Statler and Waldorf
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Parody account. Not affiliated with Disney, Marvel, DC, ABC or anybody else, including YOU! Pronouns: They, Them, Those Jerks
Statler: So is that mummy Lon Chaney Jr. or not?
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
#svengoolie
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
#svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Statler: So is that mummy Lon Chaney Jr. or not?
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
#svengoolie
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
#svengoolie
The original Brady Bunch had some episodes that were more cinematic than this "movie"!
They went to the Grand Canyon! And Hawaii! But now for their TV "Movie" they all just acquire crises and come home. Dullsvillle.
#svengoolie
They went to the Grand Canyon! And Hawaii! But now for their TV "Movie" they all just acquire crises and come home. Dullsvillle.
#svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The original Brady Bunch had some episodes that were more cinematic than this "movie"!
They went to the Grand Canyon! And Hawaii! But now for their TV "Movie" they all just acquire crises and come home. Dullsvillle.
#svengoolie
They went to the Grand Canyon! And Hawaii! But now for their TV "Movie" they all just acquire crises and come home. Dullsvillle.
#svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
As usual, the embargo between Hammer Horror and Perry Mason is in force! No connection with Perry Mason tonight.
#svengoolie
PERRY MASON REPORT
As usual, the embargo between Hammer Horror and Perry Mason is in force! No connection with Perry Mason tonight.
#svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
As usual, the embargo between Hammer Horror and Perry Mason is in force! No connection with Perry Mason tonight.
#svengoolie
PERRY MASON REPORT
As usual, the embargo between Hammer Horror and Perry Mason is in force! No connection with Perry Mason tonight.
#svengoolie
Statler: Odd way to end the movie.
Waldorf: Should have ended it right after the opening credits!
#svengoolie
Waldorf: Should have ended it right after the opening credits!
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Statler: Odd way to end the movie.
Waldorf: Should have ended it right after the opening credits!
#svengoolie
Waldorf: Should have ended it right after the opening credits!
#svengoolie
Statler: So now the dinosaur will grab T.J. and climb a building?
Waldorf: No, his arms are too short.
#svengoolie
Waldorf: No, his arms are too short.
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Statler: So now the dinosaur will grab T.J. and climb a building?
Waldorf: No, his arms are too short.
#svengoolie
Waldorf: No, his arms are too short.
#svengoolie
Rare Creature captured
Scientist wants to research it.
Jerks want to use it to make money.
Creature brought to a populated area.
When has this ever gone wrong?
#svengoolie
Scientist wants to research it.
Jerks want to use it to make money.
Creature brought to a populated area.
When has this ever gone wrong?
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Rare Creature captured
Scientist wants to research it.
Jerks want to use it to make money.
Creature brought to a populated area.
When has this ever gone wrong?
#svengoolie
Scientist wants to research it.
Jerks want to use it to make money.
Creature brought to a populated area.
When has this ever gone wrong?
#svengoolie