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56% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
You mean the anthropomorphic penis?
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You mean the anthropomorphic penis?
Stress and anxiety are incredibly debilitating. They’re illnesses which the sufferer often feels guilty for having which exacerbates the symptoms. I’m a lifelong sufferer of both. It makes all the difference to have a wonderful support network.
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Stress and anxiety are incredibly debilitating. They’re illnesses which the sufferer often feels guilty for having which exacerbates the symptoms. I’m a lifelong sufferer of both. It makes all the difference to have a wonderful support network.
I’ve absolutely no idea. It’s terrifying.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I’ve absolutely no idea. It’s terrifying.
The ‘fish’ has witnessed some truly terrible things.
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The ‘fish’ has witnessed some truly terrible things.
I dreamt last night that I was a contestant on some sort of task based show. My tasks included buying Simon Cowell some Crocs and singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ in front of Rick Astley.
Glad you’re feeling better 😊
Glad you’re feeling better 😊
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I dreamt last night that I was a contestant on some sort of task based show. My tasks included buying Simon Cowell some Crocs and singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ in front of Rick Astley.
Glad you’re feeling better 😊
Glad you’re feeling better 😊
I don’t mind a bit of celery. I’d rather have a stick of celery than a penis in my mouth.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I don’t mind a bit of celery. I’d rather have a stick of celery than a penis in my mouth.
First you visit a penis farm then before you know it, you’re at a heavy petting zoo. IT WILL ALL END IN TEARS! Bloody free range penises x
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
First you visit a penis farm then before you know it, you’re at a heavy petting zoo. IT WILL ALL END IN TEARS! Bloody free range penises x
Is that what ‘Hard Habit To Break’ is about?
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Is that what ‘Hard Habit To Break’ is about?
Could you just ban penises? And c*riander please. Oh, and slow rock ballads x
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Could you just ban penises? And c*riander please. Oh, and slow rock ballads x
Good morning, sweetheart x
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Good morning, sweetheart x
I’m trying to come up with a squitty comeback.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’m trying to come up with a squitty comeback.
This made me snot laugh x
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This made me snot laugh x
Hello, sweetheart! How’s you this fine Monday? x
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hello, sweetheart! How’s you this fine Monday? x
I’m sorry to hear that, my lovely. Sending you a big hug.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I’m sorry to hear that, my lovely. Sending you a big hug.