ja-el
@faticshock.bsky.social
they/them
- contains 2% juice -
*unnecessary falsetto*
cash/Venmo - disengranted
- contains 2% juice -
*unnecessary falsetto*
cash/Venmo - disengranted
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ja-el
@faticshock.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Queer
Non-Binary
Gamer
I won’t stop singing
Reluctant weeb
Comic enjoyer
Slut/SW friendly
Musical Theater fan
Will yell about ANYTHING
Single mom who works two jobs
Loves her kids and never stops
Gentle hands
Heart of a fighter
Non-Binary
Gamer
I won’t stop singing
Reluctant weeb
Comic enjoyer
Slut/SW friendly
Musical Theater fan
Will yell about ANYTHING
Single mom who works two jobs
Loves her kids and never stops
Gentle hands
Heart of a fighter
My partner describing what current beyblade mascot art look like:
“They look like those stickers of Calvin pissing on stuff.”
“They look like truck nuts.”
“They look like what dad rock sounds like.”
“They look like those stickers of Calvin pissing on stuff.”
“They look like truck nuts.”
“They look like what dad rock sounds like.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
My partner describing what current beyblade mascot art look like:
“They look like those stickers of Calvin pissing on stuff.”
“They look like truck nuts.”
“They look like what dad rock sounds like.”
“They look like those stickers of Calvin pissing on stuff.”
“They look like truck nuts.”
“They look like what dad rock sounds like.”
Me after the Beyblade Tournament today
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Me after the Beyblade Tournament today
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Job offer!!
I’m helping a PBS series look for a social media manager/content creator for an upcoming promotional campaign. The start date is ASAP, and a project timeline that currently goes to July.
This is for a series on American Muslim history, so candidates with cultural familiarity preferred!
I’m helping a PBS series look for a social media manager/content creator for an upcoming promotional campaign. The start date is ASAP, and a project timeline that currently goes to July.
This is for a series on American Muslim history, so candidates with cultural familiarity preferred!
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Job offer!!
I’m helping a PBS series look for a social media manager/content creator for an upcoming promotional campaign. The start date is ASAP, and a project timeline that currently goes to July.
This is for a series on American Muslim history, so candidates with cultural familiarity preferred!
I’m helping a PBS series look for a social media manager/content creator for an upcoming promotional campaign. The start date is ASAP, and a project timeline that currently goes to July.
This is for a series on American Muslim history, so candidates with cultural familiarity preferred!
And if I said Midnight Sun bodies Abracadabra y’all gon look at me crazy?
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 AM
And if I said Midnight Sun bodies Abracadabra y’all gon look at me crazy?
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doctor: I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to amputate at both ankles
me: well, that’s terrible news, but nothing can defeat me
doctor: I’ve just told you that I can
me: well, that’s terrible news, but nothing can defeat me
doctor: I’ve just told you that I can
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
doctor: I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to amputate at both ankles
me: well, that’s terrible news, but nothing can defeat me
doctor: I’ve just told you that I can
me: well, that’s terrible news, but nothing can defeat me
doctor: I’ve just told you that I can
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I can’t wait for Erika Kirk to announce her brand deal with Gushers
January 27, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I can’t wait for Erika Kirk to announce her brand deal with Gushers
Get me out of this god forsaken ice prison.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Get me out of this god forsaken ice prison.
This newest episode of D20 is so touching that I genuinely feel like I’m taking fucking psychic damage. I am UNWELL. This show is so good. #dimension20 #dropout #dnd
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This newest episode of D20 is so touching that I genuinely feel like I’m taking fucking psychic damage. I am UNWELL. This show is so good. #dimension20 #dropout #dnd
If I see someone I haven’t talked to in like 10 years post an engagement/wedding, sonogram pictures, or a whole ass baby and my first instinct isn’t to go “aw yay” they’re getting unfollowed. No shade. I just don’t know you anymore/ don’t know you like that.
January 20, 2026 at 10:44 AM
If I see someone I haven’t talked to in like 10 years post an engagement/wedding, sonogram pictures, or a whole ass baby and my first instinct isn’t to go “aw yay” they’re getting unfollowed. No shade. I just don’t know you anymore/ don’t know you like that.
I just found out that The Beauty got adapted into an FX series and I’m so upset because I love that comic and hate like 70% of these actors.
January 13, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I just found out that The Beauty got adapted into an FX series and I’m so upset because I love that comic and hate like 70% of these actors.
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“Everything will work out” I say to myself for the millionth time
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 AM
“Everything will work out” I say to myself for the millionth time
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“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!”
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!”
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
Ima be real. I really don’t understand when people send you pictures of their dogs or their babies with no context.
January 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Ima be real. I really don’t understand when people send you pictures of their dogs or their babies with no context.
Hey so if you’ve cut someone out of your life, you’re allowed to do so. Keeping tabs on them via social media is fucking bizarre to me.
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hey so if you’ve cut someone out of your life, you’re allowed to do so. Keeping tabs on them via social media is fucking bizarre to me.
Oh me? No I’m reacting totally normally to being entirely overstimulated and logging into Fortnite to blow off steam only to be met with a fucking HARRY POTTER COLLAB AND UI CHANGE.
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh me? No I’m reacting totally normally to being entirely overstimulated and logging into Fortnite to blow off steam only to be met with a fucking HARRY POTTER COLLAB AND UI CHANGE.
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Plur1bus is a show about being morally right in every way. But being such an asshole about it, and stubborn and unlikeable that you are damn near the antagonist and have caused more harm than any good...
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Plur1bus is a show about being morally right in every way. But being such an asshole about it, and stubborn and unlikeable that you are damn near the antagonist and have caused more harm than any good...
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I haven’t seen the Diddy doc yet, but the responses so far remind me of an eternal truth.
Diddy was able to terrorize people for 30 years for the same reason Chris Brown still has a career. As long as we’re entertained enough, and as long as the beat is fire, we will overlook anything.
Diddy was able to terrorize people for 30 years for the same reason Chris Brown still has a career. As long as we’re entertained enough, and as long as the beat is fire, we will overlook anything.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I haven’t seen the Diddy doc yet, but the responses so far remind me of an eternal truth.
Diddy was able to terrorize people for 30 years for the same reason Chris Brown still has a career. As long as we’re entertained enough, and as long as the beat is fire, we will overlook anything.
Diddy was able to terrorize people for 30 years for the same reason Chris Brown still has a career. As long as we’re entertained enough, and as long as the beat is fire, we will overlook anything.
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Not content with killing suicidal teens, the serial killer moves on to his next round of victims
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Not content with killing suicidal teens, the serial killer moves on to his next round of victims
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Yall gon shit up your back like an infant eating this.
This is retaliation for every gross food picture @jongraywb.bsky.social has ever posted.
Y’all come eat.
Y’all come eat.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Yall gon shit up your back like an infant eating this.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
I generally don't trust you if your immediate political gotcha is to talk poorly about the south and how terrible and uneducated it is. Doubly so, if you fix your face to talk shit about Appalachia and have never been there.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I generally don't trust you if your immediate political gotcha is to talk poorly about the south and how terrible and uneducated it is. Doubly so, if you fix your face to talk shit about Appalachia and have never been there.
If I had a nickel for each time @skatunenetwork.bsky.social has come up in casual conversation with friends, I'd have like a solid pocket-ful of nickels.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If I had a nickel for each time @skatunenetwork.bsky.social has come up in casual conversation with friends, I'd have like a solid pocket-ful of nickels.
KJ Apa as Mr. Fantasy being in the Macy's parade is sending me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
KJ Apa as Mr. Fantasy being in the Macy's parade is sending me.
Ok but how y'all get the bad ending without intentionally doing so? Huh?!?! Y'all just out here being dickheads??
Dispatch was really fun after all eight episodes. Had a few story qualms but tbh minimally. Waterboy my white son tho. I'll accept no slander.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ok but how y'all get the bad ending without intentionally doing so? Huh?!?! Y'all just out here being dickheads??
Dispatch was really fun after all eight episodes. Had a few story qualms but tbh minimally. Waterboy my white son tho. I'll accept no slander.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dispatch was really fun after all eight episodes. Had a few story qualms but tbh minimally. Waterboy my white son tho. I'll accept no slander.