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Fitzbattleaxe
@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs.

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I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.
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is done
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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lil ipad test doodle I did last week of Val
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I'm thankful for all of you 💕
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Bar encounter.
#-Panther 's friend.
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Naturally, @zdroberts.bsky.social took time out of his holiday to write a story about this for @ecvanalog.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I am at a point where I have like Negative Infinity patience for media complaints that seem like pure dude-bro fanboy MRA-style bitching on the basis on the most scant amount of evidence and/or pure assumption.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Happy Fucksgiving 🦃 from us and @drawbrandondraw.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Company that doesn't use AI: We don't use AI.

Company that uses AI: We believe in the future, and in technologies that allow us to achieve the future and our creativity, we respect art and artists and we also want to make full use of all the tools that will allow everyone to create something memora
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My broadcast of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade just informed me that there is apparently a THE NOTEBOOK: THE MUSICAL and just...
a woman says i just threw up in my mouth a little bit in a black and white photo
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November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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BREAKING: Organiser 9e Art+ puts ANGOULÊME FESTIVAL 2026 on hold

Embattled Angoulême Festival organiser 9e Art+ has officially put production of the 2026 event on indefinite hold. This news was broken this afternoon in an email circulated to publishers. While not an official cancellation, it is a…
BREAKING: Organiser 9e Art+ puts ANGOULÊME FESTIVAL 2026 on hold
Embattled Angoulême Festival organiser 9e Art+ has officially put production of the 2026 event on indefinite hold. This news was broken this afternoon in an email circulated to publishers. While not an official cancellation, it is a further sign that the event, scheduled for January 29 to February 1, 2026, will not go ahead. In the email, which was shared with most French news outlets, …
www.comicsbeat.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Why the fuck is Hot Ones' Sean Evans appearing on the broadcast of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? Why the shit is YouTube media crossing over into mainstream broadcast?
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If I could pick just ONE mainstream comic artist to draw @judywall.bsky.social, it would be a tossup between Terry Moore and Doc Shaner, I think.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Bunny Cop 2: Buns of Justice
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I have space for maybe one more commission in my queue this month ^^ send me a message or drop me a commission form if you’re interested 🩵
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Am I alone in thinking that the 'Elseworlds' episode of BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES where Babs Gordon dies while being Batgirl (Season 3 "Over the Edge") is maybe the worst of the series and emblematic of the DCAU not understanding how to use Batgirl as a character?
dcau.fandom.com/wiki/Over_th...
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November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You know, I don't care how much good or bad the guy does. Mr. Beast's dead-eyed rictus-grin stare will always have me feeling like he's some sort of cursed ventriloquist's dummy or marionette come to life.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Jesus titty-fuckin' Christ, Brits and their pronunciations of American stuff... I'm watching/listening to this video of UK kids trying American Thanksgiving food and...

Not Pee-cans.
Not Pih-cahns.

BUT Peakin's.

"Ey! Dem Peaky Bloinders is takin' a cheeky peakin's 'round duh corner 'dehr!"
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November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I don't really touch the stuff in any form but I understand that fresh is quite good. My secondhand experience is that the addition of some form of orange liqueur is good.
Cranberry sauce fresh off the stovetop! I REALLY recommend making your own! It’s best made a few days ahead, and is super easy. Plus, it’s so good & fresh tasting, and is nothing like the weird jellied stuff from the can. (And ppl will be impressed!)

#Thanksgiving
#DetailsInComments
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Hey y'all,
Would any of you be interested in a quick, SKEB-style single-figure commission? Like, one would say "professional fanart", my little artistic license interpretation, of either your OC or anything else for $100-150 USD?

This is only an example. DM me or email [email protected] 😏
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not sure how to parse this reading. Does "Horror" preclude romantic elements? Was THE SHAPE OF WATER ever pitched as a horror film? Did GDT cultivate or stumble into a label that may in fact be inaccurate?
Saw this image on another post. Sometimes I suspect horror is not for Guillermo Del Toro
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This sounds awesome. I will just say that a $75 floor on free shipping seems high but maybe that's the tradeoff for a discount that significant.
FYI gang, tomorrow Fantagraphics is offering 40% off most items with free domestic shipping for orders over $75.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Had to get the 90's out of my head...Back to work.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM