this wouldve gotten you 70k likes and a $9,000 a month on patreon in 2018

Shucks, I did all them dances

(you never did)

lived in germany briefly. Currywurst is insanely overrated, literally never had one I thought was better than fries alone

very important to have someone like that in your life, so you can appreciate everyone who's normal

yeah i've been starting to actually comment on reddit a bit, myself. is tumblr like. accessible if i'm not a fandom person

done and done

Would I vote for the turbo YIMBY boomers into Soylent Green import 1 billion immigrants party? Yeah except that everyone else who would too already follows me on here and I don’t have 100 million followers