Flapjack
@flapjack413.bsky.social
Ne'er-do-well scofflaw engaging in shenanigans, tomfoolery, and chicanery, sometimes involving googly eyes. Chaotic neutral alignment. I love cats more than just about anything!
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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First dark-eyed juncos sighted today. The end is near (and by that I mean the end of going outside because it's going to get cold and miserable).
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
First dark-eyed juncos sighted today. The end is near (and by that I mean the end of going outside because it's going to get cold and miserable).
It's time for #bulbposting 2025, Fall edition! This tool is the bulb planter's best friend. I only had 12 narcissus bulbs to plant today, but this was a lifesaver last fall when I planted 50 or so Siberian squill bulbs. #flowers #gardening
September 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's time for #bulbposting 2025, Fall edition! This tool is the bulb planter's best friend. I only had 12 narcissus bulbs to plant today, but this was a lifesaver last fall when I planted 50 or so Siberian squill bulbs. #flowers #gardening
The fact that "AO3 Maintenance" is a trending topic says pretty much everything you need to know about Bluesky.
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The fact that "AO3 Maintenance" is a trending topic says pretty much everything you need to know about Bluesky.
Humanity could power their exodus to the stars if only science would pause work on erectile dysfunction drugs long enough to create the pasta-antipasto reactor.
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Humanity could power their exodus to the stars if only science would pause work on erectile dysfunction drugs long enough to create the pasta-antipasto reactor.
Man, I miss Dr. Gene Scott. Skip to 10:18 to get to the good bit, although his preaching starting at 3:14 is worth it if you've got the time. I may be an atheist, but if I was ever going to follow a weirdo man of God, Dr. Gene would be it. #drgenescott
Kill Some Pissants for Jesus Featuring Dr. Gene Scott by Pastor Melissa Scott, Ph.D.
YouTube video by Pastor Melissa Scott, Ph.D.
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September 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Man, I miss Dr. Gene Scott. Skip to 10:18 to get to the good bit, although his preaching starting at 3:14 is worth it if you've got the time. I may be an atheist, but if I was ever going to follow a weirdo man of God, Dr. Gene would be it. #drgenescott
Well, today I did one of the most American things ever - I couldn't find something I knew I had somewhere, so I bought another one on Amazon.
September 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Well, today I did one of the most American things ever - I couldn't find something I knew I had somewhere, so I bought another one on Amazon.
Every once in a while I remember that Frank Zappa's version of Stairway to Heaven exists and it makes me happy. It's pretty incredible, from Ike Willis's vocals to the note-for-note guitar solo played by the horn section. #zappa #stairwaytoheaven
Stairway To Heaven
YouTube video by Frank Zappa - Topic
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August 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Every once in a while I remember that Frank Zappa's version of Stairway to Heaven exists and it makes me happy. It's pretty incredible, from Ike Willis's vocals to the note-for-note guitar solo played by the horn section. #zappa #stairwaytoheaven
Anyone else still pissed off that the Unicode Consortium insists that squirrels and chipmunks are the same thing? 🐿️
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Anyone else still pissed off that the Unicode Consortium insists that squirrels and chipmunks are the same thing? 🐿️
I regret to report that Bulbposting 2025 is on indefinite hiatus. The giant alliums were the last bulbs to bloom and I'm learning that summer bulbs almost aren't a thing (and, no, tubers and rhizomes don't count!) But fall will be here sooner than you think and then... BULB PLANTING! #flowers #bulbs
July 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I regret to report that Bulbposting 2025 is on indefinite hiatus. The giant alliums were the last bulbs to bloom and I'm learning that summer bulbs almost aren't a thing (and, no, tubers and rhizomes don't count!) But fall will be here sooner than you think and then... BULB PLANTING! #flowers #bulbs
Current goal: move to Canada, start up a shortwave broadcasting operation to broadcast messages of truth and hope to the resistance in the US.
July 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Current goal: move to Canada, start up a shortwave broadcasting operation to broadcast messages of truth and hope to the resistance in the US.
Because fuck you, I'm an adult, I can do what I want - I bought a cotton candy machine. I'm pleased to report that Werther's Originals can indeed be made into cotton candy. Also, the controls are comedy gold - INSURANCE!
June 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Because fuck you, I'm an adult, I can do what I want - I bought a cotton candy machine. I'm pleased to report that Werther's Originals can indeed be made into cotton candy. Also, the controls are comedy gold - INSURANCE!
Inspired by Technology Connections' (@techconnectify.bsky.social) video about awnings, I've installed awnings on two windows of one of our bedrooms!
June 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Inspired by Technology Connections' (@techconnectify.bsky.social) video about awnings, I've installed awnings on two windows of one of our bedrooms!
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“Effective immediately, women nationwide are advised to remove all hair from arms, legs, underarms, and genital areas or suffer the legal consequences,” said CDC spokesperson Jamie Reardon theonion.com/cdc-pub...
CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines
ATLANTA—Stressing that the rules were formulated for the safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released new guidelines Thursday governing female body hair. “Effective immediately, women nationwide are advised to remove all hair from arms, legs, underarms, and genital areas or suffer the legal consequences,” said CDC spokesperson Jamie Reardon, stressing that […]
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June 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Effective immediately, women nationwide are advised to remove all hair from arms, legs, underarms, and genital areas or suffer the legal consequences,” said CDC spokesperson Jamie Reardon theonion.com/cdc-pub...
As a guy on the spectrum, this tracks!
Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As a guy on the spectrum, this tracks!
The tallest of these giant alliums is about 4 feet tall! And best of all, they're BULBS!! #bulbposting #bulbs #flowers
May 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The tallest of these giant alliums is about 4 feet tall! And best of all, they're BULBS!! #bulbposting #bulbs #flowers
"Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!" Not really, though. Every time I use my Flipper Zero to clone my hotel key and open my door, I feel like such a 1337 h4xx0r! And I wonder why hotels are still using Mifare Classic RFID cards. #flipperzero #rfid #security
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!" Not really, though. Every time I use my Flipper Zero to clone my hotel key and open my door, I feel like such a 1337 h4xx0r! And I wonder why hotels are still using Mifare Classic RFID cards. #flipperzero #rfid #security
Best song of 2025, OPSEC category.
Time for another digital security PSA with guitar … here’s “All the Small Things” but it’s about scrubbing metadata from your photos before you post them 🤘
April 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Best song of 2025, OPSEC category.
BULBS!!!
The hyacinth is mostly in full bloom now! And a patch of grape hyacinth appeared in the lawn in a spot that I thought it had been wiped out from, so that was a nice surprise! #bulbs #flowers #spring #bulbposting
The hyacinth is mostly in full bloom now! And a patch of grape hyacinth appeared in the lawn in a spot that I thought it had been wiped out from, so that was a nice surprise! #bulbs #flowers #spring #bulbposting
April 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
BULBS!!!
The hyacinth is mostly in full bloom now! And a patch of grape hyacinth appeared in the lawn in a spot that I thought it had been wiped out from, so that was a nice surprise! #bulbs #flowers #spring #bulbposting
The hyacinth is mostly in full bloom now! And a patch of grape hyacinth appeared in the lawn in a spot that I thought it had been wiped out from, so that was a nice surprise! #bulbs #flowers #spring #bulbposting
It's so nice when they're doing this rather than trying to murder each other.
April 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's so nice when they're doing this rather than trying to murder each other.
How to know you're still a Python noob, despite having programmed in Python for years: you get bit in the ass by the shallow-vs-deep copy of dictionaries. No, dict1 = dict2 does NOT make a copy of dict1! 😡😡😡😡 #python
April 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
How to know you're still a Python noob, despite having programmed in Python for years: you get bit in the ass by the shallow-vs-deep copy of dictionaries. No, dict1 = dict2 does NOT make a copy of dict1! 😡😡😡😡 #python
