Whitney Wonderland 🏁❄️🌲
@f1whitney.coys.social
Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
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My hair has so much static in it because it’s freezing outside + this place doesn’t have any sour beer (🥲) so I got a Blue Moon as big as my head. 😆🍊🌙
Aftyn Behn, keep your head held high. You ran a fantastic campaign and reinvigorated so many of us. You made us feel heard and seen for the first time in a long time. That’s not nothing; it means everything to a lot of us that love this gorgeous state as much as you do. ❤️🗳️🇺🇸🫶🏻
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Aftyn Behn, keep your head held high. You ran a fantastic campaign and reinvigorated so many of us. You made us feel heard and seen for the first time in a long time. That’s not nothing; it means everything to a lot of us that love this gorgeous state as much as you do. ❤️🗳️🇺🇸🫶🏻
Look, no matter what happens, I am so proud we didn’t make this easy for them AT ALL.
They are sweating; we haven’t let them relax for a second.
This is a VERY big deal in a red state for an election to be so close.
It makes me feel hopeful for the future.
They are sweating; we haven’t let them relax for a second.
This is a VERY big deal in a red state for an election to be so close.
It makes me feel hopeful for the future.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Look, no matter what happens, I am so proud we didn’t make this easy for them AT ALL.
They are sweating; we haven’t let them relax for a second.
This is a VERY big deal in a red state for an election to be so close.
It makes me feel hopeful for the future.
They are sweating; we haven’t let them relax for a second.
This is a VERY big deal in a red state for an election to be so close.
It makes me feel hopeful for the future.
yeah I like sports why do you ask
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
yeah I like sports why do you ask
*feigns shock at my verbiage* 😱
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
*feigns shock at my verbiage* 😱
I am so happy Steve Kornacki is covering this special election. He is my nerdy lil’ Math Zaddy. 🔥🥵
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I am so happy Steve Kornacki is covering this special election. He is my nerdy lil’ Math Zaddy. 🔥🥵
Reposted by Whitney Wonderland 🏁❄️🌲
NEW: Steve Kornacki breaks down some of the first votes coming in for the TN-07 race. nbcnews.app.link/jiMdIdNIMYb
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
NEW: Steve Kornacki breaks down some of the first votes coming in for the TN-07 race. nbcnews.app.link/jiMdIdNIMYb
So proud of *MY* county! 🗳️🇺🇸🤟🏻
Aftyn ahead in Montgomery County (clarksville) early is noteworthy
She needs to do well there and Very well in Davidson
She needs to do well there and Very well in Davidson
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So proud of *MY* county! 🗳️🇺🇸🤟🏻
51% of the votes in my county are for Aftyn Behn so far - let’s fucking goooooooo! 🤟🏻🗳️
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
51% of the votes in my county are for Aftyn Behn so far - let’s fucking goooooooo! 🤟🏻🗳️
My Christmas presents to myself I got at the bookstore. 📚
I am very good at geography but my weakness is geography in relation to world history - this’ll fix that! 🌎
And a Taylor Swift travel cup, haha. 🩷
I am very good at geography but my weakness is geography in relation to world history - this’ll fix that! 🌎
And a Taylor Swift travel cup, haha. 🩷
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My Christmas presents to myself I got at the bookstore. 📚
I am very good at geography but my weakness is geography in relation to world history - this’ll fix that! 🌎
And a Taylor Swift travel cup, haha. 🩷
I am very good at geography but my weakness is geography in relation to world history - this’ll fix that! 🌎
And a Taylor Swift travel cup, haha. 🩷
Halfway through drinking a 7.5% ABV Belgium beer and my head is on another planet lmao. Christ.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Halfway through drinking a 7.5% ABV Belgium beer and my head is on another planet lmao. Christ.
My hair has so much static in it because it’s freezing outside + this place doesn’t have any sour beer (🥲) so I got a Blue Moon as big as my head. 😆🍊🌙
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My hair has so much static in it because it’s freezing outside + this place doesn’t have any sour beer (🥲) so I got a Blue Moon as big as my head. 😆🍊🌙
I look like a corpse but I made sure to get out and VOTE 🗳️ for AFTYN BEHN for TN! 🫡🇺🇸🤟🏻
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I look like a corpse but I made sure to get out and VOTE 🗳️ for AFTYN BEHN for TN! 🫡🇺🇸🤟🏻
@ownbrand.bsky.social “snownbrand” is so cute I could cry 😭 ❄️
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@ownbrand.bsky.social “snownbrand” is so cute I could cry 😭 ❄️
Vote for Aftyn! 🇺🇸🫡🗳️🫶🏻
Tuesday's special election for Tennessee's 7th Congressional District between Democrat Aftyn Behn and Republican Matt Van Epps has attracted outsize attention and spending from both parties. n.pr/48tnMMW
Democrats and Republicans are pouring money into a special election in Tennessee. Here's why
Tuesday's special election for Tennessee's 7th Congressional District between Democrat Aftyn Behn and Republican Matt Van Epps has attracted outsize attention and spending from both parties.
n.pr
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Vote for Aftyn! 🇺🇸🫡🗳️🫶🏻
Determined to go vote AND watch the Spurs match in public at the only place in this town that serves lambic beer. 🤟🏻🇺🇸🗳️
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Determined to go vote AND watch the Spurs match in public at the only place in this town that serves lambic beer. 🤟🏻🇺🇸🗳️
Keep seeing these takes of “no Lewis fan would support a Max WDC over Lando.”
Lolll, mmmkk.
Lando has glazed Max over AD21 and beyond.
I’m not British. I don’t care about about that pampered snob or his stupid anthem.
Let the best asshole win.
(PIA is exempt from all my slander. 🫶🏻🧡)
Lolll, mmmkk.
Lando has glazed Max over AD21 and beyond.
I’m not British. I don’t care about about that pampered snob or his stupid anthem.
Let the best asshole win.
(PIA is exempt from all my slander. 🫶🏻🧡)
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Keep seeing these takes of “no Lewis fan would support a Max WDC over Lando.”
Lolll, mmmkk.
Lando has glazed Max over AD21 and beyond.
I’m not British. I don’t care about about that pampered snob or his stupid anthem.
Let the best asshole win.
(PIA is exempt from all my slander. 🫶🏻🧡)
Lolll, mmmkk.
Lando has glazed Max over AD21 and beyond.
I’m not British. I don’t care about about that pampered snob or his stupid anthem.
Let the best asshole win.
(PIA is exempt from all my slander. 🫶🏻🧡)
Will rotate my name to Snow White(ney) at some point this month too thanks to two (2) adorable Christmas name suggestions from my beloveds! 🫶🏻🤍
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Will rotate my name to Snow White(ney) at some point this month too thanks to two (2) adorable Christmas name suggestions from my beloveds! 🫶🏻🤍
Howling laughing at “unflattering sweaters.” Bitch, it’s okay to not like women. This is not a straight man concern by any stretch of the imagination lmaoooooo. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Howling laughing at “unflattering sweaters.” Bitch, it’s okay to not like women. This is not a straight man concern by any stretch of the imagination lmaoooooo. 😭
trying not to get highly annoyed at this take I saw from someone that gets loads of credit all the time being like “wahhhh I’ve been saying this for months and people are finally coming around!”
bro imagine how women feel our whole lives that share your male-dominated hobbies lmao
bro imagine how women feel our whole lives that share your male-dominated hobbies lmao
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
trying not to get highly annoyed at this take I saw from someone that gets loads of credit all the time being like “wahhhh I’ve been saying this for months and people are finally coming around!”
bro imagine how women feel our whole lives that share your male-dominated hobbies lmao
bro imagine how women feel our whole lives that share your male-dominated hobbies lmao
The only Christmas name I can come up with for myself is: The (Bi)Polar Express.
Which is fun because people can speculate on whether I’m referring to my sexuality, my mental health, or a toss up.
Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, bitch.
That’s me. 😎
It’s called ✨holiday magic✨.
Which is fun because people can speculate on whether I’m referring to my sexuality, my mental health, or a toss up.
Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, bitch.
That’s me. 😎
It’s called ✨holiday magic✨.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The only Christmas name I can come up with for myself is: The (Bi)Polar Express.
Which is fun because people can speculate on whether I’m referring to my sexuality, my mental health, or a toss up.
Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, bitch.
That’s me. 😎
It’s called ✨holiday magic✨.
Which is fun because people can speculate on whether I’m referring to my sexuality, my mental health, or a toss up.
Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, bitch.
That’s me. 😎
It’s called ✨holiday magic✨.
Can this place develop circles or alts already I really want to say things rn I can’t say on main it’s annoying
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Can this place develop circles or alts already I really want to say things rn I can’t say on main it’s annoying
I think my mom is so brave for not regularly having a cell phone everywhere she went in the 1990s.
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I think my mom is so brave for not regularly having a cell phone everywhere she went in the 1990s.
I don’t go with the flow. Never have; never will. I just don’t pretend to now.
I was once told I had the “strongest force of will” compared to anyone they’ve met in their life & I took it as a compliment.
I’m not lax & now embrace my unnerving passion about almost everything at 37.
Move. 😅
I was once told I had the “strongest force of will” compared to anyone they’ve met in their life & I took it as a compliment.
I’m not lax & now embrace my unnerving passion about almost everything at 37.
Move. 😅
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don’t go with the flow. Never have; never will. I just don’t pretend to now.
I was once told I had the “strongest force of will” compared to anyone they’ve met in their life & I took it as a compliment.
I’m not lax & now embrace my unnerving passion about almost everything at 37.
Move. 😅
I was once told I had the “strongest force of will” compared to anyone they’ve met in their life & I took it as a compliment.
I’m not lax & now embrace my unnerving passion about almost everything at 37.
Move. 😅
Not exaggerating. They do this after every bowel movement lmao. ⚔️
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Not exaggerating. They do this after every bowel movement lmao. ⚔️