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People who are scared of big cities have it backward. The closer you are to your neighbors the better you are at seeing them as human. The people who are scared of “random shootings” in the cities are also sniping lost teens in their driveways in the exurbs.
Still thinking about this story. Imagine how cooked your brain has to be on Fox News -- how terrified you have to be, every day in your isolated suburban castle -- to start *shooting* when you see brown people at your door, before the door is even open. We're such a nation of terrified cowards.
Cleaning worker who mistakenly went to wrong home fatally shot: Police
The shooting victim died from a gunshot wound to the head, the coroner's office said.
abcnews.go.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People who are scared of big cities have it backward. The closer you are to your neighbors the better you are at seeing them as human. The people who are scared of “random shootings” in the cities are also sniping lost teens in their driveways in the exurbs.
Chat I regret to inform you that I am kind of getting into EU5
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Chat I regret to inform you that I am kind of getting into EU5
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
No you don’t understand giving the republicans everything they want is a strategic move
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
No you don’t understand giving the republicans everything they want is a strategic move
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every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
I really hate onside kicks so much so I’m glad they didn’t get it or everyone would have said I am just ranting because it hurt my team
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I really hate onside kicks so much so I’m glad they didn’t get it or everyone would have said I am just ranting because it hurt my team