I guess this will be the next one from the same company? My expectations are already basement level.
https://youtu.be/0qeRfA1AGiY?si=kYmw0qBQYWoVcIA1

I was already prepared to bail after quite literally nothing happened for the first 20 mins and the actors kept weirdly pausing for awkwardly long times between lines of dialogue.

I couldn't believe how plastic that giant blade looked. Like a prop a cosplayer would wield.

Did you also get the sense the owners of that countryside home gave specific instructions to the cast and crew not to make a mess or else? Blood never splatters. Dries instantly, never dripping. Chases around the house never result in anything getting knocked over or broken. broken.

The reveal of the killers' reasoning had me going, "All this murder just because of that? That was the best they could come up with?"

Still not as bad as the killer's motivation in The Naughty List of Mr. Scrooge being mad over losing out on a part in the school play many years earlier.

Like Boll could afford the rights to Scooby Doo these days.

Given Boll and his resources these days... probably not.