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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂
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Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴 All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed. Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · Apr 14
Hi! 👋🏻 It’s still me!

I simply changed my pfp as I feel like it’s lowkey illegal to not do so when you get new merch in, haha.

I’m now in a blue Ferrari shirt instead of a blue Spurs shirt. 🩵

That is all.
A selfie in my new Ferrari merch outside of my house.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16m
I fully support PIA being a bit dirty/risky btw. I actually don’t give a single fuck.

Ppl ask for harder racing all the time & then want to litigate an incident for 10,000 years.

McLaren has held that British dork’s hand all season long + tucked him in at night until they sealed the WCC.

Enough.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 25m
YEAH GO DO IT

just be like “hey this cutie court reporter thinks it’s hot when lawyers punch each other in the face” and they will totally understand
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Chain Bear F1 @chainbear.bsky.social · 28m
Simpsons screenshot with Kent Brockman interviewing an expert. The text has been slightly altered so it reads "would you say it's time for [McLaren] to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?" "Yes I would, Kent"
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 30m
I actually don’t care what Martin Brundle thinks believe it or not
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 42m
You get it. 😂
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 43m
Go punch someone at your conference. So many punchable faces I’m sure. 😆
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 45m
brb enrolling in law school so I can defend PIA in criminal court
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 49m
omg I shit posted through that whole thing and I am very sorry

*bows*
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 50m
It’s sending me. 😂
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 51m
America loves Carlos so much it’s so cute 😭😭😭
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 56m
imagine slandering DTS fans when you just watched that sprint with a straight face lmao
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 58m
THAT’S MY GOAT
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
I can’t wait to hear Sainz give a podium interview I hope he sings Smooth Operator you’re in America baby we will love it
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
THIS DIDN’T AGE WELL GOOD THING I FIND THE FRENCH GENERALLY ANNOYING
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
This is the funniest Sprint I’ve ever seen. This is the exact kind of stupid the FIA hoped for when they pitched this concept.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
Your Honor
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That was a Russell Torpedo and I’m fine with it.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
I didn’t see shit either. 😂
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
god I missed seeing Lewis race like that holy shit
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
it’s making me a sprint believer 😂
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
That was a Russell Torpedo and I’m fine with it.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
that battery graphic is goofy but fuck do I know
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
SAINZ PODIUM IS ALSO FUNNY LET’S GO WEEYUMS 🐭 🏁
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
Fault to be determined. But PIA/ALO/NOR are already out Lap 1.

I will be blaming Hulkenberg until further notice and for slander purposes.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
McLaren 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
😂😂
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