Thee Mr Carr
@flordecke.bsky.social
Father, MARATHON FINISHER, Columbus Crew, Crew2, and Orlando Pride Supporter. Crystal Palace Sufferer. Ohio Ex-pat in Florida.
We don't want any more visitors, PODCASTERS, well-wishers, or distant relations.
I don't proofread before I post...
We don't want any more visitors, PODCASTERS, well-wishers, or distant relations.
I don't proofread before I post...
Just put this one on repeat ...
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just put this one on repeat ...
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If anyone is actually talking about that guy Dave from the big noon kickoff then you are giving more credence to an idiot than is ever deserved.
a man wearing a tin foil hat is sitting at a desk in front of a sign that says ' info wars '
ALT: a man wearing a tin foil hat is sitting at a desk in front of a sign that says ' info wars '
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November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If anyone is actually talking about that guy Dave from the big noon kickoff then you are giving more credence to an idiot than is ever deserved.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You ever stop at a Taco Bell and then realize that they don't give a shit so why should you? .... Sitting at the drive thru for 10 minutes AFTER paying ...
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You ever stop at a Taco Bell and then realize that they don't give a shit so why should you? .... Sitting at the drive thru for 10 minutes AFTER paying ...
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Emily Sams gives the home squad in Orlando a wave 🇺🇸👋
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Emily Sams gives the home squad in Orlando a wave 🇺🇸👋
If you have to wear sunscreen at night, you might be a Rose Lavelle.
If cast no shadow you, might be a Rose Lavelle.
If garlic has an intense flavor that burns your mouth, you might be a Rose Lavelle.
If solid objects pass through your insubstantial otherly dimensional projection of a body...
If cast no shadow you, might be a Rose Lavelle.
If garlic has an intense flavor that burns your mouth, you might be a Rose Lavelle.
If solid objects pass through your insubstantial otherly dimensional projection of a body...
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If you have to wear sunscreen at night, you might be a Rose Lavelle.
If cast no shadow you, might be a Rose Lavelle.
If garlic has an intense flavor that burns your mouth, you might be a Rose Lavelle.
If solid objects pass through your insubstantial otherly dimensional projection of a body...
If cast no shadow you, might be a Rose Lavelle.
If garlic has an intense flavor that burns your mouth, you might be a Rose Lavelle.
If solid objects pass through your insubstantial otherly dimensional projection of a body...
Happiest of birthdays to my wife!
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happiest of birthdays to my wife!
A year ago today, I was in a terrible place.
I was focused on the wrong things.
Though I may have seen Happy, I was anything but...
Since then, I have seen professional counselors who have helped me mentally. I have learned to love myself. All of me. There are no bad parts...
I was focused on the wrong things.
Though I may have seen Happy, I was anything but...
Since then, I have seen professional counselors who have helped me mentally. I have learned to love myself. All of me. There are no bad parts...
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A year ago today, I was in a terrible place.
I was focused on the wrong things.
Though I may have seen Happy, I was anything but...
Since then, I have seen professional counselors who have helped me mentally. I have learned to love myself. All of me. There are no bad parts...
I was focused on the wrong things.
Though I may have seen Happy, I was anything but...
Since then, I have seen professional counselors who have helped me mentally. I have learned to love myself. All of me. There are no bad parts...
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November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife. Shes still 30 something for another year. She's still a youth for 12 months.
Taking her to the US Italy game in ORL to see her favorite Emily Sams play. Say hey at the South corner!
youtu.be/zv53m6xUFZQ?...
Taking her to the US Italy game in ORL to see her favorite Emily Sams play. Say hey at the South corner!
youtu.be/zv53m6xUFZQ?...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY REBECCA! - EPIC Happy Birthday Song
YouTube video by EpicHappyBirthdays
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November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife. Shes still 30 something for another year. She's still a youth for 12 months.
Taking her to the US Italy game in ORL to see her favorite Emily Sams play. Say hey at the South corner!
youtu.be/zv53m6xUFZQ?...
Taking her to the US Italy game in ORL to see her favorite Emily Sams play. Say hey at the South corner!
youtu.be/zv53m6xUFZQ?...
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Happy #BlackFriday to all who celebrate.
If you’re shopping today, we fine folks at Supporter Supply would appreciate if you checked us out.
Here’s a discount code for 30% off everything, plus a $30 gift card if you wanna get nuts.
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 #GoBucks #ShopLocal
If you’re shopping today, we fine folks at Supporter Supply would appreciate if you checked us out.
Here’s a discount code for 30% off everything, plus a $30 gift card if you wanna get nuts.
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 #GoBucks #ShopLocal
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy #BlackFriday to all who celebrate.
If you’re shopping today, we fine folks at Supporter Supply would appreciate if you checked us out.
Here’s a discount code for 30% off everything, plus a $30 gift card if you wanna get nuts.
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 #GoBucks #ShopLocal
If you’re shopping today, we fine folks at Supporter Supply would appreciate if you checked us out.
Here’s a discount code for 30% off everything, plus a $30 gift card if you wanna get nuts.
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 #GoBucks #ShopLocal
Watching 10-year-old vines in a compilation...
... There were signs back then....
... There were signs back then....
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Watching 10-year-old vines in a compilation...
... There were signs back then....
... There were signs back then....
Good thing eh?
Mitchell starts again after Sosa picked up a knock, while Hughes and Lerma return to the starting XI for Kamada and Wharton. #cpfc
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Good thing eh?
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This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
The wife just told me:
If you get up to take a shit for 1/2 hour right before Thanksgiving dinner, then it's your fault that three people you don't recognize sit down at your table...
... I somehow cannot find flaw in that logic...
If you get up to take a shit for 1/2 hour right before Thanksgiving dinner, then it's your fault that three people you don't recognize sit down at your table...
... I somehow cannot find flaw in that logic...
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air
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November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The wife just told me:
If you get up to take a shit for 1/2 hour right before Thanksgiving dinner, then it's your fault that three people you don't recognize sit down at your table...
... I somehow cannot find flaw in that logic...
If you get up to take a shit for 1/2 hour right before Thanksgiving dinner, then it's your fault that three people you don't recognize sit down at your table...
... I somehow cannot find flaw in that logic...
I just heard my uncle is scream out that that is Jack Black when I was outside. Then I heard him say, no the white guy!.... Then I saw this skeet... Everything makes sense. #HappyThanksgiving #OnBeerNumber4
Jack White should just go gray. #NFL
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I just heard my uncle is scream out that that is Jack Black when I was outside. Then I heard him say, no the white guy!.... Then I saw this skeet... Everything makes sense. #HappyThanksgiving #OnBeerNumber4
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
🍁🦃 🍗🥧🥔 🍽🍷🍻
From your friends at SUPPCo.
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#Crew96 | #vamoscolumbus | #mysuppco
🍁🦃 🍗🥧🥔 🍽🍷🍻
From your friends at SUPPCo.
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#Crew96 | #vamoscolumbus | #mysuppco
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
🍁🦃 🍗🥧🥔 🍽🍷🍻
From your friends at SUPPCo.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 | #vamoscolumbus | #mysuppco
🍁🦃 🍗🥧🥔 🍽🍷🍻
From your friends at SUPPCo.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 | #vamoscolumbus | #mysuppco
Why do my in laws hate me? I've tought Economics and Civics... This ain't no Charlie v College kid debates.... #HappyThanksgiving #ReleaseTheEpsteinList
a man wearing boxing gloves is getting punched in the face by another man in a gym .
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November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Why do my in laws hate me? I've tought Economics and Civics... This ain't no Charlie v College kid debates.... #HappyThanksgiving #ReleaseTheEpsteinList
The reason I hate family get togethers:
No one REALLY cares about "how y'all doing?" These convos kill me on the inside...
Mom only wants stories to entertain her, uncle Scott wants to kill time, and Grandma is... Well I'm not sure if she's alive, but I'm not the one that's about to find out...
No one REALLY cares about "how y'all doing?" These convos kill me on the inside...
Mom only wants stories to entertain her, uncle Scott wants to kill time, and Grandma is... Well I'm not sure if she's alive, but I'm not the one that's about to find out...
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The reason I hate family get togethers:
No one REALLY cares about "how y'all doing?" These convos kill me on the inside...
Mom only wants stories to entertain her, uncle Scott wants to kill time, and Grandma is... Well I'm not sure if she's alive, but I'm not the one that's about to find out...
No one REALLY cares about "how y'all doing?" These convos kill me on the inside...
Mom only wants stories to entertain her, uncle Scott wants to kill time, and Grandma is... Well I'm not sure if she's alive, but I'm not the one that's about to find out...
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
... But which one?
... But which one?
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
... But which one?
... But which one?
My wife said I was in my 'Doc Brown' era...
... Apparently this photo eats and leaves no crumbs....
Great Scott!
... Apparently this photo eats and leaves no crumbs....
Great Scott!
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My wife said I was in my 'Doc Brown' era...
... Apparently this photo eats and leaves no crumbs....
Great Scott!
... Apparently this photo eats and leaves no crumbs....
Great Scott!