Ferns
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All links: https://domme-chronicles.com/link/ferns.html
Kitchen reno day 4
I love that my cabinet maker leaves the space clean & tidy before he leaves <3
Tomorrow: Stonemason measuring & templating
A little break on cabinet work now, a week until the stone is ready
#HouseDomme
I love that my cabinet maker leaves the space clean & tidy before he leaves <3
Tomorrow: Stonemason measuring & templating
A little break on cabinet work now, a week until the stone is ready
#HouseDomme
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Kitchen reno day 4
I love that my cabinet maker leaves the space clean & tidy before he leaves <3
Tomorrow: Stonemason measuring & templating
A little break on cabinet work now, a week until the stone is ready
#HouseDomme
I love that my cabinet maker leaves the space clean & tidy before he leaves <3
Tomorrow: Stonemason measuring & templating
A little break on cabinet work now, a week until the stone is ready
#HouseDomme
Some FB marketplace sellers are hilarious :D
"Tell 'im he's dreaming"
"Tell 'im he's dreaming"
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Some FB marketplace sellers are hilarious :D
"Tell 'im he's dreaming"
"Tell 'im he's dreaming"
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm well into Homelander & could have sworn Orlando Bloom is playing Peter Quinn
He's not, it's Rupert Friend
But, c'mon!
He's not, it's Rupert Friend
But, c'mon!
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm well into Homelander & could have sworn Orlando Bloom is playing Peter Quinn
He's not, it's Rupert Friend
But, c'mon!
He's not, it's Rupert Friend
But, c'mon!
Kitchen reno day 1
My greatest fear was them finding some Big Issue with the house at this stage (rotten studs, termites, cracked floor, dangerous electrics etc)
But nope, full steam ahead :)
🤞
#HouseDomme
My greatest fear was them finding some Big Issue with the house at this stage (rotten studs, termites, cracked floor, dangerous electrics etc)
But nope, full steam ahead :)
🤞
#HouseDomme
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Kitchen reno day 1
My greatest fear was them finding some Big Issue with the house at this stage (rotten studs, termites, cracked floor, dangerous electrics etc)
But nope, full steam ahead :)
🤞
#HouseDomme
My greatest fear was them finding some Big Issue with the house at this stage (rotten studs, termites, cracked floor, dangerous electrics etc)
But nope, full steam ahead :)
🤞
#HouseDomme
Kitchen reno starts in a week: Excitiing!
Had to choose a new stone after learning that my countertop looks darker than I expect despite all my huge windows
Chose this bright linear white: Totally different aesthetic than I planned, but hopefully it'll be awesome 🤞
#HouseDomme
Had to choose a new stone after learning that my countertop looks darker than I expect despite all my huge windows
Chose this bright linear white: Totally different aesthetic than I planned, but hopefully it'll be awesome 🤞
#HouseDomme
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Kitchen reno starts in a week: Excitiing!
Had to choose a new stone after learning that my countertop looks darker than I expect despite all my huge windows
Chose this bright linear white: Totally different aesthetic than I planned, but hopefully it'll be awesome 🤞
#HouseDomme
Had to choose a new stone after learning that my countertop looks darker than I expect despite all my huge windows
Chose this bright linear white: Totally different aesthetic than I planned, but hopefully it'll be awesome 🤞
#HouseDomme
I just DIYed my laundry in a day for $350
Why didn't I do it earlier?
Because I wanted to do a *proper* reno (cabinets, tiles, splashback, counter, lights etc) & was doing endless rounds of research for some 'perfect design'
I exhaust myself
Before & after w bonus Eesha <3
#HouseDomme
Why didn't I do it earlier?
Because I wanted to do a *proper* reno (cabinets, tiles, splashback, counter, lights etc) & was doing endless rounds of research for some 'perfect design'
I exhaust myself
Before & after w bonus Eesha <3
#HouseDomme
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I just DIYed my laundry in a day for $350
Why didn't I do it earlier?
Because I wanted to do a *proper* reno (cabinets, tiles, splashback, counter, lights etc) & was doing endless rounds of research for some 'perfect design'
I exhaust myself
Before & after w bonus Eesha <3
#HouseDomme
Why didn't I do it earlier?
Because I wanted to do a *proper* reno (cabinets, tiles, splashback, counter, lights etc) & was doing endless rounds of research for some 'perfect design'
I exhaust myself
Before & after w bonus Eesha <3
#HouseDomme
OFC: A problem :/
I got a sample of the cream part of the slab after the deal was done
Just as well
Turns out it looks great in the light beside my glass doors, but 3 feet away on my benchtop, it's an awful dirty-beige
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME STONE!
WTAF?!
Have to start over now :/
I got a sample of the cream part of the slab after the deal was done
Just as well
Turns out it looks great in the light beside my glass doors, but 3 feet away on my benchtop, it's an awful dirty-beige
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME STONE!
WTAF?!
Have to start over now :/
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
OFC: A problem :/
I got a sample of the cream part of the slab after the deal was done
Just as well
Turns out it looks great in the light beside my glass doors, but 3 feet away on my benchtop, it's an awful dirty-beige
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME STONE!
WTAF?!
Have to start over now :/
I got a sample of the cream part of the slab after the deal was done
Just as well
Turns out it looks great in the light beside my glass doors, but 3 feet away on my benchtop, it's an awful dirty-beige
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME STONE!
WTAF?!
Have to start over now :/
I know y'all will be very excited to see the kitchen benchtop slab I chose:
-Polished Patagonia Creame quartzite
I'm obsessed w the distinct stone & crystal in patagonia
That pinkish hue is lovely & there are glittery 'gems' along that edge
Photos don't do it justice
It's stunning <3
#HouseDomme
-Polished Patagonia Creame quartzite
I'm obsessed w the distinct stone & crystal in patagonia
That pinkish hue is lovely & there are glittery 'gems' along that edge
Photos don't do it justice
It's stunning <3
#HouseDomme
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I know y'all will be very excited to see the kitchen benchtop slab I chose:
-Polished Patagonia Creame quartzite
I'm obsessed w the distinct stone & crystal in patagonia
That pinkish hue is lovely & there are glittery 'gems' along that edge
Photos don't do it justice
It's stunning <3
#HouseDomme
-Polished Patagonia Creame quartzite
I'm obsessed w the distinct stone & crystal in patagonia
That pinkish hue is lovely & there are glittery 'gems' along that edge
Photos don't do it justice
It's stunning <3
#HouseDomme
Anyway, it was a bit hot here yesterday
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Anyway, it was a bit hot here yesterday
When you've had chemo & your hair grows back everyone who knows tells you how great it looks
Obviously I can't trust any of them
But when someone who doesn't know tells me my hair looks great, & adds a comparison to Annie Lennox, well, that's a different story
WHY YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH! <3
Obviously I can't trust any of them
But when someone who doesn't know tells me my hair looks great, & adds a comparison to Annie Lennox, well, that's a different story
WHY YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH! <3
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When you've had chemo & your hair grows back everyone who knows tells you how great it looks
Obviously I can't trust any of them
But when someone who doesn't know tells me my hair looks great, & adds a comparison to Annie Lennox, well, that's a different story
WHY YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH! <3
Obviously I can't trust any of them
But when someone who doesn't know tells me my hair looks great, & adds a comparison to Annie Lennox, well, that's a different story
WHY YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH! <3
Eesha went for her first swim (ever?) :)
She was on the Long Red Leash of Privilege & saw a seagull bobbing about on the river
It took off & she ran in, out of her depth
She is NOT a good swimmer, all paws splashing water into her face
She didn't freak out, just splashy-swam back
So brave 🥰
She was on the Long Red Leash of Privilege & saw a seagull bobbing about on the river
It took off & she ran in, out of her depth
She is NOT a good swimmer, all paws splashing water into her face
She didn't freak out, just splashy-swam back
So brave 🥰
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Eesha went for her first swim (ever?) :)
She was on the Long Red Leash of Privilege & saw a seagull bobbing about on the river
It took off & she ran in, out of her depth
She is NOT a good swimmer, all paws splashing water into her face
She didn't freak out, just splashy-swam back
So brave 🥰
She was on the Long Red Leash of Privilege & saw a seagull bobbing about on the river
It took off & she ran in, out of her depth
She is NOT a good swimmer, all paws splashing water into her face
She didn't freak out, just splashy-swam back
So brave 🥰
For those who asked, this is the Very Much Marble slab: So gorgeous :/
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
For those who asked, this is the Very Much Marble slab: So gorgeous :/
Eesha is a pretty pretty princess 🥰🥰
October 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Eesha is a pretty pretty princess 🥰🥰
Went to look at some natural stone slabs, small shop, first time I got to talk to the actual stone guy
Mentioned the fabricators my cabinet-maker recommended: They did NOT inspire confidence in handling natural stone when I met w them
Him: LOL no [big chat about it]
Meanwhile, on reddit :D
Mentioned the fabricators my cabinet-maker recommended: They did NOT inspire confidence in handling natural stone when I met w them
Him: LOL no [big chat about it]
Meanwhile, on reddit :D
October 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Went to look at some natural stone slabs, small shop, first time I got to talk to the actual stone guy
Mentioned the fabricators my cabinet-maker recommended: They did NOT inspire confidence in handling natural stone when I met w them
Him: LOL no [big chat about it]
Meanwhile, on reddit :D
Mentioned the fabricators my cabinet-maker recommended: They did NOT inspire confidence in handling natural stone when I met w them
Him: LOL no [big chat about it]
Meanwhile, on reddit :D
I finally, FINALLY, bought, built, and put up a permanent screen on my deck: It's the only side I have neighbours
It's timber-look aluminium because I'm a lazy cow and will never, NEVAAAAR, maintain real wood
I forgot some screws because REASONS. I'm sure they're not important :P
#HouseDomme
It's timber-look aluminium because I'm a lazy cow and will never, NEVAAAAR, maintain real wood
I forgot some screws because REASONS. I'm sure they're not important :P
#HouseDomme
October 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I finally, FINALLY, bought, built, and put up a permanent screen on my deck: It's the only side I have neighbours
It's timber-look aluminium because I'm a lazy cow and will never, NEVAAAAR, maintain real wood
I forgot some screws because REASONS. I'm sure they're not important :P
#HouseDomme
It's timber-look aluminium because I'm a lazy cow and will never, NEVAAAAR, maintain real wood
I forgot some screws because REASONS. I'm sure they're not important :P
#HouseDomme
It's available, yes
I made the mistake of properly looking around & getting wow'd by so many truly gorgeous natural options
I mean, look at this stunning quartzite in a mockup of my new kitchen <3
Give me an engineered stone that looks like this & I'll take it in a heartbeat :)
I made the mistake of properly looking around & getting wow'd by so many truly gorgeous natural options
I mean, look at this stunning quartzite in a mockup of my new kitchen <3
Give me an engineered stone that looks like this & I'll take it in a heartbeat :)
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's available, yes
I made the mistake of properly looking around & getting wow'd by so many truly gorgeous natural options
I mean, look at this stunning quartzite in a mockup of my new kitchen <3
Give me an engineered stone that looks like this & I'll take it in a heartbeat :)
I made the mistake of properly looking around & getting wow'd by so many truly gorgeous natural options
I mean, look at this stunning quartzite in a mockup of my new kitchen <3
Give me an engineered stone that looks like this & I'll take it in a heartbeat :)
Fully immersed in kitchen reno decisions & redecisions (is SO a word!)
The cabinet finishes I finally chose add $4000 to the cost
WTAF?!
I did a tumeric test on the standard & high-end finishes
Guess which is which :D
Just saved myself a bunch of money
Go me :)
#HouseDomme
The cabinet finishes I finally chose add $4000 to the cost
WTAF?!
I did a tumeric test on the standard & high-end finishes
Guess which is which :D
Just saved myself a bunch of money
Go me :)
#HouseDomme
October 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fully immersed in kitchen reno decisions & redecisions (is SO a word!)
The cabinet finishes I finally chose add $4000 to the cost
WTAF?!
I did a tumeric test on the standard & high-end finishes
Guess which is which :D
Just saved myself a bunch of money
Go me :)
#HouseDomme
The cabinet finishes I finally chose add $4000 to the cost
WTAF?!
I did a tumeric test on the standard & high-end finishes
Guess which is which :D
Just saved myself a bunch of money
Go me :)
#HouseDomme
I have to make a decision on my kitchen benchtop stone
Me before really looking around: Eh, that low spec engineered mineral stone is fine
Me now: WHY YES, THAT RIDICULOUSLY EXORBITANT PRICE FOR NATURAL QUARTZITE SEEMS PERFECTLY REASONABLE!
#HouseDomme
Me before really looking around: Eh, that low spec engineered mineral stone is fine
Me now: WHY YES, THAT RIDICULOUSLY EXORBITANT PRICE FOR NATURAL QUARTZITE SEEMS PERFECTLY REASONABLE!
#HouseDomme
October 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I have to make a decision on my kitchen benchtop stone
Me before really looking around: Eh, that low spec engineered mineral stone is fine
Me now: WHY YES, THAT RIDICULOUSLY EXORBITANT PRICE FOR NATURAL QUARTZITE SEEMS PERFECTLY REASONABLE!
#HouseDomme
Me before really looking around: Eh, that low spec engineered mineral stone is fine
Me now: WHY YES, THAT RIDICULOUSLY EXORBITANT PRICE FOR NATURAL QUARTZITE SEEMS PERFECTLY REASONABLE!
#HouseDomme
Thinking about this external back door so I have more light in the laundry
Brain: Yeah but it's GLASS, that's so risky!! Really bad idea
Me: Oh. Good point, brain
...
...
Wait...I already have huge floor to ceiling glass deck doors!
HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT THAT, BRAIN?!
Brain: 🤷🤷
Brain: Yeah but it's GLASS, that's so risky!! Really bad idea
Me: Oh. Good point, brain
...
...
Wait...I already have huge floor to ceiling glass deck doors!
HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT THAT, BRAIN?!
Brain: 🤷🤷
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thinking about this external back door so I have more light in the laundry
Brain: Yeah but it's GLASS, that's so risky!! Really bad idea
Me: Oh. Good point, brain
...
...
Wait...I already have huge floor to ceiling glass deck doors!
HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT THAT, BRAIN?!
Brain: 🤷🤷
Brain: Yeah but it's GLASS, that's so risky!! Really bad idea
Me: Oh. Good point, brain
...
...
Wait...I already have huge floor to ceiling glass deck doors!
HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT THAT, BRAIN?!
Brain: 🤷🤷
I'm shortlisting potential kitchen benchtop stone before I go to a showroom
I want bright white with flowing veins, hints of gold
The website product pics: Ooh, so pretty!!
The sample: WTAF is this hideous thing?!
Every. Single. Time
LOL
#HouseDomme
I want bright white with flowing veins, hints of gold
The website product pics: Ooh, so pretty!!
The sample: WTAF is this hideous thing?!
Every. Single. Time
LOL
#HouseDomme
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm shortlisting potential kitchen benchtop stone before I go to a showroom
I want bright white with flowing veins, hints of gold
The website product pics: Ooh, so pretty!!
The sample: WTAF is this hideous thing?!
Every. Single. Time
LOL
#HouseDomme
I want bright white with flowing veins, hints of gold
The website product pics: Ooh, so pretty!!
The sample: WTAF is this hideous thing?!
Every. Single. Time
LOL
#HouseDomme
Sanded & primed interior of the door & all the trim: Looks fine for shit DIY :)
Also primed the inside of the back door & trim which had also been subject to Eskie's wrath
#HouseDomme
Also primed the inside of the back door & trim which had also been subject to Eskie's wrath
#HouseDomme
September 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Sanded & primed interior of the door & all the trim: Looks fine for shit DIY :)
Also primed the inside of the back door & trim which had also been subject to Eskie's wrath
#HouseDomme
Also primed the inside of the back door & trim which had also been subject to Eskie's wrath
#HouseDomme
Ah, fuck it. I just filled it
If I can sand, refill, resand & get a subpar 'Yeah it's shit but nobody will notice' result, it will save lot of bother :P
Crap DIY FTW!
#HouseDomme
If I can sand, refill, resand & get a subpar 'Yeah it's shit but nobody will notice' result, it will save lot of bother :P
Crap DIY FTW!
#HouseDomme
September 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ah, fuck it. I just filled it
If I can sand, refill, resand & get a subpar 'Yeah it's shit but nobody will notice' result, it will save lot of bother :P
Crap DIY FTW!
#HouseDomme
If I can sand, refill, resand & get a subpar 'Yeah it's shit but nobody will notice' result, it will save lot of bother :P
Crap DIY FTW!
#HouseDomme
I was optimistically going to just fill & paint it, but decided it's too far gone
My very-much-loved little Eskie 💔 had Trauma & Separation Anxiety & he had a really good go at it :/
#HouseDomme
My very-much-loved little Eskie 💔 had Trauma & Separation Anxiety & he had a really good go at it :/
#HouseDomme
September 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I was optimistically going to just fill & paint it, but decided it's too far gone
My very-much-loved little Eskie 💔 had Trauma & Separation Anxiety & he had a really good go at it :/
#HouseDomme
My very-much-loved little Eskie 💔 had Trauma & Separation Anxiety & he had a really good go at it :/
#HouseDomme