Statler and Waldorf
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Okay, this Fractured Flickers is the stuff. I can't believe I hadn't heard of this before, but now I'm surprised there's not some poor shmoe in a jumpsuit and two robots sitting in the corner of the screen (lalalala).
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December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Okay, this Fractured Flickers is the stuff. I can't believe I hadn't heard of this before, but now I'm surprised there's not some poor shmoe in a jumpsuit and two robots sitting in the corner of the screen (lalalala).
#Svengoolie ##TheMummysTomb #FracturedFlickers
#Svengoolie ##TheMummysTomb #FracturedFlickers
The men’s hat budget for this scene must have been enormous. #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Statler: This movie isn't very good. Let's try to get a refund.
Waldorf: Good idea. We can get couple of new Mummy movies.
Statler: You mean it's Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Mummy Back?
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Waldorf: Good idea. We can get couple of new Mummy movies.
Statler: You mean it's Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Mummy Back?
#svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Statler: This movie isn't very good. Let's try to get a refund.
Waldorf: Good idea. We can get couple of new Mummy movies.
Statler: You mean it's Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Mummy Back?
#svengoolie
Waldorf: Good idea. We can get couple of new Mummy movies.
Statler: You mean it's Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Mummy Back?
#svengoolie
Waldorf: There was supposed to be a second mummy in this movie, but that mummy won the lottery and quit and lived in luxury.
Statler: What a lucky stiff!
#svengoolie
Statler: What a lucky stiff!
#svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Waldorf: There was supposed to be a second mummy in this movie, but that mummy won the lottery and quit and lived in luxury.
Statler: What a lucky stiff!
#svengoolie
Statler: What a lucky stiff!
#svengoolie
Statler: So is that mummy Lon Chaney Jr. or not?
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
#svengoolie
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
#svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Statler: So is that mummy Lon Chaney Jr. or not?
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
#svengoolie
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
#svengoolie
You know, if the Ancient Egyptians had all gone with cremation, it would have saved us all a lot of grief.
Thanks a lot, Rameses!
#svengoolie
Thanks a lot, Rameses!
#svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You know, if the Ancient Egyptians had all gone with cremation, it would have saved us all a lot of grief.
Thanks a lot, Rameses!
#svengoolie
Thanks a lot, Rameses!
#svengoolie
There's a point where it stops being a flashback. It's so long it's basically a prequel inside the movie.
#svengoolie
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December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There's a point where it stops being a flashback. It's so long it's basically a prequel inside the movie.
#svengoolie
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PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
There's an overlap of 8 actors with this movie and Perry Mason.
This includes Dick Foran, who worked with a lot of big stars, and even could sing. Maybe he'll serenade the Mummy with a lullaby.
www.imdb.com/name/nm02852...
#Svengoolie
PERRY MASON REPORT
There's an overlap of 8 actors with this movie and Perry Mason.
This includes Dick Foran, who worked with a lot of big stars, and even could sing. Maybe he'll serenade the Mummy with a lullaby.
www.imdb.com/name/nm02852...
#Svengoolie
Dick Foran | Actor, Soundtrack
Known for: Fort Apache, Donovan's Reef, Please Murder Me!
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December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
There's an overlap of 8 actors with this movie and Perry Mason.
This includes Dick Foran, who worked with a lot of big stars, and even could sing. Maybe he'll serenade the Mummy with a lullaby.
www.imdb.com/name/nm02852...
#Svengoolie
PERRY MASON REPORT
There's an overlap of 8 actors with this movie and Perry Mason.
This includes Dick Foran, who worked with a lot of big stars, and even could sing. Maybe he'll serenade the Mummy with a lullaby.
www.imdb.com/name/nm02852...
#Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"Peter, you have to face a problem Head-On! Like when I'm in a stock car race! I just face the other cars head on! And CRASH! Problem solved!"
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November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
"Peter, you have to face a problem Head-On! Like when I'm in a stock car race! I just face the other cars head on! And CRASH! Problem solved!"
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Hopefully the rest of the movie will be that they all gather in the living room, and they all watch "Muppet Christmas Carol". And we watch them watching it.
#svengoolie
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November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Hopefully the rest of the movie will be that they all gather in the living room, and they all watch "Muppet Christmas Carol". And we watch them watching it.
#svengoolie
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There's already too many people!
We both have a sudden urge to hide in the nearest bathroom and smell scented soaps until we pass out.
#svengoolie
We both have a sudden urge to hide in the nearest bathroom and smell scented soaps until we pass out.
#svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
There's already too many people!
We both have a sudden urge to hide in the nearest bathroom and smell scented soaps until we pass out.
#svengoolie
We both have a sudden urge to hide in the nearest bathroom and smell scented soaps until we pass out.
#svengoolie
Hey Movie!
You have at least six plot lines to resolve! You don't have time for a montage!!!!!
#Svengoolie
You have at least six plot lines to resolve! You don't have time for a montage!!!!!
#Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hey Movie!
You have at least six plot lines to resolve! You don't have time for a montage!!!!!
#Svengoolie
You have at least six plot lines to resolve! You don't have time for a montage!!!!!
#Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
We suspect that at the end of the movie, the whole family will gather around the table and one by one, Mike will solve all their problems as they pass the mashed potatoes.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We suspect that at the end of the movie, the whole family will gather around the table and one by one, Mike will solve all their problems as they pass the mashed potatoes.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
The original Brady Bunch had some episodes that were more cinematic than this "movie"!
They went to the Grand Canyon! And Hawaii! But now for their TV "Movie" they all just acquire crises and come home. Dullsvillle.
#svengoolie
They went to the Grand Canyon! And Hawaii! But now for their TV "Movie" they all just acquire crises and come home. Dullsvillle.
#svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The original Brady Bunch had some episodes that were more cinematic than this "movie"!
They went to the Grand Canyon! And Hawaii! But now for their TV "Movie" they all just acquire crises and come home. Dullsvillle.
#svengoolie
They went to the Grand Canyon! And Hawaii! But now for their TV "Movie" they all just acquire crises and come home. Dullsvillle.
#svengoolie
In case you're wondering about us...
Waldorf and Mrs. Waldorf spent a quiet Thanksgiving at home, eating good food but complaining about it anyway.
Statler went to an insanely large family gathering that took over an entire American Legion Hall. Lots of noise and calories.
#svengoolie
Waldorf and Mrs. Waldorf spent a quiet Thanksgiving at home, eating good food but complaining about it anyway.
Statler went to an insanely large family gathering that took over an entire American Legion Hall. Lots of noise and calories.
#svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
In case you're wondering about us...
Waldorf and Mrs. Waldorf spent a quiet Thanksgiving at home, eating good food but complaining about it anyway.
Statler went to an insanely large family gathering that took over an entire American Legion Hall. Lots of noise and calories.
#svengoolie
Waldorf and Mrs. Waldorf spent a quiet Thanksgiving at home, eating good food but complaining about it anyway.
Statler went to an insanely large family gathering that took over an entire American Legion Hall. Lots of noise and calories.
#svengoolie