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avi's haggis

@fenngh.bsky.social

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if u take this seriously ur probably a cockroach •they/them• opinions my own/not my employer's. obviously.

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · Sep 2

#newpfp courtesy of my #AmericanTruckSimulator trucksona. He is engaged to one member of a polycule based in Olympia, WA and sends hot pics like this home for his fiance while he's on the road. In turn, his fiance sends nip pics to place on his dash, reminding him what he has to live for.

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 15h

😭😭😭😭😭

avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 16h

I'm 100% intentionally ignoring this song's intended purpose and imagining it's about a T4T relationship

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Wi$h Li$t

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 1d

please help I CANNOT be normal about this

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 1d

Me: what can I do to turn off my brain so it stops obsessing over this crush??? Oh, I know! I'll get a tattoo!

Me: *painfully waits 24+ hours to show crush the tattoo, which is a whale shark*

Crush: Whale sharks are my FAVORITE

Me:

a man is sitting on a couch in a living room with his legs crossed and a telephone on the table .

Alt: Man sitting on a couch staring blankly ahead

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 1d

*gets new tattoo*

*immediately changes profile picture*

avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 1d

A lobster never tells

avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 1d

Who else up tickling they lobster

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 2d

Being extra openly gay today as motivation for others to come out

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 3d

I know exactly where I'm going. I'm heading to the garden section to find another bludgeon for murdering my husband

And then a shovel to bury him

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 3d

It's kinda funny how if you walk around Home Depot with a 20 oz chisel no one will bother talking to you

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 4d

I hate you

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 5d

I need a hammer and chisel

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 5d

Nobody British would pass this challenge

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 5d

Be a Protestant Reformation Figure Without Being Weird Challenge

Luther: failed
Calvin: failed

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 5d

Mfw I'm in an antisemitism contest and my opponent is Martin Luther

a close up of a woman making a funny face with nbc and hulu logos in the background

Alt: Maya Rudolph (I think?) horrified gif

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 5d

This is COMPLETELY NORMAL Neuro typical behavior. NO ONE involved in this situation has the SLIGHTEST TRACE of the tism...

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 5d

Whatchu want bb

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 5d

Fenngh when they have a queer crush: it's time to return to the earth

avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 5d

This is not unrelated to me gathering red dirt from PEI the summer after I found out my girl crush loved Anne of Green Gables. And I put the red dirt in a tiny glass bottle to give to her. But then panicked and now it's still in my room at my parents' house

Gay me really be digging through the soil

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avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 5d

I'm going jasper hunting this weekend so I can find some pretty rocks to give to the subject of this gay panic. I know nothing about rocks but I just found out they like jasper & we have some here locally.

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Everything's fine

avi's haggis @fenngh.bsky.social · 16d

I'm experiencing a level of gay panic I did not know was possible