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yayo74.bsky.social
El Gilipolloceno.
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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yayo74.bsky.social
La ciencia confirma que los chimpancés son más inteligentes que cualquier evangélico.
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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tortondo.bsky.social
- Abro el periódico y de pronto leo un titular:
"Se ha muerto Tejero".
- ¿El intérprete del mítico Emilio, el portero de Desengaño 21, en "Aquí no hay quien viva"? ¿el de "un poquito de por favor"?
- No hombre no, el guardia civil golpista, el de "Al suelo todo el mundo".
- ¡Ah, que le den por culo!
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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wafflecut.bsky.social
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024 INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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usagi2099.bsky.social
Recuerdo haber leído cómo, a medida que terminaba la época de las revistas de comic en los kioscos, uno podía ver cuál era la próxima que iba a cerrar porque empezaban a sacar cada vez más tetas en la portada en un intento desesperado por recuperar lectores. Nunca funcionó.
Me he acordado de pronto
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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frunobulax.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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redforgemusic.com
"Estuve esperando 4 horas y no quedan
Funkos" es la frase que, para mí, va a resumir mi percepción sobre esta experiencia.
hempfreud.bsky.social Hempfreud @hempfreud.bsky.social · Sep 25
Va bien la comic con
September 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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rebeccarhelm.bsky.social
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
fborras.bsky.social
Vaya con el fracaso güoque o nosequé.

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jamesgunn.bsky.social James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · Sep 3
Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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August 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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labuzamovies.com
August 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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andressanchis.bsky.social
Siempre en mente.
July 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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gothgf.rip
Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
This Is What True Crime Podcasters Fantasise About 24/7
Four panel comic Panel 1: A true crime podcaster stands behind police tape looking in on a crime scene. A worn out looking detective stands in the foreground. Podcaster: Oh I’m sure you’ve got the situation under control detective. After all, you ARE the professional. Panel 2: Podcaster: The last thing you need is an amateur like me getting in the way. But before I go, just tell me one thing. Have you checked for… Panel 3: Close up on podcaster: FINGERPRINTS? Panel 4: Detective: FUCK Forensic Pathologist, tending to dead body: DAMMIT FRANK HE BESTED YA AGIN
November 30, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
screengrab from spock's brain (star trek). spock is in the center standing calmly. kirk, bones, and scotty are all doubled over in agony. i've photoshopped an electric guitar into bones' hands, a bass into kirk's. a drumset is in front of scotty. a nord electro 6 is on a stand in front of spock.
April 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
fborras.bsky.social
Daredevil estrenada hace 3 horas y aún no me he comido un spoiler, ni un youtuber retrasado con gorra en interior ha venido a explicármela. ¿Qué pasa? ¿Todos bien?
March 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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denniselazul.bsky.social
"El problema de tener una mente abierta es que la gente insiste en entrar dentro y poner allí sus cosas."

Terry Pratchett
February 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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arisquetaigea.bsky.social
Muchas personas almacenan en su bodega vinos que ni siquiera han abierto:
elpais.com EL PAÍS @elpais.com · Feb 6
Muchas personas almacenan en su biblioteca tomos que ni siquiera han ojeado. A este fenómeno ya le dieron un término en Japón en el siglo XIX: tsundoku. O, en otras palabras, el hábito de comprar libros y acumularlos sin llegar a leerlos
El fenómeno ‘tsundoku’ o cómo hemos normalizado acumular libros que no leeremos
Esta palabra japonesa describe un hábito que, sin saberlo, realizan muchos lectores cada vez que adquieren nuevos ejemplares cuando tienen títulos aún pendientes
elpais.com
February 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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dieg0cp.bsky.social
Conviene recordar que una mierda + lego = mierda
November 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM