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He/They
SF Bay Area
Enthusiastically Exothermic
This Is Just To Say

I have stolen
the mandolins
that were in
the music store

and which
you were probably
trying
to sell

forgive me
I been drunk
merry christmas
you are good man

--

Although, "summoning all my feet fleetness" has its own inverted poetry.

nypost.com/2025/12/27/u...
Tipsy thief allegedly steals 2 mandolins from NJ music store, returns them with note saying ‘I been drunk’
He didn’t want to face the music.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Essentially an enormous cream puff.
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
There was a time when I worried about centring the designs on the base layer. This time is not that time.
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Dude finally washes the scraggly grey bathrobe he's been traipsing around in for months and everybody treats it like a miracle.
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Admittedly, this includes the post-surgical convalescence but, still, I should probably get out more.
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
*And* it features a remarkably plausible implementation of the air force holding a bake sale to buy a new bomber.
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Can we work in some car analogies? Maybe some sports?

... Car sports?
December 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ah, the Mission District, well-known for its complete absence of obstructions to low-flying autonomous aircraft.

Completely renowned for it, really.
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Don't worry, we're just using it for placeholder text.
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM