Every time I watch the funeral home scene now, I think of my dad, who could've afforded any ceremony or "receptacle" you could want, but declined everything he could in advance 'cause the whole thing's a racket. #FThisMovieFest

The UZI was a big laugh. This is one of the hardest laughs I've ever had. #FThisMovieFest

I get a four-alarm hangover just watching this movie.

Based on my school experience, the blade of that paper cutter wouldn't be able to cut through, well, paper... #FThisMovieFest