AJ
@fauxname.bsky.social
Motorsports enthusiast. Wrench turner. Heel toe shifter. Hockey Fan. Music listener. I can smoke a nice pork shoulder.
Jarry sucks. Not an ounce of clutch in that guy's game.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Jarry sucks. Not an ounce of clutch in that guy's game.
Started a re-watch of Mad Men. I forgot how many cigarettes were killed in the making of this show.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Started a re-watch of Mad Men. I forgot how many cigarettes were killed in the making of this show.
On a snowy day like this, I'm thankful that I bought a set of new tires last month. They are still sitting in the basement waiting to be mounted on rims, but nevertheless.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
On a snowy day like this, I'm thankful that I bought a set of new tires last month. They are still sitting in the basement waiting to be mounted on rims, but nevertheless.
I don't know, gang. I think they should extend Tomlin so we get another decade of this unwatchable slop. Really frees up your Sundays to do other stuff.
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I don't know, gang. I think they should extend Tomlin so we get another decade of this unwatchable slop. Really frees up your Sundays to do other stuff.
I often think about how boring local sports broadcasts are these days without personalities like Mike Lange. Just a bunch of nothing burgers with barely any charisma trying to make a sleeper of a Pens/Blue Jackets game seem interesting.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I often think about how boring local sports broadcasts are these days without personalities like Mike Lange. Just a bunch of nothing burgers with barely any charisma trying to make a sleeper of a Pens/Blue Jackets game seem interesting.
I have raged against the one-time code no fewer than four times this week. That's a four-time rage.
Do not ask me how I would like to receive my one-time code. I do not like this at all. I would like to log off.
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have raged against the one-time code no fewer than four times this week. That's a four-time rage.
Already regretting my decision to attempt to stay awake for this dumb F1 race.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Already regretting my decision to attempt to stay awake for this dumb F1 race.
I'm not really an Xs and Os guy, can someone explain why Merril Hoge was in coverage here?
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm not really an Xs and Os guy, can someone explain why Merril Hoge was in coverage here?
My dad always said he had two favorite college football teams: Pitt and whoever was playing Notre Dame.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My dad always said he had two favorite college football teams: Pitt and whoever was playing Notre Dame.
I'm currently in the process of switching from Amazon Music to Apple Music, and boy howdy I didn't realize switching streaming services was this much of a chore.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm currently in the process of switching from Amazon Music to Apple Music, and boy howdy I didn't realize switching streaming services was this much of a chore.
One of the low key enjoyments of watching an afternoon hockey game is counting the number of times the broadcast crew says "tonight". Gotta feel for them spending all their professional lives in a building without windows or daylight.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One of the low key enjoyments of watching an afternoon hockey game is counting the number of times the broadcast crew says "tonight". Gotta feel for them spending all their professional lives in a building without windows or daylight.
At least then maybe the NHL will stop burying it behind a paywall?
Penguins-Capitals still has the same juice. It is going to suck when the big guys retire.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
At least then maybe the NHL will stop burying it behind a paywall?
This is just going to lead to a wave of propelled sandwich crime, you guys.
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is just going to lead to a wave of propelled sandwich crime, you guys.
Watching the Crosby/Malkin line have dominant shifts makes me really wonder why Sullivan was so vehemently opposed to putting them together.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Watching the Crosby/Malkin line have dominant shifts makes me really wonder why Sullivan was so vehemently opposed to putting them together.
Currently hiding out with all the lights turned off because a bag of fun sized Snickers costs half a paycheck in this economy and you just can't be giving that shit away.
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Currently hiding out with all the lights turned off because a bag of fun sized Snickers costs half a paycheck in this economy and you just can't be giving that shit away.
If you hate data centers and like race tracks, maybe visit savepittrace.org and sign the petition? Thanks.
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you hate data centers and like race tracks, maybe visit savepittrace.org and sign the petition? Thanks.
This split screen on ESPN during an OY game makes me want to throw my TV into a Roy Rogers Fixins Bar.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This split screen on ESPN during an OY game makes me want to throw my TV into a Roy Rogers Fixins Bar.
I'm not on social media as much as I used to be, but I feel like I haven't seen enough people complaining about those awful Verizon ads with no sound.
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm not on social media as much as I used to be, but I feel like I haven't seen enough people complaining about those awful Verizon ads with no sound.
Penguins playing this Thursday night game like Mike Tomlin is coaching them.
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Penguins playing this Thursday night game like Mike Tomlin is coaching them.
What in the blessed saint of the Walmart discount rack are these jerseys the Penguins are wearing?
October 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What in the blessed saint of the Walmart discount rack are these jerseys the Penguins are wearing?
In fairness to Mike Sullivan's game preparation, he's never seen a Pittsburgh team with rookies getting ice time.
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
In fairness to Mike Sullivan's game preparation, he's never seen a Pittsburgh team with rookies getting ice time.
Somebody clearly needs to make a Brazeau shake.
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Somebody clearly needs to make a Brazeau shake.
I particularly love the first hockey game of the season simply because of the amount of times I say "who the fuck was that guy?" out loud. Ol' number 16, that's who!
October 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I particularly love the first hockey game of the season simply because of the amount of times I say "who the fuck was that guy?" out loud. Ol' number 16, that's who!
Me explaining the new reading device I just purchased on Prime Day.
Kindel has good speed. He can really book.
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Me explaining the new reading device I just purchased on Prime Day.