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Dog and chicken loving NIN fan. Certified Gregghead. I won Best Hog at the hog-shit snarfing contest. PNW Lifer, USA.

Former: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.
I love how quickly I recognized this location, as I’ve spent a lot of time there over the years.
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 AM
2025 was rough, but it was also the year my wife and I bought acres of absolute perfection in a pretty rural and magical part of Washington state.

We’ve been hard at work on the home here since last April and it’s coming along nicely. I haven’t even had a chance to properly explore our bog.

#PNW
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
@grubb.wtf I’ve been roaming around the house in Carhartt long johns like these for some time now and I highly recommend them. Whatever you do, go with 100% cotton because we deserve nice things.

I meant to send you this recommendation weeks ago when you mentioned the topic on a stream.
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Who the fuck cares what James Cameron is going on about this week?

Also, I’m the idiot following IGN.
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Thanks Pokémon! This is for my butt, right?
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oops. I meant to share this with the initial post.
December 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Next door neighbor had several chicken disappear in the past two weeks, including their rooster. Sadness.

Tonight I made a 330 foot Ethernet cable, attached one end to a router in our chicken coop and ran the other end down the path to the nearest pond on our property. I refer to it as The Lake.
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I don't Spotify and none of you should either, but I amused myself earlier thinking "Hmm, 75% Health, 25% Nine Inch Nails. Then I discovered Apple Music does a similar thing called Replay.

Nailed it!

@health.band @nin.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m not too into meme sharing but fuck you, you’re going to look at this one.

#DankMemes #LOLNIN #MerryChristmas
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Curious what you container bags setup is?

A kind neighbor gave us one of these giant indoor setups with lighting and water flowing every few minutes so it requires no soil. We used it last year and it was absolutely amazing!

I need to build a greenhouse this next year.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sometimes I make friends while working in the yard. I’m moving this little Western Toad a safe distance away from where my dogs roam.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Josh Freese continues to make me smile. The song is fast, vicious, and sweet. Check it out. I found it on Apple Music music.apple.com/us/album/cyb...
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I initially read this as Romancing Salsa 2.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
That’s my baby boy!
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh hell yeah!
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I just took delivery of my first pair of Nike ACG Mocs, and now my wife is threatening to divorce me.

Be careful out there, everybody. Fashion is not risk-free.

#Nike #acg #Moc #Fashion
September 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I like how they “borrowed” ideas from your peel it back artwork, with a literal peel it back presentation in a poster.

merch.nincatalog.com/2025-peel-it...
September 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

They’ve discovered my trick to keep food from being eaten by others.

#bagofdicks #arresteddevelopmentstan
September 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I ordered a shovel and the shipping box it just arrived in seems like a perfectly appropriate size. Great job!
September 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
People are saying that nobody’s actually wearing that shirt. Very bad shirt.
August 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Fun! There’s a new and impressive resource for us Nine Inch Nails fanboys.

NIN Tour History has been a longtime favorite of mine. Just updated my shows attended stats with the recent Seattle show.

#ets
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August 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM