'stache 'n sniff
@fixit.bsky.social
Queer 🌈 / Poly 💗 / Probably hungry 🍕
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
Pinned
Woke up with "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in my head this morning and I'm not mad about a little Bonnie Tyler to start the day.
a dark room with the words turn around bright eyes on it
ALT: a dark room with the words turn around bright eyes on it
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Woke up with "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in my head this morning and I'm not mad about a little Bonnie Tyler to start the day.
#MonochromeMonday in .gif form, featuring these drop crotch pants with the slutty waistline.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
#MonochromeMonday in .gif form, featuring these drop crotch pants with the slutty waistline.
PriusC:
❌ "pre-us see"
✅ "priussy"
❌ "pre-us see"
✅ "priussy"
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
PriusC:
❌ "pre-us see"
✅ "priussy"
❌ "pre-us see"
✅ "priussy"
Reposted by 'stache 'n sniff
When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:
Good morning to everyone except this stye and anyone in the E*stein Files
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Good morning to everyone except this stye and anyone in the E*stein Files
Watching the first 3 Alien movies which should actually all be called "Ripley's Believe Me or Not"
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Watching the first 3 Alien movies which should actually all be called "Ripley's Believe Me or Not"
Eatin' nuggies on a tray with a picture of someone performing autofellatio just hits different.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Eatin' nuggies on a tray with a picture of someone performing autofellatio just hits different.
Woohoo! Season 3!
And David Reed as showrunner *should* be good, given his work with The Boys, among other things
And David Reed as showrunner *should* be good, given his work with The Boys, among other things
‘Twisted Metal’ Renewed for Season 3, David Reed Takes Over as Showrunner
"Twisted Metal" has been renewed for Season 3 at Peacock, Variety has learned.
variety.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Woohoo! Season 3!
And David Reed as showrunner *should* be good, given his work with The Boys, among other things
And David Reed as showrunner *should* be good, given his work with The Boys, among other things
Brb, gonna get naked and drink wine with a bunch of friends 🍷
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Brb, gonna get naked and drink wine with a bunch of friends 🍷
#MonochromeMonday featuring some ink I got from a flash event this weekend.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#MonochromeMonday featuring some ink I got from a flash event this weekend.
The straight people at this fancy restaurant don't know what they don't know.
...or do they?
...or do they?
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The straight people at this fancy restaurant don't know what they don't know.
...or do they?
...or do they?
Watching "The Running Man" host shaming the woman contestant for "having sexual relationships with two, sometimes three different men in a year!"
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Harlot!
🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watching "The Running Man" host shaming the woman contestant for "having sexual relationships with two, sometimes three different men in a year!"
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Omg, collapsed economy? Police State? Extreme censorship? All starting in 2017??
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Omg, collapsed economy? Police State? Extreme censorship? All starting in 2017??
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
Our local bakery, Fresh Flours, has a pumpkin pie version of their basque cake out right now and it is 🤤🤤🤤
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November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Our local bakery, Fresh Flours, has a pumpkin pie version of their basque cake out right now and it is 🤤🤤🤤
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Oh gosh, I was just reminded that it's also Rudolph-nose-and-antlers-on-your-car Season too. 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh gosh, I was just reminded that it's also Rudolph-nose-and-antlers-on-your-car Season too. 🫠
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.
🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.
🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.
🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
Ok but only cuz I just displayed Esquie on the wall along with some other pieces and he looks cute.
🎧: Will My Love - DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ
Does anyone have a good/efficient way of storing lids for pots/pans?
Currently mine just awkwardly occupy a drawer. I keep telling myself I'll figure out or look up a better way, but asking Bloomfies is as far as I've gotten. 😅
Currently mine just awkwardly occupy a drawer. I keep telling myself I'll figure out or look up a better way, but asking Bloomfies is as far as I've gotten. 😅
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Does anyone have a good/efficient way of storing lids for pots/pans?
Currently mine just awkwardly occupy a drawer. I keep telling myself I'll figure out or look up a better way, but asking Bloomfies is as far as I've gotten. 😅
Currently mine just awkwardly occupy a drawer. I keep telling myself I'll figure out or look up a better way, but asking Bloomfies is as far as I've gotten. 😅
The cashier at the grocery store this morning was giving Target Lady and honestly I was there for it.
"Oh I'm excited to see how much you save on the ice cream!"
"Oh I'm excited to see how much you save on the ice cream!"
Woot Raise The Roof GIF
Alt: Target Lady from SNL
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cashier at the grocery store this morning was giving Target Lady and honestly I was there for it.
"Oh I'm excited to see how much you save on the ice cream!"
"Oh I'm excited to see how much you save on the ice cream!"
The Blastoise "add yours" photo frame on Instagram is wild. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The Blastoise "add yours" photo frame on Instagram is wild. 😂
A bit of light reading this evening since my issue 6 of @bearitzine.bsky.social recently arrived.
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A bit of light reading this evening since my issue 6 of @bearitzine.bsky.social recently arrived.
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
(feat. @pupshutter.bsky.social, @nwloadingdock.bsky.social)
I went up a gauge in my septum today and the slight discomfort is exactly as expected but I'm still gonna complain about it. 😤
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I went up a gauge in my septum today and the slight discomfort is exactly as expected but I'm still gonna complain about it. 😤
Pizza and beer after the birthday orgy
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pizza and beer after the birthday orgy
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
(the 10th studio album from Lana Del Rey)
Did a lot of fun things this weekend but two stand out moments were both times I found teeny tiny parallel parking spots in a crowded area and was able to maneuver the Mini into them.
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Did a lot of fun things this weekend but two stand out moments were both times I found teeny tiny parallel parking spots in a crowded area and was able to maneuver the Mini into them.
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
🚙🚗🚙
Life's simple pleasures 🙂↕️
How do you do, fellow kids?
7
6 🫱
🫲
7
6 🫱
🫲
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How do you do, fellow kids?
7
6 🫱
🫲
7
6 🫱
🫲
Mariah has thawed and is playing at the UNIQLO in Seattle. 😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Mariah has thawed and is playing at the UNIQLO in Seattle. 😭😭😭