Dave Hageman ❄️☃️🎄
@davehageman.bsky.social
Former historian; Ohioan in VA; Antifa Block Captain; soccer and other assorted nonsense
Man, all we want is well-paid air traffic controllers, on-time flights, and high speed rail so we don’t have to fly everywhere.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Man, all we want is well-paid air traffic controllers, on-time flights, and high speed rail so we don’t have to fly everywhere.
I’m sure this will lead to laws mandating companies have pumping areas and generous parental leave requirements.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m sure this will lead to laws mandating companies have pumping areas and generous parental leave requirements.
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3 days ago, Hakeem Jeffries stated that Donald Trump was right on immigration and the border.
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
3 days ago, Hakeem Jeffries stated that Donald Trump was right on immigration and the border.
I’m shocked that the same people who can’t read the 2nd amendment also can’t read the 14th.
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m shocked that the same people who can’t read the 2nd amendment also can’t read the 14th.
I still can’t believe they let an evil stereotype from abolitionist literature become a US Senator.
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I still can’t believe they let an evil stereotype from abolitionist literature become a US Senator.
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“The President was involved in a teen rape club for many years in some capacity” remains a fact that disappears from coverage for weeks at a time
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“The President was involved in a teen rape club for many years in some capacity” remains a fact that disappears from coverage for weeks at a time
Woke up early to watch Arsenal lose, stayed up late to watch Ohio State lose. This is why you should never get out of bed.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Woke up early to watch Arsenal lose, stayed up late to watch Ohio State lose. This is why you should never get out of bed.
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.
Just unspeakable assholery.
Just unspeakable assholery.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.
Just unspeakable assholery.
Just unspeakable assholery.
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
GOAL ARSENAL! 1-1, Trossard 53'
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
We don’t have enough holidays commemorating someone’s death. Kissinger deserves at least a three day weekend.
I don’t think it’s Trump’s *birth*day that will be celebrated in years to come.
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We don’t have enough holidays commemorating someone’s death. Kissinger deserves at least a three day weekend.
I keep Christmas throughout the year by pronouncing “spirit” the way Michael Caine does in The Muppet Christmas Carol.
a man wearing a top hat and a black coat looks at the camera
Alt: Michael Caine as Scrooge in the definitive take on Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol.”
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December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I keep Christmas throughout the year by pronouncing “spirit” the way Michael Caine does in The Muppet Christmas Carol.
Pretty dramatic heel turns from the US and Israel.
Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pretty dramatic heel turns from the US and Israel.
If I went back in time, I wouldn’t kill baby Dick Wolf, but I’d make sure he had a really bad formative experience with the police.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If I went back in time, I wouldn’t kill baby Dick Wolf, but I’d make sure he had a really bad formative experience with the police.
Merry Krampusnacht! May Krampus stuff all petulant fascists in a sack and/or whip them with sticks.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Merry Krampusnacht! May Krampus stuff all petulant fascists in a sack and/or whip them with sticks.
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cameo but for murder
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
cameo but for murder
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Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
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I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I mean, this is an execution
Dems should start doing shit like using Reagan to advertise Zohran’s free buses.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dems should start doing shit like using Reagan to advertise Zohran’s free buses.
Now, Sean Duffy is obviously an unabashed shit head, but station wagons are objectively awesome.
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Now, Sean Duffy is obviously an unabashed shit head, but station wagons are objectively awesome.
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Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her.
What a racist piece of shit.
What a racist piece of shit.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her.
What a racist piece of shit.
What a racist piece of shit.
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