🍂 Figgy LaFate 🍄
@figgums.bsky.social
they/them // 30 yo // poly // horror freak // either a handsome mouse or a pretty rat // writer and poet of ill repute // 💉Halloween 2025
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🎙️producing @unusualtrans.bsky.social
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Maybe 2026 will be the year I commit to my quiet little dream of having a pet pigeon
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Maybe 2026 will be the year I commit to my quiet little dream of having a pet pigeon
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oh it's a wonderful week to see pieces of shit get brain damage
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
oh it's a wonderful week to see pieces of shit get brain damage
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simply having a wonderful Christmas time
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
simply having a wonderful Christmas time
It's really kinda funny/neat how subtle the changes have been for me on T. So far, the tally is mild mental changes, no more nail biting, and I think my body temperature is a little higher because I tanked some 40-degree weather in a thin flannel, hat, and gloves very easily this evening
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's really kinda funny/neat how subtle the changes have been for me on T. So far, the tally is mild mental changes, no more nail biting, and I think my body temperature is a little higher because I tanked some 40-degree weather in a thin flannel, hat, and gloves very easily this evening
Straight people love to talk about how much they despise their spouses but then will find every reason in the world not to get a divorce because they're cowards
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Straight people love to talk about how much they despise their spouses but then will find every reason in the world not to get a divorce because they're cowards
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When carolers do a Christmas song you don’t recognize it’s like when a band goes “we’re gonna do one off our new album!”
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When carolers do a Christmas song you don’t recognize it’s like when a band goes “we’re gonna do one off our new album!”
I really like working with a DM who will let me do really awful things to my character just because it's funny
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I really like working with a DM who will let me do really awful things to my character just because it's funny
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Shrimply having a wonderful chrindus time baby dove
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Shrimply having a wonderful chrindus time baby dove
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Gotta say though, even as I fuss about the scramble to meet the needs of a LOT of students, I'm really proud of the work I've done this year. Working in education is easily the most rewarding job I've ever had. All the people who told me I had to teach WERE wrong, but they were closer than they know
Sliding into homebase as we careen towards the end of the shortened workday right before Christmas break. These little bastards are lucky I love what I do because damn they have a lot of questions
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Gotta say though, even as I fuss about the scramble to meet the needs of a LOT of students, I'm really proud of the work I've done this year. Working in education is easily the most rewarding job I've ever had. All the people who told me I had to teach WERE wrong, but they were closer than they know
Sliding into homebase as we careen towards the end of the shortened workday right before Christmas break. These little bastards are lucky I love what I do because damn they have a lot of questions
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sliding into homebase as we careen towards the end of the shortened workday right before Christmas break. These little bastards are lucky I love what I do because damn they have a lot of questions
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Silent Night Deadly Night is fun and it has Linnea Quigley’s breasts in it but I hate that it overshadows Christmas Evil. Fairly standard slasher in a Santa suit just doesn’t stack up to Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer-esque character study of a guy who just wants to be Santa Claus
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Silent Night Deadly Night is fun and it has Linnea Quigley’s breasts in it but I hate that it overshadows Christmas Evil. Fairly standard slasher in a Santa suit just doesn’t stack up to Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer-esque character study of a guy who just wants to be Santa Claus
Oh I think I forgot to announce this but I'm gonna be on TV :)
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh I think I forgot to announce this but I'm gonna be on TV :)
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There’s only one law that matters. Grinch law.
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
There’s only one law that matters. Grinch law.
What if I had a darn sardine on a lil bread. What then
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What if I had a darn sardine on a lil bread. What then
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I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.
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“Just be yourself” wasn’t getting me very far, so I decided to be a creature.
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Just be yourself” wasn’t getting me very far, so I decided to be a creature.
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Questioning Rob Zombie “radio has called me gay, and possibly made me gay”
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Questioning Rob Zombie “radio has called me gay, and possibly made me gay”
I don't know why I made this switch but I've started using 👁️👁️ instead of 👀 and it pleases me
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I don't know why I made this switch but I've started using 👁️👁️ instead of 👀 and it pleases me
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Instead of Fortnite you should fucking play fucking Peglin dude
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Instead of Fortnite you should fucking play fucking Peglin dude
I think the most eye-opening thing I've learned from someone fussing at me is the time a friend got all weird about me buying like, 3 mildliners from a dollar store stationery aisle because "you could buy a 12-piece set for a little more." Yeah but I'm not gonna use a set I'm going to use Three.
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I think the most eye-opening thing I've learned from someone fussing at me is the time a friend got all weird about me buying like, 3 mildliners from a dollar store stationery aisle because "you could buy a 12-piece set for a little more." Yeah but I'm not gonna use a set I'm going to use Three.
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People claim there were no toys before a few years ago. That’s because the Meisterburger regime burned all the toy research centers
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
People claim there were no toys before a few years ago. That’s because the Meisterburger regime burned all the toy research centers
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The scariest moment in any horror movie is the end of the first call in black Christmas where he’s doing these deranged rants and then calmly switches to “I’m going to kill you.” And hangs up
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The scariest moment in any horror movie is the end of the first call in black Christmas where he’s doing these deranged rants and then calmly switches to “I’m going to kill you.” And hangs up
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truly one of the best comic artists in the game right now. between Chromatic Fantasy and this, the range is incredible. we're so lucky to be able to read this stuff
New Comic SUPERCRUSH!!! that I'm going to write as a little side project. I'll be posting it here on this thread as I work on it.
About an android catboy who fucks and murders.
CW for NSFW and Violence
About an android catboy who fucks and murders.
CW for NSFW and Violence
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
truly one of the best comic artists in the game right now. between Chromatic Fantasy and this, the range is incredible. we're so lucky to be able to read this stuff
Time for the annual BLACK CHRISTMAS rewatch
"Who is that?"
"Who is that?"
a woman with a ring on her finger is talking on a telephone
Alt: Black Christmas (1974)
a woman with a ring on her finger is talking on a telephone
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December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Time for the annual BLACK CHRISTMAS rewatch
"Who is that?"
"Who is that?"