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Lenny 🧡
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Foraging/cheese hype from a bouncy Brit(ish) person. Etsy: forageknoxville.etsy.com

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I've been using the Google News app to deliver me breaking headlines, but it's got really shit and is missing stuff (nothing when we invaded Venezuela... seriously?!)

Any recommendations for a timely news app with push notifications for big events?
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Hot off the press 😁 #fuckice #protests #abolishice
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hey Americans, are you calling your representatives multiple times a week? If not, you're not doing your part and you don't get to complain about how things are going. And I don't want to hear why that isn't the solution, unless you have a better one.
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Ate soup with 40 cloves of garlic earlier, AFC would definitely turn around over my airspace rn
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 AM
did you know there's also a Nobel Rest in Peace Prize
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I wonder if Trump woke up from a nap, realized they had switched pilots, and the new pilot is telling him they're not going to Davos.
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Making these to help people in the #ice raids and #protests. If you cannot afford a sheet but need one, DM me! www.etsy.com/listing/4444...
January 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Waiting to hear him snore so I can safely unload this hot cabbage fart that's bubbling up inside
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Reading this while watching a Traitors challenge has me incredibly confused about time and space.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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The interesting thing about trump threatening Greenland is that Trump raped little kids with Jeffrey Epstein
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If I make it through this dry January I'll know I can do literally anything. I will be a superhuman.
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Think I'm gonna get started on that bucket list
January 19, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I had a suspicion he'd do something on MLK day...
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Status report: Got out of bed to make coffee, took down the Christmas tree, crawled back into bed.
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Any second now, I swear, I'm gonna get out of this bed, and I'm gonna do SO MUCH with this day, you just watch me.
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I don't know what to think anymore.
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Nobhead Pee Prize more like.
January 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I finally got a job, only to find out it was unpaid training as a independent contractor to be done on my own time, only to then find out I did not complete the unpaid training quick enough (two days) and get let go. To their credit I did none of it.
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I know it's not much but I wanted to help somehow. So I made doorbell stickers for the #Minnesota #ICE #protests for anyone who wants them. If you can't afford one but want one, DM me. www.etsy.com/listing/4441...
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I guess the chickens were grateful for the bananas!
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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It is -13 C in Minneapolis and has been dark for hours and people went out to protest anyway and got gassed and arrested and beaten

i don't want to hear another word about how Americans don't do anything.
This is a residential neighborhood.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Watching the @statuscoupnews.bsky.social live feed and watching ICE agents fire pepper pellets into a noisy but non confrontational crowd, they hit the reporter in the back of the head, set fire to bushes, and now someone is calling for medics. What the ACTUAL fuck.
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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They’re even taking the stripper jobs
January 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM