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@fartsandwich.bsky.social
Celebrity chef. Worst food writer ever at The Takeout. Also: Serious Eats, Thrillist, Bon Appétit, Dill, and I'm not actually a celebrity chef. Bye
remember when dudes were dipping their nuts in soy sauce because someone on tiktok told them they'd be able to taste it through their balls
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
remember when dudes were dipping their nuts in soy sauce because someone on tiktok told them they'd be able to taste it through their balls
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“‘This is the kind of thing I imagine rats eat,’ she said, shaking her head and walking away.” foodisstupid.substack.com/p/evil-pizza
Evil pizza
we tried the worst pizza topping combination known to man
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“‘This is the kind of thing I imagine rats eat,’ she said, shaking her head and walking away.” foodisstupid.substack.com/p/evil-pizza
just a reminder, it's time to start thawing your turkey for thanksgiving
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
just a reminder, it's time to start thawing your turkey for thanksgiving
dow jones industrial ballsack
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
dow jones industrial ballsack
Don't worry, guys, AI still can't figure out buttholes or how to keep a troll from skirting the rules
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Don't worry, guys, AI still can't figure out buttholes or how to keep a troll from skirting the rules
The dryest Thanksgiving spread I've ever seen, probably choked down with a big gulp of hatred
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The dryest Thanksgiving spread I've ever seen, probably choked down with a big gulp of hatred
this thanksgiving weekend i am thankful for my ballsack. and yours. i am an award-winning food writer thank you
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
this thanksgiving weekend i am thankful for my ballsack. and yours. i am an award-winning food writer thank you
merry christmas
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
merry christmas
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This is vile and hilarious. Happy Thanksgiving!
You guys can all rest now. I found the worst possible combination of pizza toppings thanks to a random Reddit user...and then I tried it.
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
Evil pizza
we tried the worst pizza topping combination known to man
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This is vile and hilarious. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Oh my god….
You guys can all rest now. I found the worst possible combination of pizza toppings thanks to a random Reddit user...and then I tried it.
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
Evil pizza
we tried the worst pizza topping combination known to man
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh my god….
You guys can all rest now. I found the worst possible combination of pizza toppings thanks to a random Reddit user...and then I tried it.
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
Evil pizza
we tried the worst pizza topping combination known to man
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You guys can all rest now. I found the worst possible combination of pizza toppings thanks to a random Reddit user...and then I tried it.
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
they call it "stuffing" because you're supposed to stuff the whole turkey up your ass
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
they call it "stuffing" because you're supposed to stuff the whole turkey up your ass
my balls humbly accept all 3 michelin stars
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
my balls humbly accept all 3 michelin stars
Five Nights at Freddy Got Fingered
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Five Nights at Freddy Got Fingered
guys this thread is awesome
looked up the Baja Blast pie ingredients and it definitely is just flavored cool whip
we can do better
I can do better
stay tuned
we can do better
I can do better
stay tuned
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
guys this thread is awesome
I'm on the intermittent farting diet
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm on the intermittent farting diet
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Here in Chicago we’re really into molecular gastronomy as evidenced here 😹 @fartsandwich.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
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Shrimp cocktail
inspired by shrimp cocktail
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Here in Chicago we’re really into molecular gastronomy as evidenced here 😹 @fartsandwich.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
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This should absolutely be an actual cocktail at a surf & turf spot.
Shrimp cocktail. Wait a second. SHRIMP COCKTAIL!!!
Shrimp cocktail
inspired by shrimp cocktail
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This should absolutely be an actual cocktail at a surf & turf spot.
Shrimp cocktail. Wait a second. SHRIMP COCKTAIL!!!
Shrimp cocktail
inspired by shrimp cocktail
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Shrimp cocktail. Wait a second. SHRIMP COCKTAIL!!!
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
I'm going for the Crown Jewels. Who's in?
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm going for the Crown Jewels. Who's in?
Wife, upon waking up: "Are male ballerinas called ballerinos?"
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wife, upon waking up: "Are male ballerinas called ballerinos?"
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OH MY GOSH, IT'S @fartsandwich.bsky.social! This is the crossover I didn't know I needed today. www.instagram.com/reel/DQSNHg5...
cookinwithcongress on Instagram: "Eating like YOU, lAmerica, and this one is a WEIRD one . I feel comfortable saying that because the food writer featured spends the…"
Eating like YOU, lAmerica, and this one is a WEIRD one . I feel comfortable saying that because the food writer featured spends their time concocting insane food combinations for a living, so me calling pepperoni and mozzarella a a salmon hand roll wierd isn’t offensive to them, it’s just accurate. Man, what a fun day though. Really got into the late night salad and the pizza roll, like it kinda works. Kind of. Food is indeed sometimes stupid, and you know I’m always here for that. FUN day.
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October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
OH MY GOSH, IT'S @fartsandwich.bsky.social! This is the crossover I didn't know I needed today. www.instagram.com/reel/DQSNHg5...
Passin' out stool samples at Costco
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Passin' out stool samples at Costco