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Kevin Knight
@fiveoutofkevin.bsky.social
he/him.
I make video games, i love to draw skulls, and our cat is called "The President"
See some of my stuff: https://neweraknight.github.io/
Sometimes I look at the shit MS is trying to pull and I wonder if this could be the honest-to-god end of windows
January 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
thanks to the power and simplicity of open-source software, this baby took only took me three hours, twenty open tabs, and some lite python scripting
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
We out here big hopsmaxxin' and you should be, too! Especially if you loved the great 3d platformers of yore
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Benito and I are ringing in the new year with a bit of a cold, so now his Lap Time™️ includes a nice heated pad
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hope everyone's having a nice holiday!
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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the next mavis beacon game should be a soulsborne
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Anyway the Sir Patrick Stewart "Christmas Carol" is great and everyone should watch it
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
...and as for tiny tim, who fUCKING EXPLODED (for unrelated reasons)...
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
who up walton on they goggins
December 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Every ancestor I've ever had watching in dumbstruck horror as my cat and I eat my lunch of leftover deep dish pizza and sushi
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What will be the bigger news today? The regime trying to incite world war three, or The Game Awards?!

Boy, isn't the future fun!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Lets try this agin with our release date video:

BIG HOPS is releasing January 12th, 2026 on PC, Switch, and PS5. It's about 15 hours long, will cost $20 USD, and yes it runs GREAT on the Switch 2!

Wishlist here:
store.steampowered.com/app/1221480/...
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I was *just* thinking the other day how I'm basically a "glorified" mechanic for code
"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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happy unbeatable eve
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bros
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Did you know that Yarn Spinner tests and deploys all our software on some old PCs a friend found in a dumpster? 🗑️🔥

We entered a competition to win $5000 to buy better gear, so we can test and deploy to more storefronts and platforms. Now we need YOUR VOTE 🫵 Help us out? 💚 woobox.com/fw8p3z/galle...
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks, don't you think?
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Came across a song I really jived with called "assadist pussy got me actin strange" and you better believe I lost my lunch hour to a wikipida rabbit hole on Ba'athism
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
they should recast Link as Alan Ritchson, and give him All The Supplements

they should not let him speak, except for the SFX from the original game

his sole motivation in the movie should be to roll around and break everyone's goddamn clay pots
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
every time I open up a news site, I am just reminded how fucking stupid this all is
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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tune in tomorrow at (or around, as per usual) 11am CST for 24-27 hours of gaming shenanigans.

hoping to see y’all there!

cheers,
me

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November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM