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Sam
@flatmouse.bsky.social
Portland, OR
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Might be biased but in light of our mayor turning out to be exactly as bad the last two I think it’s a safe bet to say no matter what they put in the voter pamphlet we need to stop voting for guys who look like this.
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My block list is extensive and fickle. I’ve noticed no degradation in my experience. I wish there were more tools to help me block. And I don’t care if that impacts a platform that will eventually run itself into the ground anyway with or without my help. I’m on here for my own enjoyment.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
WHAT is the muzzle velocity of an unseasoned SANDWICH!?
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I mean like this is how they are on the regular now and no official cares to stop it. What’s one more crime going to do.
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
He also doesnt understand the earth is round and maps are flat. The curved line on the map is actually straighter on the globe. His straight line would be curved and is the longer route.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Me pressing the heart button on this
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
fur in cleavage site 🤣🤣🤣

I’ll delete my account now
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
They literally did the meme
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
These are always my top. I believe in setting aside judgement in the moment and supporting people who use strategy i might disagree with. I even apply point 2 for simple things like when i’m near someone with a sign or flag I don’t feel represents my views. Without solidarity the rest means nothing.
October 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mfw digging downtown Portland’s grave.
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Saw this going around but i felt it overshot so i cut it down to the only two points that matter.
October 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Alligators are curious, calm, happy creatures I really enjoyed seeing them. When they stop swimming their body kind of sinks but their head stays horizontal and they look like a yoshi.
September 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ok that’s enough. Yes it would have been better. Now get your head back into reality.
September 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Appreciation post for @dasharez0ne.bsky.social. To everyone out there being kind and doing your best — you are normal and you are cool.
August 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
JENNY GOT ME BLOOMBURROW PACKS FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND I PULLED THE BEST CARD IVE EVER GOT SORRY FOR ALL CAPS IT IS CALLED FOR!!!
August 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Absolutely. Very few people are held to a higher standard than the victims of police.
August 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
July 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
They need to remove this part though. Every time law enforcement is given a caveat, they lean into it 100%. Stop preemptively handing them free outs in these laws.
July 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Companies pushing for AI to replace workers when the AI that can replace executives has been here all along.
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Got some dry erase tokens
July 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Looks like its a thing now
June 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM