The site's currently getting the Hug of Death, but a shared reminder to self to do some xmas shopping later.

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.

Deep Rock Galactic Survivors is a single-stick Vampire Survivors-like, with a bit more emphasis on tactics and a lovely upgrade and gear tree now that it's out of early access, while still being fairly pain med brain fog-friendly if you don't crank the difficulty too much.

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads:

“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”

Discovered in Turkey

Happy Little Sunflower

Feel like, as a society, we might consider moving Halloween to the last Friday in October (observed.) Vibes truly immaculate tonight.

they made an offscreen TikTok husband you can buy

Let's talk about barreleye fishes in family Opisthoproctidae. Take a minute to take in the image below.

What look like 'eyes' above the tiny toothless mouth are in fact chemosensory organs equivalent to nostrils.

The EYES are the green domes INSIDE THE TRANSPARENT HEAD. And they look *up*...

There were some legs trunkless and stone

Whose visage, all shattered, did frown

"Look on my works, ye mighty," it said

But despair would not enter my head

For the far, level sands stretched alone.

Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"

this whole article is BONKERS. men are so far from okay that I think it's fair to say that a significant proportion of them are experiencing what you'd almost have to call a mass psychotic break

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.

Interviewer: how do you feel about your performance

Ohtani: Fuck off I have to pitch tomorrow don't you have a family to go home to

*pause*

Interpreter: I feel great

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

You had me up until "ballistic-gel dummies."

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.

Is... Is that incontinent incompetent wearing tan khakis tucked into hi-tops?

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kaiju eating Cybertrucks like French perverts eating ortolan buntings, is this anything

Not beating the allegations