Pinned
Today, a coworker asked me, as a Texan, if I owned a certain cookbook by some lady he described as the head chef at Neiman Marcus.
I just said "no" but my face must've given something away because he took off quick. 😂
I just said "no" but my face must've given something away because he took off quick. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Today, a coworker asked me, as a Texan, if I owned a certain cookbook by some lady he described as the head chef at Neiman Marcus.
I just said "no" but my face must've given something away because he took off quick. 😂
I just said "no" but my face must've given something away because he took off quick. 😂
Reposted by Gemma Pell
The media is gonna say the Epstein Files were released and leave this part out of it
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The media is gonna say the Epstein Files were released and leave this part out of it
2025 is the year the predators decided to just post through it.
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
2025 is the year the predators decided to just post through it.
It's very telling that neither Summers nor Harvard thinks teaching is a public commitment.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's very telling that neither Summers nor Harvard thinks teaching is a public commitment.
It's not a Ken Burns documentary without a Peter Coyote narration.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's not a Ken Burns documentary without a Peter Coyote narration.
I'm just now noticing the Gay Way duo for the Commanders.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm just now noticing the Gay Way duo for the Commanders.
IRELAND WINS!!
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November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
IRELAND WINS!!
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November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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In case you were thinking of feeling sorry for Summers' wife, read her Wiki page, which has a Jeffrey Epstein section:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisa_N...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisa_N...
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In case you were thinking of feeling sorry for Summers' wife, read her Wiki page, which has a Jeffrey Epstein section:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisa_N...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisa_N...
Once again...
I am really enjoying the chaos in college football this year.
As called by Rich Phillips on SMU radio & heard on the Varsity app:
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Once again...
Somehow I managed to schedule an MRI on a rainy day.
There's a storm coming...
There's a storm coming...
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Somehow I managed to schedule an MRI on a rainy day.
There's a storm coming...
There's a storm coming...
They started scoring after I turned on the game.
You're welcome, aggy.
You're welcome, aggy.
The Aggies are getting Cock-slapped?
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They started scoring after I turned on the game.
You're welcome, aggy.
You're welcome, aggy.
The Aggies are getting Cock-slapped?
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Aggies are getting Cock-slapped?
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
This Rockets court is really something
a young boy is holding a knife and writing on a door that says reach
ALT: a young boy is holding a knife and writing on a door that says reach
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This Rockets court is really something
Reposted by Gemma Pell
NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
Matthew Macfayden makes me chuckle every time I hear him in an American accent.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Matthew Macfayden makes me chuckle every time I hear him in an American accent.
Mariners fans right now
a little girl in a pink jacket is laying on the ground in leaves .
ALT: a little girl in a pink jacket is laying on the ground in leaves .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mariners fans right now
Aaron Judge wearing his Halloween costume tonight apparently.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Aaron Judge wearing his Halloween costume tonight apparently.
The great thing about tonight's AL MVP announcement is that it's guaranteed to set off a vocal and often annoying fanbase with massive overreactions.
So no matter who loses, I win. 😈
So no matter who loses, I win. 😈
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The great thing about tonight's AL MVP announcement is that it's guaranteed to set off a vocal and often annoying fanbase with massive overreactions.
So no matter who loses, I win. 😈
So no matter who loses, I win. 😈
Pay us and treat us equally and we'll stop ruining your shit.
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Pay us and treat us equally and we'll stop ruining your shit.
This sounds like something my dog would do. 😂
Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This sounds like something my dog would do. 😂
Broken clocks . . . .
Justice Gorsuch argues that the Supreme Court should overturn precedent that gives Congress near-absolute power over the internal affairs of tribes. Only Justice Thomas—who typically disagrees with Gorsuch on these issues—joins him. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Broken clocks . . . .