Whitney Wonderland 🏁❄️🌲
@f1whitney.coys.social
Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
Love my life and my snuggly, sleepy kittens. 🐈🩷🐈⬛
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love my life and my snuggly, sleepy kittens. 🐈🩷🐈⬛
December 6th is a day I step back to remember the École Polytechnique massacre, a crime that has always deeply affected me.
A crime against women, murdered in school, just for existing in STEM.
A crime that changed Canadian gun laws forever.
Never forget their names on this 36th anniversary. 🧬🧪🔬
A crime against women, murdered in school, just for existing in STEM.
A crime that changed Canadian gun laws forever.
Never forget their names on this 36th anniversary. 🧬🧪🔬
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
December 6th is a day I step back to remember the École Polytechnique massacre, a crime that has always deeply affected me.
A crime against women, murdered in school, just for existing in STEM.
A crime that changed Canadian gun laws forever.
Never forget their names on this 36th anniversary. 🧬🧪🔬
A crime against women, murdered in school, just for existing in STEM.
A crime that changed Canadian gun laws forever.
Never forget their names on this 36th anniversary. 🧬🧪🔬
@1dgrn.bsky.social said this tweet is a “Total Whitney Move™️” and I’ve never felt so seen and understood in my life lmao 😂
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@1dgrn.bsky.social said this tweet is a “Total Whitney Move™️” and I’ve never felt so seen and understood in my life lmao 😂
I know something has affected me deeply when I’ve made a separate note for it circa March 2024 lmao.
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I know something has affected me deeply when I’ve made a separate note for it circa March 2024 lmao.
Oscar lets me fuck with him so much when he’s sleeping. 😭🐈
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Oscar lets me fuck with him so much when he’s sleeping. 😭🐈
yeah I like sports why do you ask
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
yeah I like sports why do you ask
*feigns shock at my verbiage* 😱
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
*feigns shock at my verbiage* 😱
My Christmas presents to myself I got at the bookstore. 📚
I am very good at geography but my weakness is geography in relation to world history - this’ll fix that! 🌎
And a Taylor Swift travel cup, haha. 🩷
I am very good at geography but my weakness is geography in relation to world history - this’ll fix that! 🌎
And a Taylor Swift travel cup, haha. 🩷
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My Christmas presents to myself I got at the bookstore. 📚
I am very good at geography but my weakness is geography in relation to world history - this’ll fix that! 🌎
And a Taylor Swift travel cup, haha. 🩷
I am very good at geography but my weakness is geography in relation to world history - this’ll fix that! 🌎
And a Taylor Swift travel cup, haha. 🩷
The first step on how to sign up for the beer tour at this place is phenomenal. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The first step on how to sign up for the beer tour at this place is phenomenal. 😭
My hair has so much static in it because it’s freezing outside + this place doesn’t have any sour beer (🥲) so I got a Blue Moon as big as my head. 😆🍊🌙
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My hair has so much static in it because it’s freezing outside + this place doesn’t have any sour beer (🥲) so I got a Blue Moon as big as my head. 😆🍊🌙
I look like a corpse but I made sure to get out and VOTE 🗳️ for AFTYN BEHN for TN! 🫡🇺🇸🤟🏻
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I look like a corpse but I made sure to get out and VOTE 🗳️ for AFTYN BEHN for TN! 🫡🇺🇸🤟🏻
chat is this super comfy sweater I always wear as pajamas at home with no real support unflattering HELPPPP 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
chat is this super comfy sweater I always wear as pajamas at home with no real support unflattering HELPPPP 🥺
Howling laughing at “unflattering sweaters.” Bitch, it’s okay to not like women. This is not a straight man concern by any stretch of the imagination lmaoooooo. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Howling laughing at “unflattering sweaters.” Bitch, it’s okay to not like women. This is not a straight man concern by any stretch of the imagination lmaoooooo. 😭
I don’t go with the flow. Never have; never will. I just don’t pretend to now.
I was once told I had the “strongest force of will” compared to anyone they’ve met in their life & I took it as a compliment.
I’m not lax & now embrace my unnerving passion about almost everything at 37.
Move. 😅
I was once told I had the “strongest force of will” compared to anyone they’ve met in their life & I took it as a compliment.
I’m not lax & now embrace my unnerving passion about almost everything at 37.
Move. 😅
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don’t go with the flow. Never have; never will. I just don’t pretend to now.
I was once told I had the “strongest force of will” compared to anyone they’ve met in their life & I took it as a compliment.
I’m not lax & now embrace my unnerving passion about almost everything at 37.
Move. 😅
I was once told I had the “strongest force of will” compared to anyone they’ve met in their life & I took it as a compliment.
I’m not lax & now embrace my unnerving passion about almost everything at 37.
Move. 😅
Not exaggerating. They do this after every bowel movement lmao. ⚔️
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Not exaggerating. They do this after every bowel movement lmao. ⚔️
Yesterday was the two-year anniversary of something creepy (to me!) happening: a tiny snake fell down from my Christmas tree.
I am not a superstitious person, but I felt like it had to have been some kind of bad omen or warning.
Four days later, my first cat Puma, died suddenly.
It clicked to me.
I am not a superstitious person, but I felt like it had to have been some kind of bad omen or warning.
Four days later, my first cat Puma, died suddenly.
It clicked to me.
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Yesterday was the two-year anniversary of something creepy (to me!) happening: a tiny snake fell down from my Christmas tree.
I am not a superstitious person, but I felt like it had to have been some kind of bad omen or warning.
Four days later, my first cat Puma, died suddenly.
It clicked to me.
I am not a superstitious person, but I felt like it had to have been some kind of bad omen or warning.
Four days later, my first cat Puma, died suddenly.
It clicked to me.
I am an absolute whore for this weather. I love sleet and snow and precipitation. I like it when the sky does things; shows emotion! 😆 ❄️ 🌨️
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I am an absolute whore for this weather. I love sleet and snow and precipitation. I like it when the sky does things; shows emotion! 😆 ❄️ 🌨️
I guess I can somewhat relate as when I learned the steno machine, I got a super cheap student one and eventually upgraded to a professional one.
It’s totally an instrument in its own way that I’ve mastered, it just doesn’t make any sound. 😆
It’s totally an instrument in its own way that I’ve mastered, it just doesn’t make any sound. 😆
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I guess I can somewhat relate as when I learned the steno machine, I got a super cheap student one and eventually upgraded to a professional one.
It’s totally an instrument in its own way that I’ve mastered, it just doesn’t make any sound. 😆
It’s totally an instrument in its own way that I’ve mastered, it just doesn’t make any sound. 😆
Showered while listening to pop music on full blast & now I’m in the most ridiculous fuzzy sock + robe combo while waiting for the sleet/snow to start.
I feel a million times better now that I’m clean & cozy. 🚿 ❄️ 🧼 🌙 🩵
I feel a million times better now that I’m clean & cozy. 🚿 ❄️ 🧼 🌙 🩵
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Showered while listening to pop music on full blast & now I’m in the most ridiculous fuzzy sock + robe combo while waiting for the sleet/snow to start.
I feel a million times better now that I’m clean & cozy. 🚿 ❄️ 🧼 🌙 🩵
I feel a million times better now that I’m clean & cozy. 🚿 ❄️ 🧼 🌙 🩵
Can you spot The Orange One inside the Christmas tree? 🎄🐈 He will not leave it alone. 😭
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Can you spot The Orange One inside the Christmas tree? 🎄🐈 He will not leave it alone. 😭
Anyway it’s started to sleet here (a tinyyyy bit) so it’s reminded me once again of how I missed my calling as an apt meteorologist 😆 ❄️
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Anyway it’s started to sleet here (a tinyyyy bit) so it’s reminded me once again of how I missed my calling as an apt meteorologist 😆 ❄️
Lmaoooo. Is it a legend or something? It was just me in a sports bra, which is already evidenced here.
I think it’s the same thing as seeing someone in a bikini, so non-scandalous!
Haha. 😉
I think it’s the same thing as seeing someone in a bikini, so non-scandalous!
Haha. 😉
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Lmaoooo. Is it a legend or something? It was just me in a sports bra, which is already evidenced here.
I think it’s the same thing as seeing someone in a bikini, so non-scandalous!
Haha. 😉
I think it’s the same thing as seeing someone in a bikini, so non-scandalous!
Haha. 😉
He loves to try on every box I get in the mail immediately if not sooner.
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He loves to try on every box I get in the mail immediately if not sooner.
what about F1 teams (Ferrari)
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
what about F1 teams (Ferrari)