Samantha Unseemly
@fictionaluser.bsky.social
Merging online with reality, slowly 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
Late 30s
Late 30s
Oh yeah, that's more my speed
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh yeah, that's more my speed
Will report back tomorrow.
(jk, am coward)
I left the depilatory cream on my face too long today and it is fucking raw. I have to wait a few days at least before making another critical blunder. Also it didn't really do the trick for the beard area.
(jk, am coward)
I left the depilatory cream on my face too long today and it is fucking raw. I have to wait a few days at least before making another critical blunder. Also it didn't really do the trick for the beard area.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Will report back tomorrow.
(jk, am coward)
I left the depilatory cream on my face too long today and it is fucking raw. I have to wait a few days at least before making another critical blunder. Also it didn't really do the trick for the beard area.
(jk, am coward)
I left the depilatory cream on my face too long today and it is fucking raw. I have to wait a few days at least before making another critical blunder. Also it didn't really do the trick for the beard area.
Fuck youuuuuuuu, 52grams glucose tablets btw
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Fuck youuuuuuuu, 52grams glucose tablets btw
Fuck youuuuuuuu, respond to the glucose tablets you fuck
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Fuck youuuuuuuu, respond to the glucose tablets you fuck
@sheev.calamitousintent.com & Samantha showing significant S-starting speech
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
@sheev.calamitousintent.com & Samantha showing significant S-starting speech
I was in "Aaaaaaah just fucking do it mode" instead of thinking but figured it out for the other cushion
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was in "Aaaaaaah just fucking do it mode" instead of thinking but figured it out for the other cushion
I measured twice and applied once but fucked it up somehow. It's probably fine.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I measured twice and applied once but fucked it up somehow. It's probably fine.
That's Numberwang!
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
That's Numberwang!
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
nm
I had a low yesterday evening from exercise I think so ate a bigger post-supper amount than I normally would which I guess caused it to rise in the morning?
Plus I had a bigger carb breakfast (oatmeal/Greek yogurt) and was a little scared of overdoing it with the insulin so low balled it.
I had a low yesterday evening from exercise I think so ate a bigger post-supper amount than I normally would which I guess caused it to rise in the morning?
Plus I had a bigger carb breakfast (oatmeal/Greek yogurt) and was a little scared of overdoing it with the insulin so low balled it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
nm
I had a low yesterday evening from exercise I think so ate a bigger post-supper amount than I normally would which I guess caused it to rise in the morning?
Plus I had a bigger carb breakfast (oatmeal/Greek yogurt) and was a little scared of overdoing it with the insulin so low balled it.
I had a low yesterday evening from exercise I think so ate a bigger post-supper amount than I normally would which I guess caused it to rise in the morning?
Plus I had a bigger carb breakfast (oatmeal/Greek yogurt) and was a little scared of overdoing it with the insulin so low balled it.
Yeeeeah, fuck you sugars, get figured out
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Yeeeeah, fuck you sugars, get figured out
Amateur clown final exam! Who has the funniest tasting piss? These renowned judges show no mercy and don't hold back!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Amateur clown final exam! Who has the funniest tasting piss? These renowned judges show no mercy and don't hold back!!
If I had some activities lined up tomorrow I might have done a fair chunk of this but with no plans it feels like a waste
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
If I had some activities lined up tomorrow I might have done a fair chunk of this but with no plans it feels like a waste
I know I missed some hairs there, everything took longer than I thought and I was like 25 minutes late when I got here.
Also I have this problem now.
Also I have this problem now.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I know I missed some hairs there, everything took longer than I thought and I was like 25 minutes late when I got here.
Also I have this problem now.
Also I have this problem now.
Fuck!
Trans group is cancelled this week. It did force me to do a bunch of stuff though. Nails done for the first time, wore the dress they gave me out of the house for the first time, though no one saw me. Shaved where the dress didn't cover, got a wig but I didn't wear it that yet.
Trans group is cancelled this week. It did force me to do a bunch of stuff though. Nails done for the first time, wore the dress they gave me out of the house for the first time, though no one saw me. Shaved where the dress didn't cover, got a wig but I didn't wear it that yet.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fuck!
Trans group is cancelled this week. It did force me to do a bunch of stuff though. Nails done for the first time, wore the dress they gave me out of the house for the first time, though no one saw me. Shaved where the dress didn't cover, got a wig but I didn't wear it that yet.
Trans group is cancelled this week. It did force me to do a bunch of stuff though. Nails done for the first time, wore the dress they gave me out of the house for the first time, though no one saw me. Shaved where the dress didn't cover, got a wig but I didn't wear it that yet.
@kelestrian-exile.bsky.social
Do you have wise forest tree guidance for full body hair removal while having little money?
I'm putting a lot of belief in HRT just kind of fixing it but I also know it's going to take more than that and I'm refusing to think about it or research it. Kaio-ken anxiety.
Do you have wise forest tree guidance for full body hair removal while having little money?
I'm putting a lot of belief in HRT just kind of fixing it but I also know it's going to take more than that and I'm refusing to think about it or research it. Kaio-ken anxiety.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
@kelestrian-exile.bsky.social
Do you have wise forest tree guidance for full body hair removal while having little money?
I'm putting a lot of belief in HRT just kind of fixing it but I also know it's going to take more than that and I'm refusing to think about it or research it. Kaio-ken anxiety.
Do you have wise forest tree guidance for full body hair removal while having little money?
I'm putting a lot of belief in HRT just kind of fixing it but I also know it's going to take more than that and I'm refusing to think about it or research it. Kaio-ken anxiety.
Mmm, stir-fry
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mmm, stir-fry
SwiftKey ain't ever heard of Metroid, how embarrassing for it
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SwiftKey ain't ever heard of Metroid, how embarrassing for it
The real one will probably have these vibes
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The real one will probably have these vibes
You're not docking me,
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You're not docking me,
Mustelidae-esque
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Mustelidae-esque
