Floozy Greenberg
@floozygreenberg.bsky.social
As we rode out to Fennario…
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feeling down?
try having 50-80lbs of pitbull laying on your chest
surely 50-80lbs of pitbull laying on your chest will cure what ails you
try having 50-80lbs of pitbull laying on your chest
surely 50-80lbs of pitbull laying on your chest will cure what ails you
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
feeling down?
try having 50-80lbs of pitbull laying on your chest
surely 50-80lbs of pitbull laying on your chest will cure what ails you
try having 50-80lbs of pitbull laying on your chest
surely 50-80lbs of pitbull laying on your chest will cure what ails you
look, as a jam band fan i have no room to judge anyone…
but i went on a date with a disney adult…
and im still processing just how i feel about that…
but i went on a date with a disney adult…
and im still processing just how i feel about that…
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
look, as a jam band fan i have no room to judge anyone…
but i went on a date with a disney adult…
and im still processing just how i feel about that…
but i went on a date with a disney adult…
and im still processing just how i feel about that…
proud to report ive never heard a single note of this jelly roll’s “music”
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
proud to report ive never heard a single note of this jelly roll’s “music”
happy 1yr gotcha day to my main man Beans
best $0 I’ve ever spent
from scared & alone on the mean streets of oakland to living in the lap of dog luxury 🙌🏼🥳
best $0 I’ve ever spent
from scared & alone on the mean streets of oakland to living in the lap of dog luxury 🙌🏼🥳
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
happy 1yr gotcha day to my main man Beans
best $0 I’ve ever spent
from scared & alone on the mean streets of oakland to living in the lap of dog luxury 🙌🏼🥳
best $0 I’ve ever spent
from scared & alone on the mean streets of oakland to living in the lap of dog luxury 🙌🏼🥳
once all the hot instagram bots following me gain sentience & physical form it’s OVER for you hoes ✊🏼
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
once all the hot instagram bots following me gain sentience & physical form it’s OVER for you hoes ✊🏼
do recumbent bike riders know….that they look like that?
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
do recumbent bike riders know….that they look like that?
DA CHEESE TAX POST HASTE!
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
DA CHEESE TAX POST HASTE!
Reposted by Floozy Greenberg
And my shoes all shined, I'll try to keep in line
When I'm dancing in the show tonight
When I'm dancing in the show tonight
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 PM
And my shoes all shined, I'll try to keep in line
When I'm dancing in the show tonight
When I'm dancing in the show tonight
Reposted by Floozy Greenberg
jeff epstein, the prolific emailer?
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
jeff epstein, the prolific emailer?
Reposted by Floozy Greenberg
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
that face when you don’t QUITE make it into couch and fall off less than gracefully….
don’t worry beans in this house WE DONT JUDGE ✊🏼
don’t worry beans in this house WE DONT JUDGE ✊🏼
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
that face when you don’t QUITE make it into couch and fall off less than gracefully….
don’t worry beans in this house WE DONT JUDGE ✊🏼
don’t worry beans in this house WE DONT JUDGE ✊🏼
rewatching best in show in honor of Catherine O’Hara
rest in power queen ☮️
rest in power queen ☮️
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 AM
rewatching best in show in honor of Catherine O’Hara
rest in power queen ☮️
rest in power queen ☮️
taking the LONG way home bc the show is 🔥 🔥 🔥
January 31, 2026 at 12:56 AM
taking the LONG way home bc the show is 🔥 🔥 🔥
rave reviews all around, great work team 🙌🏼
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
rave reviews all around, great work team 🙌🏼
if i was a moon palace server this week, id pretend my name was Santos and SCAM THE FUCK outta all them custies 🤑
(said jealously as listening to last night 😭)
(said jealously as listening to last night 😭)
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
if i was a moon palace server this week, id pretend my name was Santos and SCAM THE FUCK outta all them custies 🤑
(said jealously as listening to last night 😭)
(said jealously as listening to last night 😭)
does anyone wanna get married for tax purposes 🧐
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
does anyone wanna get married for tax purposes 🧐
grateful shred is playing tonite but it’s all the way down by santa cruz and driving during Friday rush hour traffic form Oakland does not sound appealing 👎🏼
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
grateful shred is playing tonite but it’s all the way down by santa cruz and driving during Friday rush hour traffic form Oakland does not sound appealing 👎🏼
my cleaning ladies called beans “frijoles” what could that mean? 🤔
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
my cleaning ladies called beans “frijoles” what could that mean? 🤔
it’s not a novel thought, but I sure do love costco
returned some kirkie sig work shirts i bought a year ago that no longer fit and took about .5seconds 👌🏼
returned some kirkie sig work shirts i bought a year ago that no longer fit and took about .5seconds 👌🏼
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
it’s not a novel thought, but I sure do love costco
returned some kirkie sig work shirts i bought a year ago that no longer fit and took about .5seconds 👌🏼
returned some kirkie sig work shirts i bought a year ago that no longer fit and took about .5seconds 👌🏼
sincerely hoping everyone at moon palace for ph avoids the vicious hot snakes i got back in ‘23 💩 🐍
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
sincerely hoping everyone at moon palace for ph avoids the vicious hot snakes i got back in ‘23 💩 🐍
“breath don’t burn very long”
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
“breath don’t burn very long”
me talking, thinking, poasting about pitbulls all day every day:
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
me talking, thinking, poasting about pitbulls all day every day:
not a kitty guy but considering adopting one just to give it a dead inspired moniker
a female donna jean catcheaux?
or a male ron “pig purrn” mcCatnan?
a female donna jean catcheaux?
or a male ron “pig purrn” mcCatnan?
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
not a kitty guy but considering adopting one just to give it a dead inspired moniker
a female donna jean catcheaux?
or a male ron “pig purrn” mcCatnan?
a female donna jean catcheaux?
or a male ron “pig purrn” mcCatnan?