Statler and Waldorf
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Parody account. Not affiliated with Disney, Marvel, DC, ABC or anybody else, including YOU! Pronouns: They, Them, Those Jerks
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Well, morticians have to know about Egyptian Mummys. In case they meet someone who wants to be mummified.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Well, morticians have to know about Egyptian Mummys. In case they meet someone who wants to be mummified.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
You obviously never heard the story of Helen Keller's evil twin Jezebel Keller! The Blind and Deaf Vampire who wiped out a whole mining encampment in West Virginia by sense of smell alone!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You obviously never heard the story of Helen Keller's evil twin Jezebel Keller! The Blind and Deaf Vampire who wiped out a whole mining encampment in West Virginia by sense of smell alone!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Well, we're not religious scholars or anything, but maybe hold up a model of a crescent moon? The advantage is that a crescent moon had two little sharp points to poke 'em!
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Well, we're not religious scholars or anything, but maybe hold up a model of a crescent moon? The advantage is that a crescent moon had two little sharp points to poke 'em!
