'stache 'n sniff
@fixit.bsky.social
Queer 🌈 / Poly 💗 / Probably hungry 🍕
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️
Just a stinky fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist, so if you know me aren't prepared to see a whole lot more of me, turn back now.
Let's play with our Master Swords?
⚧️ He/Any
Pinned
I FINALLY picked up Expedition 33 again to finish the main story and let me tell you, going into the last segment with this outfit was...a choice. 😅
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I FINALLY picked up Expedition 33 again to finish the main story and let me tell you, going into the last segment with this outfit was...a choice. 😅
No 𝘠𝘖𝘜 ate an entire package of Peppermint Milano's in two days.
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No 𝘠𝘖𝘜 ate an entire package of Peppermint Milano's in two days.
Went to a cute little fashion show/vintage shop tonight and picked up some sweet boots for a steal.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Went to a cute little fashion show/vintage shop tonight and picked up some sweet boots for a steal.
I try to keep this space silly and fun, but some things feel important to share. This guy reached out AGAIN after I said not to. He's been blocked and reported (again)
𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.
Don't justify your shitty behavior by saying "you never said I couldn't do that" That's not how consent works.
𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.
Don't justify your shitty behavior by saying "you never said I couldn't do that" That's not how consent works.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I try to keep this space silly and fun, but some things feel important to share. This guy reached out AGAIN after I said not to. He's been blocked and reported (again)
𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.
Don't justify your shitty behavior by saying "you never said I couldn't do that" That's not how consent works.
𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.
Don't justify your shitty behavior by saying "you never said I couldn't do that" That's not how consent works.
Made a cute decal for my car this afternoon 🍄
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Made a cute decal for my car this afternoon 🍄
Engagement stats are cool but what's your alt text %? 👀👀👀
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Engagement stats are cool but what's your alt text %? 👀👀👀
Last night's high flying lav selfie seemed appropriate for tummy and titty Tuesday.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Last night's high flying lav selfie seemed appropriate for tummy and titty Tuesday.
After a long day of travel, I'm forever grateful to the taxi driver that just got us home from the airport in record time
a blurry picture of cars driving down a highway at night
Alt: a blurry picture of cars driving down a highway at night
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
After a long day of travel, I'm forever grateful to the taxi driver that just got us home from the airport in record time
Y'ALL.
It's finally happening.
It's finally happening.
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Y'ALL.
It's finally happening.
It's finally happening.
Sleepy thirsty pic because I'm up ungodly early for holiday travel 🥱
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sleepy thirsty pic because I'm up ungodly early for holiday travel 🥱
Woke up with "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in my head this morning and I'm not mad about a little Bonnie Tyler to start the day.
a dark room with the words turn around bright eyes on it
ALT: a dark room with the words turn around bright eyes on it
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November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Woke up with "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in my head this morning and I'm not mad about a little Bonnie Tyler to start the day.
#MonochromeMonday in .gif form, featuring these drop crotch pants with the slutty waistline.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
#MonochromeMonday in .gif form, featuring these drop crotch pants with the slutty waistline.
PriusC:
❌ "pre-us see"
✅ "priussy"
❌ "pre-us see"
✅ "priussy"
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
PriusC:
❌ "pre-us see"
✅ "priussy"
❌ "pre-us see"
✅ "priussy"
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When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:
Good morning to everyone except this stye and anyone in the E*stein Files
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Good morning to everyone except this stye and anyone in the E*stein Files
Watching the first 3 Alien movies which should actually all be called "Ripley's Believe Me or Not"
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Watching the first 3 Alien movies which should actually all be called "Ripley's Believe Me or Not"
Eatin' nuggies on a tray with a picture of someone performing autofellatio just hits different.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Eatin' nuggies on a tray with a picture of someone performing autofellatio just hits different.
Woohoo! Season 3!
And David Reed as showrunner *should* be good, given his work with The Boys, among other things
And David Reed as showrunner *should* be good, given his work with The Boys, among other things
‘Twisted Metal’ Renewed for Season 3, David Reed Takes Over as Showrunner
"Twisted Metal" has been renewed for Season 3 at Peacock, Variety has learned.
variety.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Woohoo! Season 3!
And David Reed as showrunner *should* be good, given his work with The Boys, among other things
And David Reed as showrunner *should* be good, given his work with The Boys, among other things
Brb, gonna get naked and drink wine with a bunch of friends 🍷
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Brb, gonna get naked and drink wine with a bunch of friends 🍷
#MonochromeMonday featuring some ink I got from a flash event this weekend.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#MonochromeMonday featuring some ink I got from a flash event this weekend.
The straight people at this fancy restaurant don't know what they don't know.
...or do they?
...or do they?
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The straight people at this fancy restaurant don't know what they don't know.
...or do they?
...or do they?
Watching "The Running Man" host shaming the woman contestant for "having sexual relationships with two, sometimes three different men in a year!"
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Harlot!
🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watching "The Running Man" host shaming the woman contestant for "having sexual relationships with two, sometimes three different men in a year!"
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Harlot!
🤣🤣
Omg, collapsed economy? Police State? Extreme censorship? All starting in 2017??
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Omg, collapsed economy? Police State? Extreme censorship? All starting in 2017??
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?
Did the 1987 version of The Running Man predict the Trump presidency?