Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman.bsky.social
Person of disinterest,
Färeed the Böthersöme,
Miles More-Illest,
Twitter-Won Savage
TwoFifteen
Färeed the Böthersöme,
Miles More-Illest,
Twitter-Won Savage
TwoFifteen
People repeating what I just told them but in the form of a question really irritates me. Like if I say "I need to run an errand" and the response is "oh you have to run an errand?", wtf just happened in their brain
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
People repeating what I just told them but in the form of a question really irritates me. Like if I say "I need to run an errand" and the response is "oh you have to run an errand?", wtf just happened in their brain
Everything is fine, just rats jumping ship.
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Everything is fine, just rats jumping ship.
"Hey, they told me that your IG caption said you were 'so high god was in coach behind you'? Get up, let's go talk about that real quick."
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Hey, they told me that your IG caption said you were 'so high god was in coach behind you'? Get up, let's go talk about that real quick."
Every person in the delivery room waiting to see who would say it first:
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Every person in the delivery room waiting to see who would say it first:
Me, ignoring all the Black Friday emails until I have to just block the sender:
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me, ignoring all the Black Friday emails until I have to just block the sender:
Me, looking directly into the souls of you people who couldn't wait for fall the first time a snowflake hits my sidewalk:
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me, looking directly into the souls of you people who couldn't wait for fall the first time a snowflake hits my sidewalk:
Me, excited for my turn when they're going around the table to ask what everyone is thankful for the year that man dies:
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me, excited for my turn when they're going around the table to ask what everyone is thankful for the year that man dies:
Fitness influencers posting about how they're going to work off the extra 7 tofu calories from Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow morning
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fitness influencers posting about how they're going to work off the extra 7 tofu calories from Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow morning
"She was only there because I tried to takeover Washington. Ban Afghans for doing that. Sad!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"She was only there because I tried to takeover Washington. Ban Afghans for doing that. Sad!"
Me: Hey, Vice President Thundercat.
Doug to me:
Doug to me:
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me: Hey, Vice President Thundercat.
Doug to me:
Doug to me:
Me, not shopping on black friday to support not wanting to buy nobody any gifts anyway:
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me, not shopping on black friday to support not wanting to buy nobody any gifts anyway:
Do I believe that a president who murders fisherman and calls them drug runners would murder others for political points?
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Do I believe that a president who murders fisherman and calls them drug runners would murder others for political points?
Finally able to get my covid shot after a brain wormed goon imposed arbitrary rules based on no science. Immunity sexy is back tho.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Finally able to get my covid shot after a brain wormed goon imposed arbitrary rules based on no science. Immunity sexy is back tho.
Me, when one of my hairs that should be turning grey randomly turns red instead, fighting the power:
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me, when one of my hairs that should be turning grey randomly turns red instead, fighting the power:
The uncles at home today doing deep research on the topics they'll speak like experts about at tomorrow's dinner:
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The uncles at home today doing deep research on the topics they'll speak like experts about at tomorrow's dinner:
*smiles in You Thought!*
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
*smiles in You Thought!*
Me, when I see the reflection of the person taking the picture in the picture:
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me, when I see the reflection of the person taking the picture in the picture:
He looks like this dog
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He looks like this dog
Since it's a state controlled production anyway just put state actors in it. These two are close enough:
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Since it's a state controlled production anyway just put state actors in it. These two are close enough:
This is a whole week where everyday is Friday and I deserve it goddamnit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is a whole week where everyday is Friday and I deserve it goddamnit.
*phone call*
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
*phone call*
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
Companies sending out Black Friday emails to the same email address a dozen at a time:
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Companies sending out Black Friday emails to the same email address a dozen at a time: