i think car horns should have a cooldown period
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 AM
i think car horns should have a cooldown period
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getting tech recruiting emails is a uniquely horrific psychic experience
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
getting tech recruiting emails is a uniquely horrific psychic experience
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
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I just keep looking at this and laughing. best thing europe has done since ecce homo.
The crown of Empress Eugénie was one of nine invaluable royal ornaments snatched by burglars during the Louvre heist in October, but the thieves dropped it on the sidewalk before making their escape. The Louvre announced it will soon invite restorers to submit proposals for the crown’s repair.
The Louvre Thieves Dropped This Priceless Crown. Now It Looks Like This.
Empress Eugénie’s crown was left lying on the sidewalk after the Louvre Museum heist in October. The museum has now released pictures of the damage.
nyti.ms
February 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I just keep looking at this and laughing. best thing europe has done since ecce homo.
i feel like you should be allowed to retire in your 30s if you promise very hard you're gonna make the most out of it. in your 20s even. i was born to live like a pensioner, this is my true calling
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 AM
i feel like you should be allowed to retire in your 30s if you promise very hard you're gonna make the most out of it. in your 20s even. i was born to live like a pensioner, this is my true calling
omw to morning cinema :] <3 ^_^
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 AM
omw to morning cinema :] <3 ^_^
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February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
got prescribed adhd medication a while ago and, hey, what a weird coincidence that for the first time in >15 years i haven't needed to take migraine medication for two weeks in a row. looked it up and it's apparently Not A Coincidence At All there are studies and all, isn't it the coolest thing ever
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
got prescribed adhd medication a while ago and, hey, what a weird coincidence that for the first time in >15 years i haven't needed to take migraine medication for two weeks in a row. looked it up and it's apparently Not A Coincidence At All there are studies and all, isn't it the coolest thing ever
istg the most boring art always comes from people who wanted to Make Art all their life. my biggest pet peeve is interacting with something that was made because the author wanted to Create but struggled to decide what because they had nothing to say. i promise life goes on if you're not an artist
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
istg the most boring art always comes from people who wanted to Make Art all their life. my biggest pet peeve is interacting with something that was made because the author wanted to Create but struggled to decide what because they had nothing to say. i promise life goes on if you're not an artist
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
question for folks who are less mobile-illiterate than me: i have a third party keyboard installed on android 13, whenever i restart my phone it's disabled and i have to enable it from settings. gboard is the only one that stays on after restart but i want a different one, is there a way avoid this?
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
question for folks who are less mobile-illiterate than me: i have a third party keyboard installed on android 13, whenever i restart my phone it's disabled and i have to enable it from settings. gboard is the only one that stays on after restart but i want a different one, is there a way avoid this?
among the first recorded cases of the grink being there
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 AM
among the first recorded cases of the grink being there
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Yeah I slept like a log, my slowly decaying body provided shelter and sustenance to a wide variety of small invertebrates
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Yeah I slept like a log, my slowly decaying body provided shelter and sustenance to a wide variety of small invertebrates
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Here's how the Earth article looked in 2001 when Wikipedia was a month old, long before Wikipedians realized their fledgling online encyclopedia would be read and edited by astronauts in space someday
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Here's how the Earth article looked in 2001 when Wikipedia was a month old, long before Wikipedians realized their fledgling online encyclopedia would be read and edited by astronauts in space someday
what do you mean a wall of text that explains the improvements i made to my grocery list template is not an acceptable answer to 'what's up'
January 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
what do you mean a wall of text that explains the improvements i made to my grocery list template is not an acceptable answer to 'what's up'
lobbying hard to get my girlfriend to get communication buttons for her cat. yes, my biggest desire is getting woken up at 3am by a distant voice saying SnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnack
January 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
lobbying hard to get my girlfriend to get communication buttons for her cat. yes, my biggest desire is getting woken up at 3am by a distant voice saying SnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnackSnack
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"AI chatbots elude even their creators’ full control and understanding."
No they don't! Fuck this bit absolving tech companies from responsibility. Even if it were true, no other industry is held to such a lax standard of "it's fine if you don't know how your product works and can't control it."
No they don't! Fuck this bit absolving tech companies from responsibility. Even if it were true, no other industry is held to such a lax standard of "it's fine if you don't know how your product works and can't control it."
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"AI chatbots elude even their creators’ full control and understanding."
No they don't! Fuck this bit absolving tech companies from responsibility. Even if it were true, no other industry is held to such a lax standard of "it's fine if you don't know how your product works and can't control it."
No they don't! Fuck this bit absolving tech companies from responsibility. Even if it were true, no other industry is held to such a lax standard of "it's fine if you don't know how your product works and can't control it."
daily reminder that bones are wet
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 AM
daily reminder that bones are wet
bands contacted to ask if i can pay them directly to get their music since i can't legally buy it online: 1 so far
i bought a semi decent mp3 player and you have no idea how annoying i'm gonna be about it
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
bands contacted to ask if i can pay them directly to get their music since i can't legally buy it online: 1 so far
i bought a semi decent mp3 player and you have no idea how annoying i'm gonna be about it
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i bought a semi decent mp3 player and you have no idea how annoying i'm gonna be about it
no pressure for the next one
December 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
no pressure for the next one
life hack! if you buy tools to dispose of a body every, let's say, couple of years, it's gonna be sooo much more difficult to trace it back to you when you murder someone ten years from now. be kind to your future self
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
life hack! if you buy tools to dispose of a body every, let's say, couple of years, it's gonna be sooo much more difficult to trace it back to you when you murder someone ten years from now. be kind to your future self
looking at the window of a store that prints pictures on souvenirs. a man well into his 90s approaches us and goes "did you look carefully? THAT'S ME!" pointing at a wooden clock with his printed picture. day made forever
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
looking at the window of a store that prints pictures on souvenirs. a man well into his 90s approaches us and goes "did you look carefully? THAT'S ME!" pointing at a wooden clock with his printed picture. day made forever
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Regarding the new handheld that lets you play Gameboy games and takes AA batteries and is super retro and cool but also made out of the same materials as the CEO’s other company uses to make drones and that’s a SELLING POINT…
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Regarding the new handheld that lets you play Gameboy games and takes AA batteries and is super retro and cool but also made out of the same materials as the CEO’s other company uses to make drones and that’s a SELLING POINT…
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads