Scott Foy
foywonder.bsky.social
Scott Foy
@foywonder.bsky.social
Schlock Jock
I guess this will be the next one from the same company? My expectations are already basement level.
https://youtu.be/0qeRfA1AGiY?si=kYmw0qBQYWoVcIA1
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I was already prepared to bail after quite literally nothing happened for the first 20 mins and the actors kept weirdly pausing for awkwardly long times between lines of dialogue.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I couldn't believe how plastic that giant blade looked. Like a prop a cosplayer would wield.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Did you also get the sense the owners of that countryside home gave specific instructions to the cast and crew not to make a mess or else? Blood never splatters. Dries instantly, never dripping. Chases around the house never result in anything getting knocked over or broken. broken.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The reveal of the killers' reasoning had me going, "All this murder just because of that? That was the best they could come up with?"

Still not as bad as the killer's motivation in The Naughty List of Mr. Scrooge being mad over losing out on a part in the school play many years earlier.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Like Boll could afford the rights to Scooby Doo these days.
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Given Boll and his resources these days... probably not.
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM