Flatcap Goalkeeper
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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know.
Gobshite.
Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
Gobshite.
Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
Know it has flown under the radar NASCAR anti-trust lawsuit’s discovery is MESSY with a capital M.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Know it has flown under the radar NASCAR anti-trust lawsuit’s discovery is MESSY with a capital M.
The only thing that brings me solice is the fact this Lane Kiffin & LSU thing is going to end BADLY.
Don’t know how long it will take for him to burn this bridge. Just know when it happens, it’s going to be gloriously ugly.
Don’t know how long it will take for him to burn this bridge. Just know when it happens, it’s going to be gloriously ugly.
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The only thing that brings me solice is the fact this Lane Kiffin & LSU thing is going to end BADLY.
Don’t know how long it will take for him to burn this bridge. Just know when it happens, it’s going to be gloriously ugly.
Don’t know how long it will take for him to burn this bridge. Just know when it happens, it’s going to be gloriously ugly.
Whenever people complain about the transfer portal and players getting paid - I always bring up mercenaries coaches like lane kiffin who preach loyalty then will leave everyone high and dry for 30 pieces of silver.
Least players have recourse now, before they had nothing when a coach screwed them.
Least players have recourse now, before they had nothing when a coach screwed them.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Whenever people complain about the transfer portal and players getting paid - I always bring up mercenaries coaches like lane kiffin who preach loyalty then will leave everyone high and dry for 30 pieces of silver.
Least players have recourse now, before they had nothing when a coach screwed them.
Least players have recourse now, before they had nothing when a coach screwed them.
Cal bringing the #Pac12AfterDark energy tonight.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Cal bringing the #Pac12AfterDark energy tonight.
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Vancouver beating Miami in the MLS Cup Final would be the truest vindication for MLS sickos.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Vancouver beating Miami in the MLS Cup Final would be the truest vindication for MLS sickos.
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first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts
Oh look, arch manning finally living up to a fraction of his hype.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh look, arch manning finally living up to a fraction of his hype.
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This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
We got some handbags at the Egg Bowl…
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We got some handbags at the Egg Bowl…
Martin O’Neill
Still got it!
Still got it!
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Martin O’Neill
Still got it!
Still got it!
Again, when this is all over with Trump & his apparatchiks.
No “let bygones be bygones”.
No forgiveness without atonement.
No forgetting the crimes for the sake of political expedience.
Biden tried that and failed.
Charges need to filed. Cases need to be open.
Justice demands no less.
No “let bygones be bygones”.
No forgiveness without atonement.
No forgetting the crimes for the sake of political expedience.
Biden tried that and failed.
Charges need to filed. Cases need to be open.
Justice demands no less.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Again, when this is all over with Trump & his apparatchiks.
No “let bygones be bygones”.
No forgiveness without atonement.
No forgetting the crimes for the sake of political expedience.
Biden tried that and failed.
Charges need to filed. Cases need to be open.
Justice demands no less.
No “let bygones be bygones”.
No forgiveness without atonement.
No forgetting the crimes for the sake of political expedience.
Biden tried that and failed.
Charges need to filed. Cases need to be open.
Justice demands no less.
Thank god Merritt doesn’t own the Thorns anymore.
Within 96 hours we would be stuck with yet another one of David Beckham’s inner circle of fluffers…
Within 96 hours we would be stuck with yet another one of David Beckham’s inner circle of fluffers…
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Thank god Merritt doesn’t own the Thorns anymore.
Within 96 hours we would be stuck with yet another one of David Beckham’s inner circle of fluffers…
Within 96 hours we would be stuck with yet another one of David Beckham’s inner circle of fluffers…
*me being possessed by my Munster grandmother for 15 seconds.*
“I would have thrown him out a month ago for wearing that poppy on the pitch & shipped his arse back to England!”
*her eternal coil leaves my body*
Wait… what just happened? Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?
“I would have thrown him out a month ago for wearing that poppy on the pitch & shipped his arse back to England!”
*her eternal coil leaves my body*
Wait… what just happened? Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*me being possessed by my Munster grandmother for 15 seconds.*
“I would have thrown him out a month ago for wearing that poppy on the pitch & shipped his arse back to England!”
*her eternal coil leaves my body*
Wait… what just happened? Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?
“I would have thrown him out a month ago for wearing that poppy on the pitch & shipped his arse back to England!”
*her eternal coil leaves my body*
Wait… what just happened? Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?
My internal “Portland soccer conspiracy brain” alarms are going off tonight… trying to keep my thoughts to myself.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My internal “Portland soccer conspiracy brain” alarms are going off tonight… trying to keep my thoughts to myself.
Disney would be forced at saber point into a big-budget Rogue Squadron series by the same production team as Top Gun ripping off WW2 films & early Tom Clancy novels.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Disney would be forced at saber point into a big-budget Rogue Squadron series by the same production team as Top Gun ripping off WW2 films & early Tom Clancy novels.
I hope it is a genuine “world wide search” and not just one of Agoos friends or USMNT/USWNT in crowd dude bro/gal pal.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I hope it is a genuine “world wide search” and not just one of Agoos friends or USMNT/USWNT in crowd dude bro/gal pal.
Wow. I genuinely thought Gale bought himself another year with the playoff run despite the injuries.
I can also see the POV of ownership/Agoos wanting to bring in “their” person as well.
Cold blooded.
Understand it but still cold blooded. #baonpdx
I can also see the POV of ownership/Agoos wanting to bring in “their” person as well.
Cold blooded.
Understand it but still cold blooded. #baonpdx
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Wow. I genuinely thought Gale bought himself another year with the playoff run despite the injuries.
I can also see the POV of ownership/Agoos wanting to bring in “their” person as well.
Cold blooded.
Understand it but still cold blooded. #baonpdx
I can also see the POV of ownership/Agoos wanting to bring in “their” person as well.
Cold blooded.
Understand it but still cold blooded. #baonpdx
Me seeing the Thorns congratulating someone on getting U20 caps from that wretched empire of bad teeth & eel based cuisine.
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face
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November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Me seeing the Thorns congratulating someone on getting U20 caps from that wretched empire of bad teeth & eel based cuisine.
To paraphrase the great fictional Vice President Selina Meyer: “In the future I hope the next president sends so many investigators, auditors, & attorney’s up USSF, CONCACAF, FIFA, & Gianni Infantino’s collective arses - the only thing they pray they find is cancer.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
To paraphrase the great fictional Vice President Selina Meyer: “In the future I hope the next president sends so many investigators, auditors, & attorney’s up USSF, CONCACAF, FIFA, & Gianni Infantino’s collective arses - the only thing they pray they find is cancer.”
I really think as part of the Democrats government reform efforts is to combine the two Dakotas as one state as it was originally intended to before the Republican gerrymander of 1889.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I really think as part of the Democrats government reform efforts is to combine the two Dakotas as one state as it was originally intended to before the Republican gerrymander of 1889.
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Timeline.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Timeline.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
Both laughing and salivating at the idea of Dick’s hamburger based stuffing. youtu.be/ilIudI2Hoq0?...
Eat a Good Dick's Stuffing (Thanksgiving Burger Dressing) to Raise Money for Farestart!
YouTube video by J. Kenji López-Alt
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November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Both laughing and salivating at the idea of Dick’s hamburger based stuffing. youtu.be/ilIudI2Hoq0?...
So fishing this application for creative ideas to preserve & display a bunch of old 78’s dust covers.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So fishing this application for creative ideas to preserve & display a bunch of old 78’s dust covers.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.
I have about 30-40 of these things from various companies.
Just framing them in a collage doesn’t feel right & too cool to throw away.