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fintastique.bsky.social
@fintastique.bsky.social
Mostly my opinions. Sometimes my Simpsons autism comes in handy and I can scrap up some likes by posting Troy McClure or something.

https://letterboxd.com/fintastique/
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i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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amazing how yet another round of "you have to promise you'll vote for the shitbag years in advance" reveals itself to have nothing to do with strategy and pragmatics and everything to do with "i am scared and anxious and everyone on the internet needs to promise me everything will turn out alright"
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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I don’t get why people feel the need to defend Gavin Newsom even if they say they don’t like Gavin Newsom when Gavin Newsom has not indicated in any polling that he’s a stronger candidate than anyone else. If he was running 10 points ahead of everyone I’d at least understand why it was happening.
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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The Turning Point USA halftime show makes it clear: our multicultural society is keeping us from watching a guy dressed kinda like Ben Franklin play the violin not particularly well
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Great piece!
Aided by genAI models like ChatGPT, “writers” hoping to get paid for fake stories have become an even bigger problem for publications big and small. One such writer almost pulled one over on COYOTE — until @soleilho.com, who is a nerd, spotted a key idiosyncrasy.
How COYOTE Almost Got Slopped by AI
The sordid tale of the freelancer who never was.
www.coyotemedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.

Always keep the chamber loaded.
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Strip away the futurist gloss from Oz’s answer, and the message to 60 million rural Americans becomes stark: Your suffering is rooted in disconnection from other human beings, and the federal response is you should talk to a robot. trib.al/V4rjLOn
Rural America’s Mental Health Crisis Can’t Be Solved by Robots
At an event for the Trump administration’s new “Action for Progress” initiative last week, Dr. Mehmet Oz insisted that “the best way to help some of these communities is going to be AI-based avatars.”
trib.al
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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SuperB owl
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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doom guy is in warhammer and he looks like this

and i just think that's neat
February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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also you don't have a union, because unions are illegal. you are technically a member of the government-run union, which does nothing.
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Greg Bovino lives at 669 Las Lomas Street in Imperial, CA. Is that a violation of TOS?
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Gonna go on a limb here… everyone associated with Pay Pal seems to be a douche
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Solidarity with @ilhanmn.bsky.social in the face of this awful attack and the racist threats ginned up against her by the President of United States.

Her courage and poise is inspiring.
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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You could describe it as a flaw in Tolkiens writing that all the evil people are stupid assholes who just want to stab each other in the back and have no plans other than general evil, but it turns out that’s exactly what evil people are like, he got it completely correct.
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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“Miles and miles”
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Starting a fund to send empty-headed hipsters to monster truck rallies and shows by cover bands of top 40 artists to make them feel like they're on a safari without getting them Evola-pilled

Every dollar you send helps prevent another Red Scare podcast.
January 27, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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No one is even gonna watch that trash ass Melania slop. Only a portion of the most mentally ill and dedicated trump fans will. It's just a disgusting bribe, pure excess as Rome burns to the ground and the oligarch pedophiles dance over a pile of corpses they culled to fuel their hedonistic bonfire
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Redwall was the best propaganda for vegetarianism ever created ngl
Yes, mushroom and onion gravy flan, that's jolly nice. I like woodland salad with strawberries, damson and gooseberry pudden, hot scones with blackcurrant jelly, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, currant and berry pie, apple tart, mixed fruit cake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that.
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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it doesn't matter if you don't want to have this fight, it doesn't even matter if it's not politically optimal to have this fight

the fight is here and sitting it out is not an option

if you can't see that get out of the way
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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state-sponsored child trafficking
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM