Fitzbattleaxe
@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs.
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@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
· Jul 14
I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.
You know, I don't care how much good or bad the guy does. Mr. Beast's dead-eyed rictus-grin stare will always have me feeling like he's some sort of cursed ventriloquist's dummy or marionette come to life.
a man with a beard is smiling for the camera in a blurry photo .
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling for the camera in a blurry photo .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You know, I don't care how much good or bad the guy does. Mr. Beast's dead-eyed rictus-grin stare will always have me feeling like he's some sort of cursed ventriloquist's dummy or marionette come to life.
Jesus titty-fuckin' Christ, Brits and their pronunciations of American stuff... I'm watching/listening to this video of UK kids trying American Thanksgiving food and...
Not Pee-cans.
Not Pih-cahns.
BUT Peakin's.
"Ey! Dem Peaky Bloinders is takin' a cheeky peakin's 'round duh corner 'dehr!"
Not Pee-cans.
Not Pih-cahns.
BUT Peakin's.
"Ey! Dem Peaky Bloinders is takin' a cheeky peakin's 'round duh corner 'dehr!"
a pecan pie is cut into slices on a wooden table
ALT: a pecan pie is cut into slices on a wooden table
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Jesus titty-fuckin' Christ, Brits and their pronunciations of American stuff... I'm watching/listening to this video of UK kids trying American Thanksgiving food and...
Not Pee-cans.
Not Pih-cahns.
BUT Peakin's.
"Ey! Dem Peaky Bloinders is takin' a cheeky peakin's 'round duh corner 'dehr!"
Not Pee-cans.
Not Pih-cahns.
BUT Peakin's.
"Ey! Dem Peaky Bloinders is takin' a cheeky peakin's 'round duh corner 'dehr!"
I don't really touch the stuff in any form but I understand that fresh is quite good. My secondhand experience is that the addition of some form of orange liqueur is good.
Cranberry sauce fresh off the stovetop! I REALLY recommend making your own! It’s best made a few days ahead, and is super easy. Plus, it’s so good & fresh tasting, and is nothing like the weird jellied stuff from the can. (And ppl will be impressed!)
#Thanksgiving
#DetailsInComments
#Thanksgiving
#DetailsInComments
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I don't really touch the stuff in any form but I understand that fresh is quite good. My secondhand experience is that the addition of some form of orange liqueur is good.
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Hey y'all,
Would any of you be interested in a quick, SKEB-style single-figure commission? Like, one would say "professional fanart", my little artistic license interpretation, of either your OC or anything else for $100-150 USD?
This is only an example. DM me or email [email protected] 😏
Would any of you be interested in a quick, SKEB-style single-figure commission? Like, one would say "professional fanart", my little artistic license interpretation, of either your OC or anything else for $100-150 USD?
This is only an example. DM me or email [email protected] 😏
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hey y'all,
Would any of you be interested in a quick, SKEB-style single-figure commission? Like, one would say "professional fanart", my little artistic license interpretation, of either your OC or anything else for $100-150 USD?
This is only an example. DM me or email [email protected] 😏
Would any of you be interested in a quick, SKEB-style single-figure commission? Like, one would say "professional fanart", my little artistic license interpretation, of either your OC or anything else for $100-150 USD?
This is only an example. DM me or email [email protected] 😏
Not sure how to parse this reading. Does "Horror" preclude romantic elements? Was THE SHAPE OF WATER ever pitched as a horror film? Did GDT cultivate or stumble into a label that may in fact be inaccurate?
Saw this image on another post. Sometimes I suspect horror is not for Guillermo Del Toro
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not sure how to parse this reading. Does "Horror" preclude romantic elements? Was THE SHAPE OF WATER ever pitched as a horror film? Did GDT cultivate or stumble into a label that may in fact be inaccurate?
This sounds awesome. I will just say that a $75 floor on free shipping seems high but maybe that's the tradeoff for a discount that significant.
FYI gang, tomorrow Fantagraphics is offering 40% off most items with free domestic shipping for orders over $75.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This sounds awesome. I will just say that a $75 floor on free shipping seems high but maybe that's the tradeoff for a discount that significant.
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Had to get the 90's out of my head...Back to work.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Had to get the 90's out of my head...Back to work.
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The collage is finished! How many people do you recognize? :
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The collage is finished! How many people do you recognize? :
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I cannot properly describe the joy I feel in announcing that my friend ROGER LANGRIDGE (@hotelfred.bsky.social) is writing, drawing and lettering MUPPETS NOIR, starting in February! @dearbhlala.bsky.social's on colors, Declan Shalvey's done a variant cover & I get to edit the whole thing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I cannot properly describe the joy I feel in announcing that my friend ROGER LANGRIDGE (@hotelfred.bsky.social) is writing, drawing and lettering MUPPETS NOIR, starting in February! @dearbhlala.bsky.social's on colors, Declan Shalvey's done a variant cover & I get to edit the whole thing.
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@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social? Pretty Judy's boobs have literally become the background to my collage.
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social? Pretty Judy's boobs have literally become the background to my collage.
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The hate group - For Women Scotland, have created an account here. Whoever is running the account is already picking fights with trans women.
Block, do not engage.
BLOCK, DO NOT ENGAGE!
@forwomen.scot
Block, do not engage.
BLOCK, DO NOT ENGAGE!
@forwomen.scot
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The hate group - For Women Scotland, have created an account here. Whoever is running the account is already picking fights with trans women.
Block, do not engage.
BLOCK, DO NOT ENGAGE!
@forwomen.scot
Block, do not engage.
BLOCK, DO NOT ENGAGE!
@forwomen.scot
"challenge scientific orthodoxy" is a lovely way of sane-washing the act of ignoring established facts in preference of leaning into nonsensical conspiracy theories that will result in dead Americans if acted upon.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"challenge scientific orthodoxy" is a lovely way of sane-washing the act of ignoring established facts in preference of leaning into nonsensical conspiracy theories that will result in dead Americans if acted upon.
You get on the train/bus, and suddenly find Tomboy @judywall.bsky.social in front of you, apparently on her way to the office and taking up most of the space in the vehicle... What's your reaction to being in this position?
Thanks to @crosscrescent.bsky.social for the asstounding work! #HyperSky
Thanks to @crosscrescent.bsky.social for the asstounding work! #HyperSky
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You get on the train/bus, and suddenly find Tomboy @judywall.bsky.social in front of you, apparently on her way to the office and taking up most of the space in the vehicle... What's your reaction to being in this position?
Thanks to @crosscrescent.bsky.social for the asstounding work! #HyperSky
Thanks to @crosscrescent.bsky.social for the asstounding work! #HyperSky
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Oh, hello! Looks like this has been officially announced at last!
Coming February 2026, Roger Langridge is back with an all-new Muppet comic book!
Coming Soon: Roger Langridge’s Muppet Noir - ToughPigs
Roger Langridge is back with a new crime-filled Muppet comic!
www.toughpigs.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Oh, hello! Looks like this has been officially announced at last!
It really bums me out how male-dominated [INSERT ALMOST LITERALLY ANYTHING] still is.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It really bums me out how male-dominated [INSERT ALMOST LITERALLY ANYTHING] still is.
Comic book marketing, even the shit you see in a comic book shop and can't help encounter it, largely sucks ass.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Comic book marketing, even the shit you see in a comic book shop and can't help encounter it, largely sucks ass.
Fuckin' Concrete. A staple image of Indie Comics that popped up sans context in most of my comic shop visits for what feels like a two-decade span. But this article gives me more context on him today than any imagery I encountered back then, none of which made me buy a single issue/book.
🚨 NEW on Shelfdust today! 🚨
Moving at the Speed of Concrete: “The Transatlantic Swim”, by @tomshaps.bsky.social: shelfdust.com/2025/11/19/m...
Moving at the Speed of Concrete: “The Transatlantic Swim”, by @tomshaps.bsky.social: shelfdust.com/2025/11/19/m...
Moving at the Speed of Concrete: “The Transatlantic Swim”
By Tom Shapira Orson Welles’ 1958 film, Touch of Evil, opens with a single continuous shot that shows a bomb being planted in a car. A slow drive follows as the car crosses the border from Mexico t…
shelfdust.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fuckin' Concrete. A staple image of Indie Comics that popped up sans context in most of my comic shop visits for what feels like a two-decade span. But this article gives me more context on him today than any imagery I encountered back then, none of which made me buy a single issue/book.
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⚠️🚧look at this Artists and Commissioners!🚧⚠️
i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
⚠️🚧look at this Artists and Commissioners!🚧⚠️
What is this from? @tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social?
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What is this from? @tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social?
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Did a Sophia Hourglass expansion a couple months back.
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Did a Sophia Hourglass expansion a couple months back.
Spoilers such but anti-spoiler concerns can also be FUCKING nonsensical.
WICKED: FOR GOOD writers dismiss “spoiler” concerns
Thirty years after the release of the WICKED novel, screenwriters think the spoilers are hard to avoid.
Thirty years after the release of the WICKED novel, screenwriters think the spoilers are hard to avoid.
WICKED: FOR GOOD writers dismiss “spoiler” concerns
Thirty years after the release of the WICKED novel, screenwriters think the spoilers are hard to avoid.
www.comicsbeat.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Spoilers such but anti-spoiler concerns can also be FUCKING nonsensical.
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Catching up posting more fundraiser comms! This one from @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social of his gal Judy just enjoying being big!
#nsfw #commission
#nsfw #commission
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Catching up posting more fundraiser comms! This one from @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social of his gal Judy just enjoying being big!
#nsfw #commission
#nsfw #commission
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Forgot I had this~
Bunch of my characters heads~
#Phantanya #YukoTsukino #Queen #Zofia #Tatyana #Mirrorda #Voichi #Kishiko #Arthya #NikkiOakki #BriiIrisGreen #OC
Bunch of my characters heads~
#Phantanya #YukoTsukino #Queen #Zofia #Tatyana #Mirrorda #Voichi #Kishiko #Arthya #NikkiOakki #BriiIrisGreen #OC
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Forgot I had this~
Bunch of my characters heads~
#Phantanya #YukoTsukino #Queen #Zofia #Tatyana #Mirrorda #Voichi #Kishiko #Arthya #NikkiOakki #BriiIrisGreen #OC
Bunch of my characters heads~
#Phantanya #YukoTsukino #Queen #Zofia #Tatyana #Mirrorda #Voichi #Kishiko #Arthya #NikkiOakki #BriiIrisGreen #OC