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Whitney Wonderland 🏁❄️🌲
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Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴

All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.

Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
I know something has affected me deeply when I’ve made a separate note for it circa March 2024 lmao.
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Exactly how to describe it. Made me feel sick a bit.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
YES YES YES
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Rawr.
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This is so exactly it. Too many GPs, too much toxic discourse, too many self-important fucks on social media.

This isn’t even remotely sustainable long-term.

Everyone is burnt out mid-season as it is with this kind of calendar.
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I’m on my way. But I’ve had a really shitty/day week and have indulged in some alone time for personal sanity.
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It’s exciting it’s a three-way championship fight, but McLaren has annoyed me endlessly lmao. I will be happiest if Oscar wins. I will roll my eyes to the back of my head permanently if Lando does. I will be fine with Max, only because that’s an indictment on McLaren’s season-long incompetence.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
(To be fair, only one serial killer. But it was still kinda weird!)
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Absolutely. It’s the element of surprise that makes them terrifying. I’m not scared of anything if it’s controlled and contained. I mean, I’ve talked to serial killers on recesses before and not been afraid as I know I’m safe. 😅
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I seriously wish you could out-logic a phobia as I would’ve stopped being afraid of spiders in 1994 lmao.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
*the planet lollll

(I need to go to bed. I have another full day of transcribing tomorrow. 😭)
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I am actually not scared of any spiders in a cage, no matter how big, as they are controlled and contained. I won’t randomly discover them in my bedsheet or shower drain in my most vulnerable moments. 😂
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
No, there isn’t. Not when it comes to spiders. Hang that hat UP. 😂
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ugh. No amount of logic can override a phobia. I really respect people are not afraid of spiders and appreciate them. I do not hate spiders. I simply do not want them in my space, like, ever. I don’t care if they kill bugs as bugs do not scare me like them. Phobias are not a force of will.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Every guy I’ve ever dated thinks they can “fix me” by exposing me more to spiders. It doesn’t work. Sometimes people are just irrationally freaked out by shit. They have too many legs, move too quickly, and evoke my fight or flight response I can’t control. It’s not made up hysteria. 😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s not a force of will ffs. You are just not phobic of them and are a MASSIVE BRAT ABOUT IT. 😘
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We will never agree on this, I am legitimately afraid of them in a real way. 😭 I wish I was capable of thinking of them this way, but I cannot. 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
EXACTLY. The other bugs aren’t terrifying, which is why we want the terrifying ones NOT LET LOOSE IN THE BASEMENT. 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I would MURDER YOU if I found out this was your tactic. Complete BETRAYAL OF OUR TRUST. 😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM