Flatcap Goalkeeper
@flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social
If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know.
Gobshite.
Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
Gobshite.
Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
So fishing this application for creative ideas to preserve & display a bunch of old 78’s dust covers.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So fishing this application for creative ideas to preserve & display a bunch of old 78’s dust covers.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
🎶”Cigarette holder which wigs me
over her shoulder, she digs me.
Out cattin' that satin doll.
Baby, shall we go out skippin ?
Careful, amigo, you're flippin',
speaks Latin that satin doll.” 🎶
over her shoulder, she digs me.
Out cattin' that satin doll.
Baby, shall we go out skippin ?
Careful, amigo, you're flippin',
speaks Latin that satin doll.” 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
🎶”Cigarette holder which wigs me
over her shoulder, she digs me.
Out cattin' that satin doll.
Baby, shall we go out skippin ?
Careful, amigo, you're flippin',
speaks Latin that satin doll.” 🎶
over her shoulder, she digs me.
Out cattin' that satin doll.
Baby, shall we go out skippin ?
Careful, amigo, you're flippin',
speaks Latin that satin doll.” 🎶
Seeing that my copy of tea for two is one of four things I am grabbing from the home in case of fire… it tracks…
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Seeing that my copy of tea for two is one of four things I am grabbing from the home in case of fire… it tracks…
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Current personal status update…
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Current personal status update…
Every Oregonian on this high religious holiday…
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Every Oregonian on this high religious holiday…
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bull-hockey.
Every single one of my best bosses have been women.
The best professional environments I’ve ever work at have been multi gendered, racial, & ethnic.
Far and away the worst offices I’ve ever worked in were exclusively middle age white men ran frat parties that hemorrhaged money.
Every single one of my best bosses have been women.
The best professional environments I’ve ever work at have been multi gendered, racial, & ethnic.
Far and away the worst offices I’ve ever worked in were exclusively middle age white men ran frat parties that hemorrhaged money.
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bull-hockey.
Every single one of my best bosses have been women.
The best professional environments I’ve ever work at have been multi gendered, racial, & ethnic.
Far and away the worst offices I’ve ever worked in were exclusively middle age white men ran frat parties that hemorrhaged money.
Every single one of my best bosses have been women.
The best professional environments I’ve ever work at have been multi gendered, racial, & ethnic.
Far and away the worst offices I’ve ever worked in were exclusively middle age white men ran frat parties that hemorrhaged money.
I think we should have more goat meat stands.
Jamaican Curried goat & Mexican birria goat are both delicious.
Jamaican Curried goat & Mexican birria goat are both delicious.
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think we should have more goat meat stands.
Jamaican Curried goat & Mexican birria goat are both delicious.
Jamaican Curried goat & Mexican birria goat are both delicious.
Just made a batch of Aigua de Valencia since this is squarely in MLS after dark chaos territory.
Fresh squeezed Valencia OJ, Gin, Cointreau, & Cava.
Maximum effort…. #rctid
Fresh squeezed Valencia OJ, Gin, Cointreau, & Cava.
Maximum effort…. #rctid
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just made a batch of Aigua de Valencia since this is squarely in MLS after dark chaos territory.
Fresh squeezed Valencia OJ, Gin, Cointreau, & Cava.
Maximum effort…. #rctid
Fresh squeezed Valencia OJ, Gin, Cointreau, & Cava.
Maximum effort…. #rctid
One tray down, two to go…
I made WAY too much filling so it might be a four tray run…
I made WAY too much filling so it might be a four tray run…
October 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One tray down, two to go…
I made WAY too much filling so it might be a four tray run…
I made WAY too much filling so it might be a four tray run…
This might be the greatest / heart attack inducing thing I’ve ever created.
Tots, popcorn chicken, & melted cheddar cheese smothered in poutine gravy.
Tots, popcorn chicken, & melted cheddar cheese smothered in poutine gravy.
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This might be the greatest / heart attack inducing thing I’ve ever created.
Tots, popcorn chicken, & melted cheddar cheese smothered in poutine gravy.
Tots, popcorn chicken, & melted cheddar cheese smothered in poutine gravy.
I mean, the username comes from my steadfast belief that all goalkeepers should wear wool flatcaps if they are on the pitch.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I mean, the username comes from my steadfast belief that all goalkeepers should wear wool flatcaps if they are on the pitch.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
*que Ashokan Farewell*
“My Dearest Mary,
Today, a tattooed barista confounded me & my comrades with too many choices of nondairy substitutes & tried to sells us some CBD infused mustache wax. As you can see in these photos, we are in the most wretched & petulant place in existence. War is hell.”
“My Dearest Mary,
Today, a tattooed barista confounded me & my comrades with too many choices of nondairy substitutes & tried to sells us some CBD infused mustache wax. As you can see in these photos, we are in the most wretched & petulant place in existence. War is hell.”
October 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*que Ashokan Farewell*
“My Dearest Mary,
Today, a tattooed barista confounded me & my comrades with too many choices of nondairy substitutes & tried to sells us some CBD infused mustache wax. As you can see in these photos, we are in the most wretched & petulant place in existence. War is hell.”
“My Dearest Mary,
Today, a tattooed barista confounded me & my comrades with too many choices of nondairy substitutes & tried to sells us some CBD infused mustache wax. As you can see in these photos, we are in the most wretched & petulant place in existence. War is hell.”
So “War Ravaged…”
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
So “War Ravaged…”
Rapture? The song by Blondie?
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Rapture? The song by Blondie?
Honorable mentions:
The Third Man
Lawerence of Arabia
Shaft (1971)
Superfly
Out of Sight
TRON Legacy
The Social Network
Everything from 1975-1995 by John Williams (star wars, Superman, close encounters, jaws, Indiana jones, Jurassic park…)
The Third Man
Lawerence of Arabia
Shaft (1971)
Superfly
Out of Sight
TRON Legacy
The Social Network
Everything from 1975-1995 by John Williams (star wars, Superman, close encounters, jaws, Indiana jones, Jurassic park…)
September 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Honorable mentions:
The Third Man
Lawerence of Arabia
Shaft (1971)
Superfly
Out of Sight
TRON Legacy
The Social Network
Everything from 1975-1995 by John Williams (star wars, Superman, close encounters, jaws, Indiana jones, Jurassic park…)
The Third Man
Lawerence of Arabia
Shaft (1971)
Superfly
Out of Sight
TRON Legacy
The Social Network
Everything from 1975-1995 by John Williams (star wars, Superman, close encounters, jaws, Indiana jones, Jurassic park…)
Who are these Etsy Witches because I have a Rolodex of names and a life savings to burn…
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Who are these Etsy Witches because I have a Rolodex of names and a life savings to burn…
I don’t know who did this but it is brilliant and as accurate as a sober brain surgeon’s knife.
Pretty much how I view the entire traditional media ecosystem now…
Pretty much how I view the entire traditional media ecosystem now…
September 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I don’t know who did this but it is brilliant and as accurate as a sober brain surgeon’s knife.
Pretty much how I view the entire traditional media ecosystem now…
Pretty much how I view the entire traditional media ecosystem now…
“Bill Clinton going down in flames and making everyone associated with him pariahs would be the best thing to happen to the Democratic Party since Obama’s 04’ convention speech.”
September 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Bill Clinton going down in flames and making everyone associated with him pariahs would be the best thing to happen to the Democratic Party since Obama’s 04’ convention speech.”