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Mac Enjoys Watching Ice Melt
@failmonger.bsky.social
I'm Macario Reyes. Fil-Am Comics & Manga Writer. Ball of Anxiety. Geriatric Millennial. Purveyor of Cringe. Will never use AI.

Read my comic: The Good, the Bad, & the Magical Girl @ https://namicomi.com/t/iJn75zNU
Living in Mamdani's NYC while the entire country sort of burns down around us is incredibly disorientating.
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Could this be the LEAST surprising reveal ever?
January 30, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 1:49 PM
An older couple approached me earlier and one of them said, "we support what you're doing for this country" to me. Did they mean that in a "we support immigrants" or "we support 🧊" way?

I legit can't tell.

I hate both, but one of them offends me way more.
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Talking about WoW, because I do not have the emotional capacity to talk about the other things that are happening.
January 29, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Dang. There are going to be so many people using this item as a makeshift doorway to their houses.

(It's me, I'm so many people.)
January 29, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Ion Hazzikostas appears to be slowly evolving into his final form of former Knicks coach, Tom Thibodeau.

Shout out to the 3 other people who get this joke.
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Oh, look! It's the 2026 edition of "I was just following orders".
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I really wish I could just play video games, write comics, and be depressed about my own life. Is that really too much to ask?
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Don't just abolish it. Put all of them in jail.
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
People keep telling me that "once you do this, it'll be such a relief" and I have yet to find that to be true.
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Vision is blurry from having my eyes dilated and I forgot my eaebuds at home. Is this hell?
January 21, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I will never get over how many right wing weirdos have actual, for real beef with a Muppet.
John Birch Society having a totally normal moment.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Me, like, in general
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Even though this is 100% correct, I did not need this level of emotional damage today.
Being a writer is the most embarrassing thing in the world! I write down the entire contents of my soul for validation! And then some editor will just be like no thanks!
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Oh, well. At least I can still cheer for the horse girl team.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I guess even the Pope's prayers can go unanswered.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Wow. Jesus answering that prayer at the last second.
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I wonder if the Pope is asking Jesus for a miracle right now...
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Do you think the Pope specifically prayed for that touchdown?
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I need this to be the Super Bowl match up. It's the only possible way I can care about the NFL.
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I don't care about the NFL, but if the Bears win, does that prove God is real?
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
"Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy."

We have Heated Rivalry at home
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM