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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know.

Gobshite.

Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
My guess is it is going to be 15k pages of this….
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Quick question what the fuck was Merrick Garland doing for four years
NYT: “In a newly obtained recording of a phone call from late 2020, President Trump can be heard pressing the speaker of the Georgia House of Representatives to hold a special legislative session to overturn Mr. Trump’s election loss.”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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New day, new development for the NWSL’s new (almost) rule:

The NWSLPA opposes the high-impact player rule and instead proposes a simple salary cap raise.

Will the NWSL let Trinity Rodman walk over an amount of money they’ve already agreed to let teams spend?
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My life long distain for David Brooks has born great fruit today.
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What bothers me the most is how Democrats (& media) so easily adopt the language of the rightwing hate on things like this. No pushback or counter.

There can be nuance which is clearly messaged in that you have reservations but believe people have the right to bodily autonomy & personal happiness.
shit like the ban on gender affirming care (and it is a ban and we should call it that) is why democrats cant be mealy-mouthed bigot lite on this issue. its why theres a problem with people like gavin newsom giving ground on this issue.

this has to be a line in the sand.
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Again, putting the worst possible people in charge of our government institutions wasn’t the best idea.
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just getting off work, I wonder how the Celtic match is goin…
a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
ALT: a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
With that, the only Republican left in the PNW delegation I had any respect for is retiring back to his family’s hop farm.

Given the district, his & Cheney’s vote to impeach Trump were the balliest of all the House Republican members who did so.
Another Republican retirement: Representative Dan Newhouse of Washington says he will NOT run for reelection.
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“What is wrong with the Celtic fanbase. Things were certainly way worse in the 90’s” then I realize the McCann takeover was 30 years ago & we’ve won 45 domestic trophies since - including 20 leagues.

Veruca Salt in Charlie & the Chocolate Factory handles adversity better than most fans under 40.
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If you’re wonder, yes… @gluesenkampperez.house.gov voted for this.

She makes me long for the days of Linda Smith.

At least Smith was an honest right wing nut bag & not some astroturfing afterbirth from a centrist consultant orgy.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.

The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Absolutely.

I will also ask we crack open the GW Bush ones as well.
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
At this point, a 2.5-mile tunnel from Vancouver to Delta Park would be just as expensive without the headache of dealing with the shipping channel, railroads, & the small airport.
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Interestingly enough, the highest GDP on record came in 1942, when domestic production roared at the start of World War II, and growth reached nearly 19%.

Trump suggested last week that he could top that — because he doesn’t know anything about economic policy: tinyurl.com/2uzdsfk7
QUINTANILLA: The president said the other day "why can't there be 25% GDP growth." What is the street supposed to do with that kind of number?

HASSETT: Heh heh heh. As an abstract thought, I don't know what the highest growth ever is, but I doubt it made it to 20%
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Yeah, but the faux western goat leather chair, 19th century writing desk, eclectic yet bland collection of artwork, & a intern to throw soy chai lattes at in her corner K Street office was SO worth selling her soul for… believe me.
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I really hate "decorum" framing because pretending everything is a 1:1 comparison is only beneficial to fascists. Rob Reiner was a guy who made some movies people like. Charlie Kirk was a putrid, hatemongering piece of garbage and the world is a better place without him in it. There is no comparison
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Man, wait till Trump gets a load of the things that will be said of him when he sheds his mortal coil & dragged to Satan’s playground.
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Can someone please do a welfare check on Mel Brooks.
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I am not saying Nancy’s Celtic reign is in peril but I’m thinking about starting a web cam with his framed headshot and a head of lettuce.
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
But hey, at least Celtic have +£70m in the bank.

That will keep the Board Directors warm on these cold winters nights as the first teams wither and dies….

Embarrassing.
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This might be the worst Celtic team in 30 years.

Certainly the worst since the Tony Mowbray season.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My grandfather axiom of never trust a cowboy with a white hat on rings especially true today.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM