Javier Van Der Cheese
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Javier Van Der Cheese
@fortenbras.bsky.social
Legend is right. One of the greatest.
🇺🇸 160 Appearances
⚽️ 25 Goals
🏆 @fifawwc.bsky.social & U-20 @fifawwc.bsky.social Champion
🥇 Olympic Gold Medalist
☝️ 1 Legendary Career

Crystal Dunn has officially announced her retirement from professional soccer.
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Hechicero vs Danny Garcia on the ramp was a shoot.
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This update to AppleTV got rid of the episode specific key frames and I don’t like it. It’s impossible to know if the episode advanced or stayed on the one you’ve just watched and it drops the progress slider. It’s a worse experience.
January 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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the horror of this is compounded by the fact that the whipple building sits on the same military fort where 1600+ Dakota, mostly women and children were held in a concentration camp in 1863, where over 300 died
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It’s all just racism.
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Pretty sure my parents have an identical photo of me.
You don’t replace your first computer; you reunite with it. The smile says it all. #WorthIt #c64U
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Darby Allen Texas Switch on Dynamite of 34th St.
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Quiting my job on December 1 to become a living statue may have been a mistake.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This documentary on Austrian baked goods suggests that they prefer apricots in their doughnuts and cookies over other fruit. I wonder why.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My favorite thing on social media is when scientists share their fieldwork or lab work.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
At Bastard Pac, please say “magisterial” in a promo.
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How much of the astronomical alignment of ancient cities is really just about managing solar gain?
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Schumer could help us all understand his position by sitting down with Isaac Chotiner.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dems better not fucking cave for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Strange being in a building I’ve been visiting for 40 years but it’s had various purposes over the years
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Premium newsletter: OpenAI promised to build a gigawatt of data centers for AMD, NVIDIA and Broadcom by the end of 2026, and 9GW more for Broadcom by the end of 2029. They need $400 Billion in the next 12 months - and to do several impossible things at once.
www.wheresyoured.at/openai400bn/
OpenAI Needs $400 Billion In The Next 12 Months
Hello readers! This premium edition features a generous free intro because I like to try and get some of the info out there, but the real indepth stuff is below the cut. Nevertheless, I deeply appreci...
www.wheresyoured.at
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline.
It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
August 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
There was a time in the 80s when we thought every conflict could be solved with a dance off.
July 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Shaved my beard off today.
July 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
SINNERS had the most flattering tailoring of any movie I’ve ever seen. The cut, fit and silhouette of every character was top shelf. Even the bib overalls were as flattering as fuck.
July 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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BVB 🤝 CLB #Crew96
June 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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June 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Harriet Tubman #quilt by my Mom, Vera P. Hall, who makes quilts celebrating Black people who fought for their own freedom. This seems to be the crowd favorite of the “We Didn’t Wait for Freedom” series. Happy #Juneteenth #quilting
June 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Good lord. Will no one say this is wrong???
June 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We walked by Hank Azaria while he was eating a deli sandwich in front of Lenox Hill hospital. (Maybe it was Mt. Sinai. Been awhile.)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM