i do not care for the discourse over the term “bi lesbian”. call me when they invent “bi straight girls”
January 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i do not care for the discourse over the term “bi lesbian”. call me when they invent “bi straight girls”
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can my neighbour please shut the fuck up? im trying to be hungover and depressed in peace and the baseline coming through my walls isn’t helping anything
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
can my neighbour please shut the fuck up? im trying to be hungover and depressed in peace and the baseline coming through my walls isn’t helping anything
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how do the fat people in wall-e fuck
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 AM
how do the fat people in wall-e fuck
welp, the year is over. all in all it’s been fun w lots of firsts. definitely an improvement from ‘24, though that’s true of most years of my life. somewhat sad it had to end with me alone and still very ill trying desperately to not throw up on myself while i do my injection
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
welp, the year is over. all in all it’s been fun w lots of firsts. definitely an improvement from ‘24, though that’s true of most years of my life. somewhat sad it had to end with me alone and still very ill trying desperately to not throw up on myself while i do my injection
getting tzatziki with it
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
getting tzatziki with it
getting greeky with it
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
getting greeky with it
giving a guy a handjob and he tells me that i have the index to ring finger ratio of a passoid
anyone want to meet up and compare index-to-ring-finger ratios 🥺
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
giving a guy a handjob and he tells me that i have the index to ring finger ratio of a passoid
was just thinking the other day how great it is that i don’t seem to get that man flu thing where every other cold knocks you on your ass for 5 days ever since starting hrt
turns out you can still very much get regular flu however, and it feels just as bad and even more painful
turns out you can still very much get regular flu however, and it feels just as bad and even more painful
December 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
was just thinking the other day how great it is that i don’t seem to get that man flu thing where every other cold knocks you on your ass for 5 days ever since starting hrt
turns out you can still very much get regular flu however, and it feels just as bad and even more painful
turns out you can still very much get regular flu however, and it feels just as bad and even more painful
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
i haven’t had a fever like this in over a year. im not having a nice time
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i haven’t had a fever like this in over a year. im not having a nice time
what’s with the date?
December 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
what’s with the date?
gdi why did my mum send me home with all the leftover christmas alcohol
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
gdi why did my mum send me home with all the leftover christmas alcohol
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i really wasn’t expecting the war between the land and sea go full the shape of water by episode 4
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i really wasn’t expecting the war between the land and sea go full the shape of water by episode 4
left a suitcase out with some prog in it and my cat was chewing one of the suppositories…. he’s fine now but did spend the afternoon sleeping it off
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
left a suitcase out with some prog in it and my cat was chewing one of the suppositories…. he’s fine now but did spend the afternoon sleeping it off
super mario 3d world has no soul. it’s an incredibly beautiful game but the actual gameplay is not ensouled
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
super mario 3d world has no soul. it’s an incredibly beautiful game but the actual gameplay is not ensouled
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banning the thing that you can make a much less safe version of out of duct tape or bandages couldn’t possibly have any harmful effects. genius move from the US government here
In addition to this administration trying to kill kids, and they're also coming for our binders? OUR BINDERS.
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
banning the thing that you can make a much less safe version of out of duct tape or bandages couldn’t possibly have any harmful effects. genius move from the US government here
“cost per child”
hes talking about two surgeries that are basically never done on under 18s in america
hes talking about two surgeries that are basically never done on under 18s in america
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
“cost per child”
hes talking about two surgeries that are basically never done on under 18s in america
hes talking about two surgeries that are basically never done on under 18s in america
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2 major faults in my mock driving test today… (just one would be an instafail)
guess there’s two ways in which im never gonna pass
guess there’s two ways in which im never gonna pass
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
2 major faults in my mock driving test today… (just one would be an instafail)
guess there’s two ways in which im never gonna pass
guess there’s two ways in which im never gonna pass