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EyeHeyChew
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Est. 1981. Yep, that's me in the PFP. Can you guess what movie that is? Gamer nerd, foodie, animal lover, insect hater & non believer. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop. Fuck this current administration. #blacksky
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I wish we could move beyond "this isn't who we are". to "this is what it is. Now how can we change it?"
February 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Be careful what you like over on that bird app... These types of posts have been popping up a lot lately, and when you look at where their accounts are based, you see most of them aren't even from the US.
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Zero “illegal criminal aliens” in the Epstein files so far.

Just billionaires.
Royals.
CEOs.
Politicians.

Funny how that works.
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
34 days haven't even passed.
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Right?? Not only are they hiding those who were trafficking & r*ping people, they're also hiding fucking CANNIBALS?!

And again, WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
Eating the feces out of babies' entrails after dismembering them 👀
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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I'm sorry, this page in particular has been in my mind all day and no one in the mainstream media has addressed it yet...

THEY WERE EATING BABIES??

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Michael Watts and Catherine O’Hara on the same day is fucked UP. My heart to both families. RIP
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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First Diane Keaton and now Catherine O’Hara?? I need a minute y’all 💔😢
January 30, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Cantaloupe Caligula?! 🤣🤣🤣 I don't know you but I hope you have a wonderful rest of the week 😂😂😂
While they are appearing to suck up to cantaloupe Caligula’s fever dream of thinking he won in 2020, they are ferreting data about voting information. The musk infestation is still imbedded in our federal data. They are trying to get our State data. People need to get off their asses to stop them!
January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — A former Illinois deputy has been sentenced to 20 years for fatally shooting Sonya Massey, who called 911 for help.
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I will never forgive the British for what they did to the word "shallot."
January 29, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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ICE is not broken. It's agents murdering people, taking trophies of victims, using illegal tactics, breaking laws, spreading terror, and leaving death cards are not isolated events, outliers, or accidents. ICE is operating exactly as intended.
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 AM
ILLEGAL directions. You know, the ones Mark Kelly told you not to follow? Pretty sure the "He was talking about soldiers, not citizens," argument won't hold up either.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 PM
It'd be nice to hold those responsible for his death (murder) accountable, but story time works, I guess. Pretty sure this is how you get people to consider taking the law into their own hands.
I made a promise to Alex’s parents to continue to tell his story.

An ICU nurse at the VA, an outdoorsman, a deeply generous, compassionate friend and family member, and a true son of Minnesota. Rest in peace, Alex.
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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JUST 1 MORE THING: If we’re to accept this idea that a person having a firearm at a law enforcement encounter is per se evidence of a person’s intent to “inflict maximum harm,” doesn’t it then follow that law enforcement can’t constitutionally bring firearms themselves, per multiple Amendments?
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Their 15 minutes of infamy was over a week after they were called "hackers on steroids." Anonymous can't do shit, they have had dozens of opportunities and choose to do nothing. Fuck em, we're on our own.
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 AM
If she's 5'4" with a pixie cut I'm folding every time.
i love when women put their hair into an up-do. really does something for me.
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
White mediocrity is a global threat.
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I bite my bottom lip, spread it wide and try to power through. It's when she starts throwing it & looking back at me... Don't let her be a shit talker, one perfectly timed "fill me up" will have us both looking for a 24 hour Walgreen's
Idk how men last during backshots. Just looking at one of the best views known to man & trying not to cum in 2 minutes…😮‍💨
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Bruh ain't no way he Idris Elba'd me my whole life 😭
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
My window was on the left, and the posters were Tekken, Mya, Missy Elliott and Game Informer covers taped together, but yeah. CRT TV on a junky dresser lol.

Collective memory unlocked 🏆
You power up your PSX, CRT glow hits, early 3D magic kicks in ✨ 'Overdrive' is my concept-art title screen song, inspired by the PSX era. Does it take you back? 🎮
January 23, 2026 at 6:10 PM
They're protecting pedophiles and Americans are just okay with it.

They're snatching innocent people off the streets and Americans are just okay with it.

They're killing people in custody and Americans are just okay with it.

Then will have the audacity to wonder how Nazis took over Germany.
January 23, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Irony's final boss: I work at your name, and can confirm! 🤣
The funniest thing about watching white people flounder in response to this question is that if you spend any amount of time with them at all, you learn pretty quickly that even THEY don't want to be around white people. Without a common target to hate, they have nothing for each other.
Why the fuck are y'all confused by this? Why would we want to be around y'all? I'm genuinely asking you
January 23, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Ain't no way Will Trent was written by people. This kid just escaped the trunk of a car, gets chased by a crooked cop that's going to kill her, runs into a crowded mall and...

Hides in the bathroom and doesn't scream her brains out? AI is writing TV shows.
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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What it feels like to live in America and believe ALL people should have basic human rights.
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM