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victoria

victoria

@foldedflowers.bsky.social

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they call me bricky vicky

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victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 1h

smh you got blue lips and pronouns

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 9h

he’s jelqing

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

Theory: cats can have ADHD too

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 10h

plus they’re not even gonna pay for the analysis. that’s at least $500 this kids parents have to pay if they want him to be able to sports

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 10h

it’s a very cheap surgery. all they do is hit you in the mouth with a hammer

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 11h

true but the moon is also gay

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 21h

god damn i miss living somewhere with mountains. it’s been like 5 years since I’ve climbed more than 100 m

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 1d

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elizabeth 🫡 @posting.bsky.social · 1d

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 1d

what does this mean?

Am I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 1d

[Q]
Do you shampoo your armpits?

[A]
no just my tongue

[2009]

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spooky sara 🎃 @sarasoci.al · 1d

my mitochondria are femboys

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · Jul 9

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

i once knew someone who knew a guy who wrote a story about having sex with a dead body for his GCSE english literature exam. the examiners wouldn’t mark it and his teacher reported him to social services

Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

no, the hormone volume is massive and no-one’s come up with a long release version of it so you’d need to dose like every other day

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

no designer pussy, you have to pick one from a catalog

also pussy #4 has been withdrawn because the lips “didn’t look proletarian enough”

may @maysuser.name · 2d

"there is no designer pussy under communism" as if trannies aren't always at the scene of the crime when it comes to unpaid, unappreciated skilled work

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

we use miles though

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

what is that hair

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

aka the entire female portion of my family, 95% of the time

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

the air generally needs to be warmer than the body, so either it’s colder inside than outside for some reason or it stays out there and equalises and then something happens like dawn and air gets suddenly warmer and if it’s humid enough you’ll get condensation

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

“oh i wonder why the ball rooms been planned for about 100 years but never built”

probably none of the presidents wanted to rip a big hole in the side of the white house

Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 2d

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 2d

salty, bitter kinda lingers in your mouth a while

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 3d

no. you can pry my music that sounds like an auto tuned metal pipe falling down a flight of stairs from my cold dead hands

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 3d

you could have done it with queen to d5 but no, you just had to be quirky with it

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 3d

no. seitan is delicious (in the right recipe) and has a great texture

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 3d

so true if you don’t have it done by 27/28 you’ll have too many org debuffs to cap taiwan before the US joins

victoria @foldedflowers.bsky.social · 3d

biblically accurate angel looking mfer