Jodorowsky’s Dude
@floatingorb.bsky.social
girl with no problems
Pinned
remember when jair bolsonaro got attacked by bees
doctor says i have "wandering womb 'for boys'"
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 AM
doctor says i have "wandering womb 'for boys'"
brand names for drugs should be illegal. you shouldn’t be able to call your pill like, Vybrint or GlukEase if it has even a small chance of causing perineal gangrene
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
brand names for drugs should be illegal. you shouldn’t be able to call your pill like, Vybrint or GlukEase if it has even a small chance of causing perineal gangrene
need a woman built like her (spring-loaded boxing glove in her pussy)
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
need a woman built like her (spring-loaded boxing glove in her pussy)
insanely good hair day
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
insanely good hair day
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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
we all have that one friend who's ontologically evil
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
we all have that one friend who's ontologically evil
guy at an adjacent table at the restaurant seem to be making the case that islands used to be cool before Epstein ruined them for everyone
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
guy at an adjacent table at the restaurant seem to be making the case that islands used to be cool before Epstein ruined them for everyone
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I missed
Costa Rica 1948
Dominican Republic 1916
Mexico 1913
Nicaragua 1903 1907 1911 1912 1919 1920 1924 and 1925
Colombia/Panama 1903
Guatemala 1952
Dominican Republic 1961
Guyana 1964
Bolivia 1971, 2019
Haiti 1915, 1991 (plus US led reverse coup in 1994), 2004
my bad
Costa Rica 1948
Dominican Republic 1916
Mexico 1913
Nicaragua 1903 1907 1911 1912 1919 1920 1924 and 1925
Colombia/Panama 1903
Guatemala 1952
Dominican Republic 1961
Guyana 1964
Bolivia 1971, 2019
Haiti 1915, 1991 (plus US led reverse coup in 1994), 2004
my bad
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I missed
Costa Rica 1948
Dominican Republic 1916
Mexico 1913
Nicaragua 1903 1907 1911 1912 1919 1920 1924 and 1925
Colombia/Panama 1903
Guatemala 1952
Dominican Republic 1961
Guyana 1964
Bolivia 1971, 2019
Haiti 1915, 1991 (plus US led reverse coup in 1994), 2004
my bad
Costa Rica 1948
Dominican Republic 1916
Mexico 1913
Nicaragua 1903 1907 1911 1912 1919 1920 1924 and 1925
Colombia/Panama 1903
Guatemala 1952
Dominican Republic 1961
Guyana 1964
Bolivia 1971, 2019
Haiti 1915, 1991 (plus US led reverse coup in 1994), 2004
my bad
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Paraguay 1954
Guatemala 1954
Cuba 1961
Colombia 1964
Brazil 1964
Dominican Republic 1965
Bolivia 1964
Uruguay 1973
Chile 1973
Argentina 1976
El Salvador 1979, 1980
Nicaragua, 1980s
Grenada 1983
Panama 1989
Peru 1992
Venezuela 1948, 2002, 2026
Am I missing any? (invasions/regime change attempts)
Guatemala 1954
Cuba 1961
Colombia 1964
Brazil 1964
Dominican Republic 1965
Bolivia 1964
Uruguay 1973
Chile 1973
Argentina 1976
El Salvador 1979, 1980
Nicaragua, 1980s
Grenada 1983
Panama 1989
Peru 1992
Venezuela 1948, 2002, 2026
Am I missing any? (invasions/regime change attempts)
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Paraguay 1954
Guatemala 1954
Cuba 1961
Colombia 1964
Brazil 1964
Dominican Republic 1965
Bolivia 1964
Uruguay 1973
Chile 1973
Argentina 1976
El Salvador 1979, 1980
Nicaragua, 1980s
Grenada 1983
Panama 1989
Peru 1992
Venezuela 1948, 2002, 2026
Am I missing any? (invasions/regime change attempts)
Guatemala 1954
Cuba 1961
Colombia 1964
Brazil 1964
Dominican Republic 1965
Bolivia 1964
Uruguay 1973
Chile 1973
Argentina 1976
El Salvador 1979, 1980
Nicaragua, 1980s
Grenada 1983
Panama 1989
Peru 1992
Venezuela 1948, 2002, 2026
Am I missing any? (invasions/regime change attempts)
sick of liberals apologizing!!! you don't have to be a complicit westerner who has to apologize. become a traitor to your state, to your empire!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
sick of liberals apologizing!!! you don't have to be a complicit westerner who has to apologize. become a traitor to your state, to your empire!!!!
the united states cannot be rehabilitated. it is a broken, bloodstained project whose growth and maintenance has always relied on violence against its own citizens and the exploitation of other nations. death to america
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
the united states cannot be rehabilitated. it is a broken, bloodstained project whose growth and maintenance has always relied on violence against its own citizens and the exploitation of other nations. death to america
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Fuck this stupid country. This is why I hate all you fucking liberals “we need to preserve the US,” “you don’t really want the US to collapse,” “America Bad isn’t real politics.” Your insistence that there is anything to preserve of this fascist genocidal state means more poor people die.
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Fuck this stupid country. This is why I hate all you fucking liberals “we need to preserve the US,” “you don’t really want the US to collapse,” “America Bad isn’t real politics.” Your insistence that there is anything to preserve of this fascist genocidal state means more poor people die.
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Video from the port city of La Guaira shows the aftermath of explosions that took place across Venezuela on early Saturday morning. President Maduro has declared a state of emergency after accusing the US of striking the country.
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Video from the port city of La Guaira shows the aftermath of explosions that took place across Venezuela on early Saturday morning. President Maduro has declared a state of emergency after accusing the US of striking the country.
they fucking arrested heathcliff
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
they fucking arrested heathcliff
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the horrible indignity of sending my boyfriend a facebook friend request
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the horrible indignity of sending my boyfriend a facebook friend request
im so fucking cooked i kept seeing this marty supreme promo image and thinking it was lieutenant kim kitsuragi
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
im so fucking cooked i kept seeing this marty supreme promo image and thinking it was lieutenant kim kitsuragi
sleep now or or forever wear your jeans
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
sleep now or or forever wear your jeans
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communist BLOC (boys love original character)
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
communist BLOC (boys love original character)
I wouldn’t fuck my clone. but I WOULD fuck my jungian shadow self
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I wouldn’t fuck my clone. but I WOULD fuck my jungian shadow self
I Have An Illness
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I Have An Illness
been getting really into having an illness recently
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
been getting really into having an illness recently
i could never be a foodie. i don’t want my food to be “complex” or “surprising.” i want it to be “yummy” and “delicious”
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i could never be a foodie. i don’t want my food to be “complex” or “surprising.” i want it to be “yummy” and “delicious”
didn’t make it to the toilet in time…just farted my pants 😅
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
didn’t make it to the toilet in time…just farted my pants 😅