dr. elliot reid
@fenngh.bsky.social
if u take this seriously ur probably a cockroach
•they/them•
opinions my own/not my employer's. obviously.
•they/them•
opinions my own/not my employer's. obviously.
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dr. elliot reid
@fenngh.bsky.social
· Jun 16
I'm not arguing with a Manchurian candidate with a metal arm and blue eyes. Whatever you say gorgeous
"Did you finish the design for our new weapon?"
"Yes boss, I made the brainwashed soldier's metal arm nice and sexy, lotsa muscles, just like you asked."
"...What"
"Yes boss, I made the brainwashed soldier's metal arm nice and sexy, lotsa muscles, just like you asked."
"...What"
What's it like to not be physically sick to your stomach and restless and insomniatic because of a crush? Asking for a friend 🫠
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
What's it like to not be physically sick to your stomach and restless and insomniatic because of a crush? Asking for a friend 🫠
Reposted by dr. elliot reid
Having strong opinions on the Talmud when you're not Jewish is like having strong opinions on the Bluebook when you're not a lawyer: it's not necessarily wrong, but it raises eyebrows and concerns
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Having strong opinions on the Talmud when you're not Jewish is like having strong opinions on the Bluebook when you're not a lawyer: it's not necessarily wrong, but it raises eyebrows and concerns
There are people leaving the ACNA because they think it's too liberal. You can't make this stuff up.
CW for very infuriating article that dismisses just about every valid concern that's been brought against the church at large the past ~8 years
open.substack.com/pub/anameric...
CW for very infuriating article that dismisses just about every valid concern that's been brought against the church at large the past ~8 years
open.substack.com/pub/anameric...
Something Similar Happened In The ACNA That Happened In The SBC
Theological liberals weaponizing an abuse narrative
open.substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There are people leaving the ACNA because they think it's too liberal. You can't make this stuff up.
CW for very infuriating article that dismisses just about every valid concern that's been brought against the church at large the past ~8 years
open.substack.com/pub/anameric...
CW for very infuriating article that dismisses just about every valid concern that's been brought against the church at large the past ~8 years
open.substack.com/pub/anameric...
I got 3 hours of sleep and I'm about to make it everybody's problem
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
Alt: Elmo fire
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I got 3 hours of sleep and I'm about to make it everybody's problem
I made a grocery list for my autistic father
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I made a grocery list for my autistic father
ME AND YO DAUUUUGHTTAAA
www.youtube.com/shorts/pjEBy...
www.youtube.com/shorts/pjEBy...
@MattyBRaps cmon bro😭 #shorts
YouTube video by coop
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ME AND YO DAUUUUGHTTAAA
www.youtube.com/shorts/pjEBy...
www.youtube.com/shorts/pjEBy...
emotionally tortured son or horny daughter
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
emotionally tortured son or horny daughter
Dawg I'm just gonna buy one of those little LEGO sets for the white elephant tomorrow. Everyone loves LEGOs, right??
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Dawg I'm just gonna buy one of those little LEGO sets for the white elephant tomorrow. Everyone loves LEGOs, right??
I'm getting a hankering to play pool again
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm getting a hankering to play pool again
Guys they found out 🫠 (I made it incredibly obvious and also literally told them)
I'm experiencing a level of gay panic I did not know was possible
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Guys they found out 🫠 (I made it incredibly obvious and also literally told them)
After spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror tonight worrying about the jokes I made and how I was perceived in public, I flipped what's left of my hair and declared, "I have DEPRESSION" to my reflection, and that was that.
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
After spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror tonight worrying about the jokes I made and how I was perceived in public, I flipped what's left of my hair and declared, "I have DEPRESSION" to my reflection, and that was that.
I'm rewatching Scrubs after 10 years and DEAR GOD DOCTOR COX IS SO. FUCKING. HOT I CAN'T TAKE IT
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm rewatching Scrubs after 10 years and DEAR GOD DOCTOR COX IS SO. FUCKING. HOT I CAN'T TAKE IT
I am seeking volunteers who know next to nothing about me to read a short story and provide constructive feedback
It feels like it's missing something, but I (& others I trust) are too close to the content to be able to give proper feedback
I need people who are going into this blind
It feels like it's missing something, but I (& others I trust) are too close to the content to be able to give proper feedback
I need people who are going into this blind
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I am seeking volunteers who know next to nothing about me to read a short story and provide constructive feedback
It feels like it's missing something, but I (& others I trust) are too close to the content to be able to give proper feedback
I need people who are going into this blind
It feels like it's missing something, but I (& others I trust) are too close to the content to be able to give proper feedback
I need people who are going into this blind
Mechanic who hasn't seen me in 2 years asked, "What'd you do to your hair??" when I came in today. Later, he said, "You looked more gorgeous with the blonde hair. Just my opinion."
I have never felt more validated in my choice to avoid/repulse the male gaze
I have never felt more validated in my choice to avoid/repulse the male gaze
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Mechanic who hasn't seen me in 2 years asked, "What'd you do to your hair??" when I came in today. Later, he said, "You looked more gorgeous with the blonde hair. Just my opinion."
I have never felt more validated in my choice to avoid/repulse the male gaze
I have never felt more validated in my choice to avoid/repulse the male gaze
Matt Murdock's rizz needs to be studied
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Matt Murdock's rizz needs to be studied
"go to hell" is basic. "I hope your traumatic emotional experiences turn you into a miniature version of your abuser(s)" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
"go to hell" is basic. "I hope your traumatic emotional experiences turn you into a miniature version of your abuser(s)" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying.
Watching the SLOMW develop eating disorders one by one is... Uh... 😬😬😬
I just want to save them all and tell them they are so beautiful 😭
I just want to save them all and tell them they are so beautiful 😭
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Watching the SLOMW develop eating disorders one by one is... Uh... 😬😬😬
I just want to save them all and tell them they are so beautiful 😭
I just want to save them all and tell them they are so beautiful 😭
Reposted by dr. elliot reid
If you've been in a relationship where at least one of you was very unwell and the other either didn't know what to do or couldn't be bothered to try, "Die My Love" may be a painful watch. If you don't like Pattinson, that's ok, because he does well being awful
"Die My Love" was like an alternate future where my ex (not fenngh) didn't have an abortion and where I'm more broken and more of a dick than I think I am. It was very good, and I never want to see it again.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you've been in a relationship where at least one of you was very unwell and the other either didn't know what to do or couldn't be bothered to try, "Die My Love" may be a painful watch. If you don't like Pattinson, that's ok, because he does well being awful
Trying to overcome the fear of being cringe because, when it really comes down to it, why should I pretend I'm not excited to talk to someone I'd like to talk to? When did portraying any kind of emotional investment become uncool? If I'm happy to talk to you, it'll show.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Trying to overcome the fear of being cringe because, when it really comes down to it, why should I pretend I'm not excited to talk to someone I'd like to talk to? When did portraying any kind of emotional investment become uncool? If I'm happy to talk to you, it'll show.
Every time I eat berries, I think about the time my ex's then-gf was convinced I was trying to seduce my ex/steal them from her while I was busy just living my life, not thinking about her at all, and tweeting scurvy prevention updates like "You ever had some berries that were so delicious??"
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Every time I eat berries, I think about the time my ex's then-gf was convinced I was trying to seduce my ex/steal them from her while I was busy just living my life, not thinking about her at all, and tweeting scurvy prevention updates like "You ever had some berries that were so delicious??"
Getting all giggly in the presence of Zohran Mamdani is so real
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Getting all giggly in the presence of Zohran Mamdani is so real
Flipping off the local megachurches all by yourself beautiful?
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Flipping off the local megachurches all by yourself beautiful?
Idling in the Whole Foods parking lot with the heat running, staring at my phone, very very hungry but with too much social anxiety to be perceived, so I keep thinking about places to get food and then not going
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Idling in the Whole Foods parking lot with the heat running, staring at my phone, very very hungry but with too much social anxiety to be perceived, so I keep thinking about places to get food and then not going