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Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman.bsky.social
Person of disinterest,
Färeed the Böthersöme,
Miles More-Illest,
Twitter-Won Savage
TwoFifteen
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"LAWYYYYYYYYYYYYYERS!!!!"

-Drake
"Hey, they told me that your IG caption said you were 'so high god was in coach behind you'? Get up, let's go talk about that real quick."
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Happy 'Last Saturday of November,' y'all! Because next Saturday??!!?!

IS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY! 🥳
Which is the good news. The BAD news? My disability hearing originally set for two days later?

CANCELED.

I'm TRYING not to let that ruin my mood. 😫

Currently at:

$195/$620 💸💕

#disabled
#mutualaid
Morning, y'all. Unbridled optimism isn't doing its work on me today. Probably since everything from the waist down on one side is in excruciating pain. It's been 3 days running, I'm at the end of my rope. And my birthday is in TWELVE days! Anyway, I'm short:

$0/$620 💸💕

#disabled
#mutualaid
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Every person in the delivery room waiting to see who would say it first:
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Remembering Chadwick Boseman on his birthday (November 29, 1976– August 28, 2020)💙🕊️
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This would be on sale for $499 per chair on West Elm today.
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I've been playing Ghost of Yotei and I thought the noises that the foxes in the game made were mostly BS and just found out they are 100% accurate because one the size of cerberus was running around my house making that same sound.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
People happy to see Meg in a good relationship is becoming my new fav content.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Me, ignoring all the Black Friday emails until I have to just block the sender:
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He talks like someone who thinks he's a king.
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The media is just deadpan repeating (not reporting) the shit this president says about deporting anyone who isn't white out of the country like it isn't blistering racism.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me, looking directly into the souls of you people who couldn't wait for fall the first time a snowflake hits my sidewalk:
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Because he's a convicted sex offender.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So the lion video was AI then. Cool.
There's suddenly too many videos of animals doing things that are a little too perfect for comedic effect for me to not immediately think they're AI.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There's suddenly too many videos of animals doing things that are a little too perfect for comedic effect for me to not immediately think they're AI.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If the pdf president is still alive in a year I don't see them still letting him to live press events. The dementia is accelerating and there's no way to keep covering for him without keeping him out of sight.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
He definitely did not write this himself but he believes this bullshit and posting the things I want to happen to everyone in this administration would get me booted off this app permanent.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If someone just measures the value of a college education by whether they can get it and then get a job in the field of their choosing, I can see how they won't see value in it when they can't get hired. That's like buying a ticket to a show and then not being able to get in.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The education is more valuable than ever before but the tuition to get it is too gd expensive.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
AI couldn't even make videos of this goon president serving food to people on Thanksgiving. It has no reference material to work from on that.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Being the cake person from a pie household is hard this time of year but god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Me, excited for my turn when they're going around the table to ask what everyone is thankful for the year that man dies:
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM